One of the things in Warframe that boggles my mind the most are Grineer Commanders.
Like, how the hell can it Switch Teleport? How the hell can you explain how a race of crusty faced, racist, facist, inbred cyborgs whose idea of advanced technology is to literally fucking cannonball themselves into the hull of enemy ships in order to board them somehow learned how to use an ability used by telepathically controlled combat drones? Did it just wake up one day and say “Grineer wanna learn how to switch teleport like Tenno Skoom” and somehow learn how to use it? What’s stopping the Grineer from somehow utilizing other Warframe abilities then?
I need tumblr friends for talking about my deep feelings for this damn trilogy. If you want, you can write to me (im a good person after all, I promise)
Shakarian is appreciated, but it’s okay whatever romance you chose