You know, I was watching ANTM and a natural redhead was crying her eyes out because they were going to dye her hair another shade of red and I just sat there wondering why I was even watching this shit..
BUT THEN THEY SENT HER ASS HOME RIGHT AFTER DYEING IT
@piierogi Realizing She Isn’t Making Any F***ing Sense Because She’s Been Awake So Long: A Verbal Memoir
it’d be funny if in elevators people would randomly waddle to the corners and stand there facing the wall being all sad twiddling their thumbs “I don’t wanna talk to anyone”
I imagined these like kinda like a gif but it’s black and white and there’s a long hair lady and another person idk what they look like but they look at each other and someone is like “now kiss” and they’re really in love
I wonder if you can radio skate when you’re drunk as funk
these poor birds are gonna like, be why am I in this Christmas party
you were pecking a rock with your nose making the game grumps face :I
shimmies with the bear on the floor, so I don’t shimmy alone, but this bear may actually be a dog
I gotta go sleep, maybe if I draw Connie it’ll help me sleep, so I gotta pee, did I mention that yet? / wait, you’re going to sleep? / NO I’m going PEE / ..you said sleep, but also how would drawing Connie help you sleep? / it was Stevonnie / that doesn’t answer my question at all
I was trying out the sniper, the wind is here, and so is my food, and my daddy’s gone
you should tell your dad next time to give me some delicious green tea
apparently I just trapped him into helk- hel– heck. with junkrat. he can’t compete with my awesomeness
the movie came out when I was 7 years old? Pokemon 2000. I’m ash from tallet pown and I gotta catch em all!!
I don’t think there’s any more chronic ones to open. listen. listen. listen. listen. listen.