Logan makes every other superhero film in the past fifteen
years look like a cheap parlor trick. For two hours and twenty one minutes, it
locks you in and makes you watch a movie that doesn’t work the way it’s supposed
to. It’s uncomfortable and messy and it doesn’t satisfy. Wolverine’s claws are
uneven and his kills are ugly. People die with no last words, no proper sendoff
and no closure. Logan provokes
visceral reactions time and again, not because it’s violent, but because it’s
painful, and everything else now looks plastic by comparison.
the top, let me say I hope this doesn’t come across as some edgy rant arguing
for more gore and profanity in superhero films. That’s not my point. I should
also confess that I have no experience with the X-Men comics, or with comics at
all for that matter. I’m not arguing that The
Avengers would have been better with a few more fucks given. All I’m saying
is that Logan changes things, and the
rest of the genre needs to take notice and adapt.
expect words like “raw” and “gritty” will be thrown around a lot in discussing Logan. I’m hesitant to use that
vernacular because it’s the same language people use to describe The Dark Knight, and the two really aren’t
that comparable. They both step outside the box of contemporary comic book
movies, but where TheDark Knight is a thriller, Logan is a western, and therein lies the
difference that makes Hugh Jackman’s final outing so important.
the modern Hollywood superhero archetype, the greater message to the audience
is apparent to the characters. Superman is a symbol of justice and goodness,
and he understands that just as well as we do. In The Dark Knight, Batman represents the basic human struggle between
morality and chaos that thematically pervades throughout the whole film. Both
forces are at work in Bruce Wayne, and The Joker and Two Face bring that inner
conflict into the spotlight. And Batman gets
this. He understands he’s a symbol in some broader thematic picture.
a western, Batman doesn’t get it. We get it, and therefore we have certain
expectations about how Batman is supposed to act and how the plot is supposed
to go. Batman doesn’t see the deeper significance of his circumstances, so his
actions don’t match our expectations. He doesn’t stop to consider what he’s supposed to do in a narrative sense.
The Dark Knight
is clean. Maybe that’s controversial, but it shouldn’t be. Yes, Rachel dies. Yes, Harvey
Dent succumbs to The Joker’s twisted social experiment, and yes, Batman takes
the fall when he shouldn’t have to. But that all makes sense. It fulfills the
thematic ends we anticipated when we bought our tickets. We understand what Batman
and Joker represent, and we’d be shocked if the movie ended happy. In the end,
we get what we paid for. It’s clean. It satisfies.
Logan does not satisfy. It isn’t clean because no part of it
understands the rules it’s supposed to follow. Professor X insists on being
crass, pathetic and generally wrong about everything, despite our presumption
that he’s meant to be kind, strong and wise. Characters die in the middle of fights,
dazed and confused with no forewarning, no tidy arc or epiphany and no greater
thematic significance. And when they’re buried, Logan offers no words to explain why. It doesn’t resolve the major
plot points revealed in the film’s third act. It refuses to give us the
explanations we demand. Hell, the whole crux of the plot is that Wolverine’s
powers have stopped functioning properly. He doesn’t work the way he’s supposed
also expect Logan will see a lot of
comparisons to last year’s Deadpool. After
all, the two films mark the first two consecutive steps in Fox’s ongoing
experiment in R-rated superhero movies. The difference is that Deadpool puts a filter on the
established tropes of the genre, while Logan
takes a filter off.
no point while watching Ryan Reynolds bloodily slice up extras and spout crude
one-liners did I see Deadpool as some
new norm. It doesn’t feel natural, it feels off. In a good way mind you, but
off nonetheless. Logan, on the other hand, makes everything else feel off. Suddenly,
every prior film Fox, DC and Disney have ever put out in the genre looks fake.
Where’s the ugliness? Where’s the pain? I’m not asking Chris Hemsworth to start
decapitating people in Thor: Ragnarok,
but looking back now I can’t help notice all the lines, all the actions, all
the moments that felt stiff and unnatural. The Marvel Cinematic Universe has
always been primed and focus-tested, there’s no revelation there. The Hollywood
blood was visibly coursing right beneath the skin, and everyone accepted it.
But now Logan has cut an adamantium
gash and the Hollywood is spilling out, impossible to ignore anymore.
Jackman’s Wolverine holds a pedigree as old as the contemporary superhero film.
Tobey Maguire’s masked debut in Spiderman
made such a huge splash upon release in 2002 that lots of people forget it was
preceded two years by the original X-Men.
Long before Robert Downey Jr. became an idol for American children, Hugh Jackman
and Wolverine laid the early groundwork that would become modern comic book blockbusters
as we know them. The X-Men franchise built the foundation for the genre’s
multibillion-dollar card tower, and in one breath James Mangold blew the whole
thing down and showed us all what a façade it was.
until now, superhero flicks have been Hollywood’s Top 40 pop hits. Sure Batman
might switch into a minor key and Deadpool slapped a parental advisory label on
the cover, but they still played on the same stations. Logan composes in a whole different time signature. It’s new and
different and feels unnatural, and it can’t be ignored.
This isn’t some
shitty, “Well they’re only filling a few issues until we get the
normal Avengers back,” bullshit! Just like how Thor is a woman and
Captain America is Black, the A-Force is officially one of the new Avengers team, the other being made up of a pretty diverse roster, too! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! THE MOST BADASS, KICK
BUTT LADIES TO EVER GRACE THE UNWORTHY PAGES OF COMIC BOOKS ARE BEING
PUT ON THEIR OWN TEAM.
YOU SEE THIS LADY
THAT’S SINGULARITY. GUESS WHAT? SHE’S NOT HUMAN, SHE’S A
PIECE OF THE UNIVERSE THAT GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS AND IS GENDER-FLUID
AS HELL, BUT SHE CHOOSES TO BE FEMALE. SHE HAS CONTROL OVER THE
COSMOS AND IS JUST AN ALL-AROUND BAD BITCH.
I FUCKING DARE
SOMEONE TO FUCK WITH ME ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ONE OF THE
GREATEST MOMENTS IN COMIC BOOK HISTORY AND I WILL CRUSH DISSENTERS
BENEATH MY HEELS.