Betsy the oven. She gave everything she had. She fed them for so long, such delicious things.
The NEW oven. It’s like a nuclear reactor of love and friendship and everything baked in it will radiate love and friendship. Well, it’s part Bitty’s talent, and part the fact that it was given as an obscene gesture of love.
The ugly green couch. Yeah it’s old and moldy but it feels like putting that super worn pair of pajama pants that are stained and full of holes but are the comfiest thing ever. Chowder takes the BEST naps on it. Bitty has no idea because he never sat on the thing.
Señor Bunny. He watches over Bitty’s sleep and dreams.
The BE BETTER poster. I didn’t say they were all GOOD magical properties. That poster multiplied Jack’s anxiety every time he read the message, like a spell.
The attic. That’s where the ghosts feel more comfortable. Well, that’s also where Ransom sleeps.
The Kitchen curtains. Will allow the sunlight to strategically hit handsome hockey players covered in flour so poor gay southern boys can get dramatic revelations.
The electrical wiring. Hasn’t caught fire yet.
The pucks above Bitty’s door. Those are the pucks of Johnson’s shutouts, they actively shut out most negative energies. Johnson, of course, knew what he was doing. Bitty doesn’t need more negative emotions than the narrative gives him.
The Beyoncé posters have the strongest spells of strength and fabulousness you can find, and Bitty’s room is plastered in them. (Johnson will tell you that, as the protagonist, Bitty needs all the protective spells he can get.)
i got some of those meundies lounge pants for christmas and theyre like the comfiest thing i have ever worn in my life but the only thing is theyre made out of the same material that the titular underwear is made out of so i kinda feel like im wearing long johns as pants. not saying thats a bad thing, but its certainly a thing regardless
fatshion february ~ day 4: today has been…odd. neither really good or bad, but kind of meh. I have no idea what this aesthetic is. it kind of makes me think of a fat Princess Leia styled as a grungy witch? yeah, no clue. ;) this shawl is the comfiest thing ever though.
tank ~ torrid (2) skirt ~ thrifted shawl ~ newlook shoes ~ target lips ~ revlon super lustrous lipstick in black cherry