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One of my favourite things about Age of Ultron is that the Avengers are presented with 2 new super-powered rivals and the only member to really land a solid hit to either of them in the entire film is the very non-super-powered Hawkeye.

Not only that, but in both cases he pretty much just does it out of sheer spite towards them

“OH MIND CONTROL HUH? BET YOU THINK YOU’RE REAL SPECIAL. NICE TRY KID I’VE PLAYED THIS LEVEL BEFORE” *electrocutes Wanda IN THE FACE*

*shoots the glass under Pietro’s feet* “WHAT YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING? HAHAHAHA WHO’S LAUGHING NOW SMARTASS-WITH-A-CATCHPHRASE? THAT’S FOR GETTING ME SHOT”

Okay but

Bowtruckles serve as guardians for their home tree. You have to distract them with wood lice or fairy eggs to even take a leaf from it.

Yet Pickett clings to Newt to the point where he refuses to even be set down on his original tree.

So I mean

Basically

Pickett has claimed Newt Scamander as his new home tree.

LITERALLY THOUGH LIKE “I don’t want to stay in my tree cause the other bowtruckles are mean. I will find a new tree. This tall wizard should do just fine yes good.”

Originally posted by liars-and-secrets

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SUIT’S SHINY NEW COMMISSION SHEET! :D

Hey guys, and welcome to my updated commission sheet!

To sum it up, essentially I’ve just made the sheet more nuanced (i.e busts cost less than the old base price, but waist-downs cost a bit more/etc) and added a few more options - which I’ll explain beneath the cut - so all the prices are pretty much staying the same right now. Not gonna lie, I just wanted to make the thing look more pretty. xD

BUT YES, if you’re interested in commissioning me, bump me a private message or e-mail me at suitboxers@outlook.com (I finally got off my arse and made an e-mail alias specifically for commissions! :D). My other e-mail is still fully functional though, so it really doesn’t matter which one you send the message to - I’ll get it either way.

Also, for those who’re wondering, my commissions are always open! This is mostly because commissions are a major source of income for me and more often than not the reason I can make ends meet. Feel free to ask for as many as you want as well (though keep in mind I’ll shuffle your second/third/etc art between later commissions so I don’t end up neglecting anyone in the short term) - I’ve taken doubles a lot of times and I also really love doing stuff like fic art. It’s really fun!

Click here for more info/my commission slots!

As a heads up, patrons/tippers will get priority since they actually go out of their way to help me out with that little bit extra, but don’t worry it’s not some crazy VIP system or anything like that - it mostly just applies in cases where I’m going art crazy and getting stuff churned out within a week of receiving the commission.

TURNAROUND TIME: 2-4 weeks

If you need me to, I can work on a deadline let me know when you order the commission. If it’s less than a fortnight I may have to charge you a bit extra for it (like $5) since I’ll have to put your commission ahead of everyone else’s, but if you’re cool with it I am too. Minimum deadline I can work on is about 4-5 days.

BUT YES, thank you to everyone who commissions me - it means the world! - and if you’re ever unsure about anything don’t be afraid to ask. I’m a really chill dude and I’m about as far from judgemental as you can get, so feel free to ask for whatever your heart desires.

All fandoms/OCs/self-inserts/kinks are welcome! Just because all the examples are Voltron doesn’t mean it’s all I’ll draw. xD

(more info beneath the cut)

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