Well, but if we don’t do it then it’s like no actual lesbians are on TV having sex with other women. And then there’s also like no women on TV having sex with other women period. I mean, like, maybe that happens, but then like one of them dies, or they both die. Like they’re either warlords and then they die. Or they like sleep with a man and then they die. Or they’re like in school and they die. Or they’re an art professor and they die… Anyway, my point is… I just want us to live.
[My husband and I] recently married, only nine months so we’ve been having a lot of sex. A lot of fudging and wudging and lotions and potions, jellies and sauces, sauces, sauces. Tardards and custards and hustle bustle, hustle bustle. HAMMER, ANVIL, HAMMER, ANVIL!