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@piierogi​ Realizing She Isn’t Making Any F***ing Sense Because She’s Been Awake So Long: A Verbal Memoir

“I just got a weird tickle in my throat. I think it was ghosts. I don’t like that Jasper can sense ghosts, they’re too–” [20 second pause] “What the f was I just talking about”

“I just had a daydream where you were being trolled by gamegrumps and there was a handpuppet nomming on your scalp and you’re like ‘why this’ “

“My wrist really itches, and my thumb, I wish it would stop. Have you considered this: stop. Just stop. #stopwristitch2k14 . Wait, no. Yes. Stop the itch two years ago.”

“Anywho here’s bupperball. Y’know, like, [to the final fantasy fanfare tune] BUP BUP BA BAA BUP BA BUP BUP BAAAAAA.”

Stages of watching a romantic kdrama...

Stage 1: Seeing the male lead.

Stage 2: When the first leads meet.

Stage 3: When the couple fall in love.

Stage 4: Any time the couple are close to one another.

like i mean the lorax fandom thing was pretty bad but does ANYBODY remember when 45% of tumblr wanted to fuck the purple guy from fnaf??

2 years or so ago SO MANY people wanted this sexy set of pixels to be their bf

 seriously you couldn’t scroll down your dash without seeing so much fanart fetishizing this fictional guy who likes killing kids and NOBODY brings this up. ever.  I’m honestly half convinced this was some insane fever dream i had 

vine

I have a really contradictory reaction to affection

When my show is up and subbed...
youtube

the main reason i don’t try and post my videos on Instagram god bless Cody Ko

Me, when I know I’ll be able to watch my shows soon...
Planning Chuuya's Surprise Birthday Party
  • Dazai: CHUUYA! YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE! AKUTAGAWA IS NAKED!
  • Akutagawa: !?
  • Dazai: What?
  • Akutagawa: What!?
  • Dazai: I couldn't say I am naked because he's allowed to see me naked.
  • Akutagawa: Why does anyone have to be nake- WHAT!?
  • Atsushi: What!?
  • Dazai: What?