Don’t feel well? Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine. Long day? Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine. Long day? Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine. Fallen out with everyone you love? Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine. Pet ignoring you? Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine. The pressure of living life under a society thats unfair getting to you? Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine. The apocalypse coming? Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine.
Whether or not Lup’s full name is “Chalupa,” the idea that Lup is Taako’s twin really gets more plausible the more I think of it.
We can take it as more or less fact that Lup is the Red Robe Taako got the Umbra staff from, since it wrote her name on the wall in an attempt to communicate.
She was also probably the one Barry Red Robes loved since he almost lost his form when he heard they’d found her, and since the voice in Taako’s head said “love Barry.”
It’s also likely the voice in Taako’s head, the one that filled him with a feeling of intense love, was channeled through the Umbra staff in some way.
The Umbra Staff refused to be used by Magnus, and instead leaped back to Taako’s hand when he tried to loan it to him. Presumably Lup and Magnus were friends as well, so that provides pretty strong evidence she has a special connection to Taako that she doesn’t have to the others.
Something that at the time was just the result of a dice roll but might be retconned into the narrative–Merle tried to take the Umbra staff and it threw him off. Taako was able to grab it successfully, possibly because he was the only one who the staff would allow to take it.
We know his connection to Lup is not a romantic connection since Taako is gay and Griffin wouldn’t put some random straight romance in his backstory that Justin had no say in. It’s possible they’re just very close for some other reason, of course, but a family relationship seems like the most obvious direction to go.
We’ve already seen sibling elves who became liches and who doesn’t love character parallels?
(Edited after additional information was obtained from zookeeping cousin)
I told this story to a few guildies a while back and decided to archive it in a longer format; so here is the story of The Great Flamingo Uprising of 2010 as told to me by my favorite cousin who was a keeper at the time.
In addition to the aviary/jungle exhibit, our zoo has several species of birds that pretty much have the run of the place. They started with a small flock of flamingos and some free-range peacocks that I’m almost certain came from my old piano teacher’s farm. She preferred them to chickens. At some point in time they also acquired a pair of white swans (“hellbirds”) and some ornamental asian duckies to decorate the pond next to the picnic area. Pigeons, crows, assorted ducks and a large number of opportunistic Canada geese moved in on their own.
Now; the ponds that dot the zoo property (I don’t remember how many there are but the one by the picnic area is the only one with swans) were also full of ginormous koi fish, some of whom by now are at least three feet long. Sensing an opportunity to cash in on the koi, the zoo put up little vending machines all over the place that dispense handfuls of food pellets. I swear to god the fish can hear the crank turning, and will show up at the nearest railing, blooping expectantly at whoever happens to be standing there and doing their best to appear starving and desperate.
Like this.^ And they weren’t the only ones who learned to associate the sound with the imminent arrival of food. The Canada geese knew a good deal when they saw one, and had long since ceased to migrate anyway. They formed roving gangs of thug-geese and staked out their turf around the vending machines, ready to mug anyone with pocket change. Picture yourself as a small child squaring off with a bird as big as you are fully prepared to strip search you while standing on your feet and yelling “HWAAAAAKK!!” in your face. It’s deeply traumatizing to you and incredibly hilarious to your parents.
The flamingos had their spot near the zoo entrance and never seemed to mind the presence of the other birds, as they kept themselves to themselves and didn’t really like the taste of fish pellets. The problem lay in that their shrimp pond was close to a vending machine. Ordinarily that wouldn’t have been an issue at all, but eventually the goose population grew large enough that one of the gangs decided to annex it. Being territorial little shits, they would harass the poor flamingos any time they strayed within ten feet of it. The flamingos tolerated this for years until one day they snapped collectively. Here’s a summary of the incident in chronological order.
1.) It was a hot day, so everyone in question both human and avian, were cranky by the time the zoo even opened. 2.) A few flamingos (let’s call them The Jets) strayed into the radius of the vending machine and were immediately confronted by the indignant hissing geese (The Sharks) 3.) Possibly due to heat and the simple fact that the geese had been giant douchebags for far too long, the flamingos decided fuck it, this time they were going to FIGHT BACK DAMMIT, and swarmed the geese en masse. 4.) Chaos ensued. The geese were outnumbered 4 to 1 but had the advantage of being able to scream for back-up. 5.) Hearing the shrieking Canada geese and the bellowing of the enraged flamingos, the peacocks came to the conclusion that the apocalypse had come upon them and began to gather in the surrounding trees in droves and wail in despair. Or cheer them on, whichever. 6.) NOISE 7.) Apparently one of the siege tactics employed by geese is to shit explosively all over everything. 8.) The geese, having secured reinforcements from all over the zoo, went berserk and proceeded to attack EVERYBODY who had come to watch be they human or otherwise. 9.) The flamingos were chasing/being chased by the geese through the crowd accompanied by cheers/wails from the peacocks in the box seats. 10.) Complete pandemonium when the zoo tram became stalled by the flamingo pond due to battling birds. The Jets, sensing these were somehow reinforcements on the side of the Sharks, charged the tram. Adults were doing the duck and cover. Small children were screaming, adding to the noise. People were slipping on goose shit and hitting the ground in the fetal position, only to be stampeded by the rampaging flamingos. 11.) The koi continued to bloop hopefully for food. 12.) Two of the geese were cornered by a rival gang of their own and were chased into the swan pond. Cue slow-motion. 13.) The swans detected an enemy presence in their territory and by god, SOMEBODY was going to PAY. 14.) The staff were having no luck in breaking up the fight and on the verge of giving up and just building another zoo elsewhere when the hellbirds stormed the battlefield, trumpeting battle-cries, to dispense feathered justice. The staff promptly dropped their brooms and fled. 15.) Birds scattered in all directions. Up, down, sideways. Some people not present in the park circle swear a couple of geese flat out teleported into the petting zoo. A few ducks vanished in the chaos, presumably eaten by the swans. 16.) Two of the zookeepers barricaded themselves in the snack bar and refused to come out. 17.) The uprising was squashed in less than two minutes. Number of casualties was unknown, feathers were flying everywhere and there was enough goose shit to build another bird. One staff member had been knocked to the ground and was left with a melon sized bruise courtesy of one of the hellbirds. Several children were traumatized, probably for life. The zoo eventually removed the vending machine by the flamingos.
The geese went back to being giant douchebags. Because geese*.
Addendum: Somehow, my aunt D got hold of this story and posted a link along with the comment: “This sounds exactly like our zoo!” Zookeeping cousin replied: “This was exactly our zoo.”
*I’m really not kidding. This is a photo, taken at our zoo, of a gorilla being chased by one of the thug geese.
So by now, I think most of the fandom can agree that Warren has certain “bird-like” instincts, like preening or imitating mating rituals. One thing I haven’t seen people comment on is the fact that male birds make Really Good Dads.
No, seriously, offspring care is shared equally between both parents in most bird species and some species even have the male be the primary care-giver. Since Warren doesn’t have any kids of his own, this usually means he has an uncontrollable urge to protect and nurture any child that comes within five feet of him.
At first, no one notices. Warren’s got a tough-guy persona going on and everyone assumes he doesn’t really like kids. Then one day, one of the younger students comes up to Warren and asks if she can pet his feathers. Everyone braces themselves because they’re sure Warren is going to yell at her, but he just kneels down and is like, “Sure, okay, just be careful” and lets her pet him.
After that, there’s no use hiding it. Warren’s surrounded by too many kids to bother covering up these instincts, so he sort of embraces his new roll of unofficial babysitter. It becomes an unwritten rule among the younger kids that if you have a problem, Warren’s the one you need to find.
Fell and scraped your knee? Go find Warren, he’ll fuss over you and get you a band-aid. Can’t reach something on the top shelf? Go find Warren, he’ll fly up there and get it for you. One of the other kids is picking on you? Go find Warren, he’ll intimidate them into leaving you alone.
Pretty soon, Warren’s just got a gaggle of little kids following him around between classes like a line of ducklings. The girls think it’s the cutest thing ever. Scott and Peter tease him mercilessly about it. Kurt’s a sucker for a man with dad skills and is ready to propose whenever he sees Warren carrying one of the smaller kids around or letting them fall asleep on his shoulder.
listen i knew the moment that I saw @yuutayo‘s revamped apocalypse au that i HAD to cosplay it, and i finally got an opportunity to get the gang together at AFO this weekend! We looked so awesome i’m so happy ;w;
THE COMING INSURRECTION by The Invisible Committee
It’s useless to wait - for a breakthrough, for the revolution, the nuclear apocalypse or a social movement. To go on waiting is madness. The catastrophe is not coming, it is here. We are already situated WITHIN the collapse of a civilization. It is within this reality that we must choose sides.
BIAS WRECKER HERE TO FUCK UP MY LIFE, LET’S GO. HIS VOICE, HIS SINGING, HONESTLY THE HIGH NOTES?! REALLY PARK JIMIN. LIE IS AN AMAZING SONG WITH UNIQUE VOCALS, ONCE YOU JIMIN, YOU CAN’T JIMOUT (Its very true). (gifs are not mine)
He is Bangtan’s angel. He takes care of the members so much and cares for them as they are his brothers. Everyone loves the little mochi (I’m shorter than him but still). He’s so humble that it hurts. Jimin always reaches for perfection even though he’s already very talented. Army loves you no matter what Jimin,
He doesn’t need abs or anything like that at all. Army will always love you for being who you are. HIS CHEEKS, HE’S LIKE A LITTLE CHIPMUNK OMG THAT YOU COULD PET FOR HOURS AND HOURS.
I mean besides singing and being our full-time angel, HIS DANCING. (HELP ME BREATH PLEASE) NEXT TO OUR HOBI, HE’S CRAZY SKILLED AND HIS TECHNIQUE IS PERFECT. LIKE I FELT LIKE CRYING WATCHING HIS SOLO.
HE IS SO DISRESPECTFUL TO MY HEART. DOESN’T MATTER THE HAIR COLOR, DOESN’T MATTER WHAT HE’S WEARING. I DROOL EVERY DAMN TIME LIKE PARK JIMIN CAN YOU PLEASE, I’M TRYING TO LIVE.
WHEN HE’S IN THAT MODE, IT’S MOCHI NO MORE NOPE. I’m trying to jimout so hard rn making this. You are perfect the way you are, I know you want to work hard but as always no matter freakin what. Idc if the apocalypse is coming, Park Jimin you are an angel (a very disrespectful one) Work hard but also rest well please <3 (Army add more if you want) *eye smile*
The apocalypse is not something which is coming. The apocalypse has arrived in major portions of the planet and it’s only because we live within a bubble of incredible privilege and social insulation that we still have the luxury of anticipating the apocalypse.✗