comedy of hate

#YesAllWomen because I shouldnt have to hold my keys in fear & check over my shoulder every few seconds when i walk at night
because the odds of being attacked by a shark is 1 in 3,748,067, while a woman’s odds of being raped are 1 in 6…
because when Malala Yousafzai was 14 she was shot in the head for trying to go to school.
because we always have to watch our drink when we go to bars and parties.
because guys say “buT NOT ALL MEN!!!” but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted w the same brush but dont u dare generalise men thats unfair!!!!
NO ONE actually thinks “all men”.
just TOO MANY men.
just ENOUGH men to be afraid.
just ENOUGH men that ALL women have experienced it.
just ENOUGH to make it a social problem and not a personal one.
BECAUSE if she is “too young” to be wearing “those clothes”, she’s also too young for you to be sexualizing her body for wearing them ???
because we NEED to be the generation who will teach our sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware.
Because i care about the problems of men?? you’re allowed to wear pink. you’re allowed to hate sports. you’re allowed to cry. you’re allowed to be small and scrawny. you’re allowed to be confused as hell when your car breaks down. you’re allowed to wear makeup. you’re allowed to express your feelings. you’re allowed to be afraid of spiders. you’re allowed to love romantic comedies. you’re allowed to hate the gym. you’re allowed to play with barbies. you’re allowed to not have abs.
Because it is not just about me, bc it is not just about anger, bc it is not just a JOKE, bc it is not just about the fact that gay men are “fags” but lesbians are “hot,” bc it is not just about pics of thin white girls being the only google image results for “beautiful women”, bc it is not just about what she was wearing or how many times she said yes before she changed her answer to no.
And because.. jesus chRIST why is equality so hard to grasp!!! like
I AM A PERSON
YOU ARE A PERSON
WE ARE EQUAL
FIN.

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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

“I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around,
and the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
not even close…
not even a little bit…
not even at all.”

2016 summer movies:

  • a female driven action comedy that everyone hated a year in advance
  • an edgy comic book movie with diehard fans that somehow got everything wrong 

2017 summer movies:

  • a female driven comic book movie that broke the cycle of dc putting out bomb after bomb
  • an upbeat superhero comedy based on a well loved yet controversial children’s book
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Patrick: Someone still has her panties in a twist.

Kat: Don’t, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.

Patrick: Then what did I have an effect on?

Kat: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.

“10 Things I Hate About You” (1999) Synopsis:
A pretty, popular teenager can’t go out on a date until her ill-tempered older sister does.

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You love any of this movie

  • Big (1988)
  • Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
  • The Breakfast Club (1985)
  • Sleepless In Seattle (1993)
  • When Harry Met Sally (1989)
  • You’ve Got Mail (1998)
  • 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
  • Pretty Woman (1990)
  • Notting Hill (1999)
  • Mean Girls (2004)
  • Confessions of A Shopaholic (2009)

me, when i have a slightly better day than normal: and i also want to thank michael arden for not directing word of your body (reprise) as comedic, bless you 

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“ Odio il modo in cui mi parli, e il modo in cui ti tagli i capelli. Odio il modo in cui guidi la mia macchina. Odio quando mi fissi. Odio i tuoi stupidi stivali anfibi, e il modo in cui mi leggi nella mente. Ti odio così tanto che mi fa star male, mi fa persino scrivere poesie. Ti odio, odio quando hai sempre ragione. Odio quando mi menti. Odio quando mi fai ridere, odio anche di più quando mi fai piangere. Odio quando tu non mi sei intorno, e il fatto che non abbia chiamato. Ma più di tutto odio il fatto che non ti odio. Nemmeno quasi, nemmeno un pochino, nemmeno niente. ”

- 10 cose che odio di te (1999)