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Truths - Sith!AU Snippet

In which freshly-fallen Sith Apprentice/Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi has to report to the Jedi Council after returning alone from a fateful mission to a Sith temple.

This is a snippet for one of several Sith!AUs that occupy far too much of my brainspace to be healthy. It’s also a Qui-Gon-lives-and-takes-Anakin-as-a-Padawan-AU, which means Obi-Wan is a young Jedi knight left to figure things out on his own without a padawan or master to help ground him. At least the Supreme Chancellor of the Republic seems to be genuinely interested in his life, even though he is a politician.

Because I have only 20 days left to finish my 60-page thesis (of which I have already finished two pages- yay!), I decided today would be a great day to finally sit down and actually write some fanfic. Which I haven’t done in more than a decade and which I’ve never seriously attempted before in English.

 


For the first time in weeks, he genuinely feels the calm he is projecting.

It’s a decidedly odd feeling, given the circumstances. Almost serene, almost like the world hadn’t completely turned on its axis— like he hadn’t turned.

He feels no inner turmoil: no fear, no anger, not even self-loathing. Not anymore. In a way, Obi-Wan Kenobi has never felt more like a Jedi than in this very moment. There is no emotion, there is peace. It’s the one tenet of the Code he had struggled with the most during his younger years, a struggle that had almost cost him his place in the Order.

And isn’t that truly ironic? Qui-Gon has feared his emotions would leave him vulnerable to the dark, but in the end the dark turned out to be what helped Obi-Wan rid himself of them at long last.

Or I’ve just gone into shock. It has been a long time coming, after all, and maybe the horror of what he has done— of what he has had to do, he reminds himself again— will only delay the inevitable appropriate emotional response. He isn’t sure which he prefers.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

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anonymous asked:

do you know of any x-men/avengers crossover fics? im sure this has been asked before, but i couldn't find anything on your tags list :((

Hi anon! There are a few Avengers crossovers out there, although most of them are AUs. A lot of fics also have cameos from one or two Avengers but I’m guessing you’re looking for ensemble fic?

Anyway here’s a list of our favorites!

Canon/Movie Crossovers:

A Night at the Opera by winterhill [Cherik, PG-13]

Erik has “kidnapped” Charles for a nice night out when a man with a horned helmet and staff starts disturbing the peace. Things go downhill from there.

Coffee Date by Pangea [Cherik,NC17]

The Avengers have once again saved the world from an alien invasion.  Go figure, right?  But even superheroes need a coffee break every now and then, and Tony Stark knows just how to organize one.

Naturally, Erik is the only one not amused.

Forward Momentum by AsYouWish [Cherik, NC17]

Six months after Cuba, Charles and Erik find themselves thrown fifty years into the future, where they meet their older selves, the Avengers, and a world that’s very different from their own. Faced with the pieces of their broken relationship, an unparalleled adversary, and dealing with Tony Stark on a daily basis, Charles and Erik do their best to adapt while trying to find a way back home – and to each other.

The B Team by lachatblanche [Xavierine, PG-13]

In which Charles and Logan are SHIELD agents who are present at the Battle of New York.

Took Me By Surprise and Then by thehoyden [Cherik, PG-13]

After the second surgery in New York, Charles doesn’t anticipate anyone keeping vigil by his bedside — and certainly not Tony Stark. 


AUs:

Have You Met Uncle Charles? by winterhill  [Cherik, Mature]

Tony Stark has known Charles Xavier since Tony was eight and Xavier was his Uncle Charles. Now that Tony’s all grown up, Charles vets his dates. Well, most of them. Except for the ones where Charles brings someone who should really be in jail, not a fancy restaurant. 

Charles Xavier’s A+ Guide to Management (or, How to Completely Destory Your Life Without Even Trying) by fro_baby [Cherik, NC17]

In which Charles and Erik run a newspaper, wrangle interns, outrun the feds, outwit a multinational crime lord, get royally fucked over (twice), eat prawns, argue over comma errors, dodge (and fail to dodge) airborne projectiles, make many snarky remarks, drive around in the desert, fight, make up, fight again, and slowly (but surely) fall in love.

Ghost in the Shell by Monstrous Regiment [Cherik, NC17, Violence]

Out in the black of space, where the only creatures whose company you can always count on are violence and death, making a living is a wager. Erik’s crew of mismatched social misfits scrapes by, toeing the line between law and crime. Normally, they prefer to stay out of the Alliance’s way, but when it comes to defending the very freedom they fought for a decade ago, they only follow one principle: when someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back.

Zombie Apocalypse ‘Verse by PippinPips [Cherik, Mature]

Think Charles and Erik + the Avengers surviving a L4D2 type of Zombie Apocalypse

Adventures in Babysitting by cygnaut  [Cherik, PG-13]

When Jean, Scott, and Ororo get in trouble and have nowhere to turn, they call on the last person they probably should—Magneto.

Reconciliation by Not_You  [Cherik, Mature]

Written for a firstkink prompt for Thor shipping Erik/Charles to the point that SHIELD gives the Avengers the mission of getting them back together.  Since Charles is Tony’s cousin, he feels a more personal stake in the matter.

On Stalking by WingedWolf121 [Cherik, PG-13]

Erik is trying to convince himself he isn’t stalking Charles Xavier. Thus far, he’s failing. College!Au, featuring the Avengers.  

Desperately Seeking Super-Husbands by lachatblanche [Cherik, Stony, PG-13, WIP]

Steve and Charles are called in to do a mission that maybe requires them to pose as a couple. And because of the delicate nature of the situation, they have to travel immediately, under the cover of the night, and aren’t allowed to tell even their SOs.

So of course by the time it gets back to Tony and Erik, they’re shocked to discover the loves of their lives have eloped with each other. And then Steve and Charles get in trouble, so of course the jilted duo suit up to go rescue them, because even they still love their traitorous paramours.

Cue Erik and Tony shenanigans where they are alternatively vengeful/snippy over each others’ exes, defensive about theirs, insecure as they realize fuck Charles and Steve might actually deserve each other more why were they ever with us, and learn to work together like a catty dream team.

this dude’s tinder bio had of a list of his interests, which include the oxford comma, but he failed to use the oxford comma in his list

this so perfectly encapsulates the two types of ppl i hate in this city: those who would do that deliberately bc that’s what passes as humor for them, and those who would include the oxford comma in their list of interests on a dating profile without actually knowing what it is

chuckxavier  asked:

Hi Ending! So I recently got into Star Wars and I was wondering if you knew any Cherik Star Wars au fics? :3 Also do you know any Cherik fics that feature other Marvel characters like the Avengers? thanks :)

Hey, friend! Sorry this is soooo late, @anunexpectedhotdwarf!

There really aren’t many Star Wars AUs I know of in the Cherik would, but here’s a few I’ve read:

I Promised You Life by Sperare (T, 7K) Jedi Knight Erik Lehnsherr comes home to his husband after a lengthy deployment to the Outer Rim.

Across the Stars by Gerec (M, 500words) The end for Jedi Erik Lehnsherr comes, unbidden and unexpected, on the ruined and desolate planet of Mustafar in the Outer Rim.Star Wars AU, with Erik falling to the Dark Side.

Across the Stars (The Blue-eyed Jedi Remix) by Nostalgic_Kitty (M, 1K) harles really shouldn’t be making out with a Sith lord in the ruined remains of a TIE fighter.

Art by @thacmis and ficlet by pan here and here!

As for fics with the Avengers and other Marvel characters, there are quite a few, but I’ll try to pick some faves!

Have You Met Uncle Charles? by winterhill (M, 3K) AU crossover. Tony Stark has known Charles Xavier since Tony was eight and Xavier was his Uncle Charles. Now that Tony’s all grown up, Charles vets his dates. Well, most of them. Except for the ones where Charles brings someone who should really be in jail, not a fancy restaurant.
Ending’s Comment: I’m a total sucker for Charles and Tony being best friends :)

Forward Momentum by AsYouWish (E, 47K) Six months after Cuba, Charles and Erik find themselves thrown fifty years into the future, where they meet their older selves, the Avengers, and a world that’s very different from their own. Faced with the pieces of their broken relationship, an unparalleled adversary, and dealing with Tony Stark on a daily basis, Charles and Erik do their best to adapt while trying to find a way back home – and to each other.
Ending’s Comment: Really unique time travel fic that has Cherik teaming up with the Avengers.

Coffee Date by Pangea (E, 4k) The Avengers have once again saved the world from an alien invasion. Go figure, right? But even superheroes need a coffee break every now and then, and Tony Stark knows just how to organize one.Naturally, Erik is the only one not amused.
Ending’s Comment: Hilarious XD

Took Me By Surprise and Then by thehoyden (T, 5k) After the second surgery in New York, Charles doesn’t anticipate anyone keeping vigil by his bedside — and certainly not Tony Stark.
Ending’s Comment: More Charles and Tony BFF that’s really touching.

Charles Xavier’s A+ Guide to Management (or, How to Completely Destroy Your Life Without Even Trying) by fro_baby (E, 85K) In which Charles and Erik run a newspaper, wrangle interns, outrun the feds, outwit a multinational crime lord, get royally fucked over (twice), eat prawns, argue over comma errors, dodge (and fail to dodge) airborne projectiles, make many snarky remarks, drive around in the desert, fight, make up, fight again, and slowly (but surely) fall in love. 
Ending’s Comment: Fun fic in which all kinds of Marvel characters show up!

A Night at the Opera by winterhill (T, 3K) Erik has “kidnapped” Charles for a nice night out when a man with a horned helmet and staff starts disturbing the peace. Things go downhill from there.
Ending’s Comment: Delicious crack :D

There are so many more but I’m blanking right now so I might come back to this list later! Hope it can get you started :D