commercials lie

i have a gif request. Would someone please make a gif of Cassian in the data vault before Jyn jumps to the stacks, and before he jumps? His hair looks so clean and gorgeous and shampoo-commercial-y, and I want a gif of it! Because like I know it’s srs and all, but all I think about at that moment is a.) Pantene, b.) what shampoo he uses, and c.) how clean and shiny his hair is.

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1967 Scary Kentucky Fried Chicken Commercial Lie Detector full)

Yikes

*cuckoo clock noise*

YOU’RE on a mission to get NICKELODEON MAGAZINE. It’s PACKED with celebrity interviews, and comics and puzzles and GREAT stuff to collect! BUT only a real-life grown-up can call to order it for you! Of course, you can think of a nice POLITE way to ask! Nickelodeon Magazine please! Nickelodeon Magazine, please! You never know WHO will pop in, WHAT will pop out, and it’s so good, you’ll eat it AAAAAAALL UP! And YOU can get Nickelodeon Magazine delivered to your door! Six issues for $9.97! Credit cards are accepted. And grown ups KNOW it’s filled with fun and interesting facts for GROOOOOWING minds! UNBELIEVABLE! So don’t just STAND THERE! Nickelooooodeon! There are LOTS of ways to show you REALLY want Nickelodeon Magazine! How? Oh, you’ll think of something! Nickelodeon Magazine, please!

anonymous asked:

Omgg I've bought like 3 tubs of the nature republic aloe gel. WHY HASN'T CHANBAEK COME TO MY DOOR TO DELIVER IT ;;;;; -💜💜 btw hiiiiiiiiii I haven't been on tumblr in forever cause I'm on vacation. I hope your summer is going well and I hope your day is/has/will go well 💜💜

THAT COMMERCIAL IS A LIE

I WANT MY OTP TO COME TO MY DOOR GOSH DANG PLEASE ILL BUY TEN PACKS OF THOSE CREAMS IF ITLL MAKE THEM COME TO MEEEE

ALSO HELLO PURPLE HEARTED ANONNNNN I HOPE YOUR VACATION WAS NICE~~~~

MY SUMMER IS MEH
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Hilarious Danish Red Cross commercial - Mads and danish actors ( Paprika Steen, Zlato Buric, Nicolaj Coster-Waldau, Nikolaj Lie Kaas, Sonja Richter)

Red Cat! Red Cat! Red Cat! :D

montparnasse replied to your post: what’s the topic of the evening folks

why did the owl in the tootsie roll pop commercial lie about how many licks it takes. it takes much more than three. it takes several hundred

he didn’t lie mel montparnasse he never finished counting because he would give in to temptation and bite the lollipop if you’re going to slander the tootsie roll pop owl for anything slander him for being a glutton, which is what he is actually guilty of. 

anonymous asked:

what do you think of 'sex workers' claim that rachel moran is a fraud?

I know Rachel personally and i think it’s an outright lie and a form of libel. She’d absolutely win that court case if she decides to sue over this.

Because here’s the catch: she can proof it. It’s not like she was anywhere else during those times. The way she speaks about her experiences too, she’s not lying about that.
And why would she? I’m familiar with the arguments, but if i look at her and her life, those arguments are a joke.
Money? Her book doesn’t even pay the bills, she’s not getting much from this.
Some Irish Catholic Cult Conspiracy? Noooope, she’s an abolitionist feminist, not some christian “only sex in a heterosexual marriage” type
Attention? That’s such a misogynistic trope. She sacrifices all her life for this, she recieves threats for it and i can’t imagine how anyone can put up with all the shit she faces. Believe me, it’s not a rewardinv thinh to do.

So no, i don’t believe women en masse lie about rape and i don’t believe women lie about commercial rape either.

Oh and her “cold demeanor” is a coping strategy to remove herself from that painful past when she speaks about it, she’s such a warm, lovely woman in person.