This isn’t some
shitty, “Well they’re only filling a few issues until we get the
normal Avengers back,” bullshit! Just like how Thor is a woman and
Captain America is Black, the A-Force is officially one of the new Avengers team, the other being made up of a pretty diverse roster, too! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! THE MOST BADASS, KICK
BUTT LADIES TO EVER GRACE THE UNWORTHY PAGES OF COMIC BOOKS ARE BEING
PUT ON THEIR OWN TEAM.
YOU SEE THIS LADY
THAT’S SINGULARITY. GUESS WHAT? SHE’S NOT HUMAN, SHE’S A
PIECE OF THE UNIVERSE THAT GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS AND IS GENDER-FLUID
AS HELL, BUT SHE CHOOSES TO BE FEMALE. SHE HAS CONTROL OVER THE
COSMOS AND IS JUST AN ALL-AROUND BAD BITCH.
I FUCKING DARE
SOMEONE TO FUCK WITH ME ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ONE OF THE
GREATEST MOMENTS IN COMIC BOOK HISTORY AND I WILL CRUSH DISSENTERS
BENEATH MY HEELS.
Could you do a Peter Parker x Reader where you’re on different sides in Civil
War, and you keep sneaking around so you can be together.
This is hella cute. I love my baby. So, this is kind of reminiscent of a
certain scene from Winter Soldier. I think you’ll like it.
Potential CIVIL WAR SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Also, a lil bit of
Being a teenager in love is a troublesome
task no matter the situation. However, being a teenage superhero dating another
teenage superhero tends to complicates things a bit more. Add the fact that one
of you is wanted by half of the Avengers for pretty much going against the
government and the law, and you have a hot mess. And as if things couldn’t get
any worse for you, one of America’s most wanted criminals, you were dating
someone from the other team.
You got the text from Peter as soon as he got
to the mall. Your time together was short and sweet, and you had to make it
count. So there you were, hiding behind a pillar in the mall wearing a hoodie
and shades, staring at your phone like almost everyone else who was present.
here? the text read. You sent a reply as fast as your fingers could type it.
You felt a tap on your shoulder and jumped,
surprised and scared, but it was only Peter. You hugged him tight, holding him
close. He pulled you to his chest. You hadn’t seen eachother in weeks. Steve
didn’t know you were out and you didn’t have much time before he would notice.
Tony, on the other hand, didn’t even know that you and Peter were seeing
eachother, let alone out on a semi-date at the moment.
“I missed you so much,” Peter whispered,
afraid that if he let go, he might never see you again.
“I missed you too,” You replied.
“So what’s the plan?” Peter asked.
“Um, I don’t know. What if we-” You looked at
your phone, reading an incoming message. “Shit.”
“Wanda’s here. And she’s with Steve and Sam.”
“Shit.” Peter agreed. His phone buzzed.
“Mr. Stark is here too.”
“God, could this day get any worse?” You
asked, staring at the ceiling. “But hey, at least I got to see you for a few
“Maybe not.” Peter said, wearing his thinking
face. “Follow me.” He took your hand and led you through the mall, headed
towards the theater. You stood in line with him, waiting to get tickets.
“What’s the big idea, Pete?”
“Where’s the last place they would look for
“In plain sight,” You realized what he had
planned. It didn’t take long for you to get to the front of the line and buy
your tickets. As soon as you had them, you slipped into the theater together,
taking a seat near the middle.
“So we just wait here for them to find us.”
Peter said, taking your hand and rubbing it with his thumb. “And when they get
here, we’ll distract them.”
“Who did you train with, Natasha Romanov?”
You teased. Nat had taught you this as soon as you had joined the team, long
before the split. You were glad to finally put the tactic to use.
It was about halfway through the movie that
Steve and Sam walked into the theater. You squeezed Peter’s hand in panic. He
looked to you. His heart was racing, but he tried not to let you see it. His
brown eyes searched yours for a few moments, waiting.
“What do we do?”
“Public displays of affection make people
very uncomfortable,” You bit your lip before leaning forward and pressing your
lips to his. His eyes widened in shock before drifting shut. He pushed up the
armrest between you and pulled you close to him, holding your hips gently. His
lips were so soft, so careful. He didn’t want to screw up your first kiss.
When you pulled away, breathless but very
content, you looked to see if Steve and Sam were still there. Luckily, they had
left. You sighed in relief, resting your head on Peter’s shoulder.
“Hey (Y/N),” Peter whispered, his hand
rubbing your shoulder.
“If they come back, will you kiss me again?”
“Yeah,” You nodded. He laughed.
“Will you kiss me even if they don’t come back?” He asked with a cheeky
smile. You laughed softly as you brought your hands back up to his cheeks.
TAKE EVERY SINGLE GREAT SUPERHERO AND SUPERVILLAN AND PUT THEM INTO ONE SINGLE AU.
THE SKY HIGH AU.
Imagine it though!
Who would be in hero class!? Who would be in sidekick class!? Who would be in cliques? Superhero tryouts!
Just imagine Deadpool!
“What’s your power?”
“I can’t die”
THE CAR LITERALLY CRUSHES HIM AND EVERYONE IN LINE GASPS IN HORROR AS THE CAR LIFTS BACK UP AND DEADPOOL JUST KIND OF DOES A THUMBS UP!