This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you’d expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently run universe, this guy would have been out on His all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say this guy, because I firmly believe, lookin’ at these results, that is there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this.
—  George Carlin

Dave Chappelle sums up the duty of every artist — in one quote 

Dave Chappelle was honored Saturday at Russell Simmons’ Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation benefit in Bridgehampton, New York. During his acceptance speech, the comedian addressed an issue many in his profession have shied away from: his responsibility as an artist in a time of social and political strife. When it comes to activism, Chappelle walks the walk.

In polite circles, Carrot Top is mostly known for being shorthand for terrible comedy and the dangers of creatine. Between Chairman Of The Board and an unflattering cameo in The Hangover’s end credits, Carrot Top has enjoyed the kind of career that, best-case scenario, ends in a casino buffet. So it should come as no surprise that he’s spent the last decade headlining the Luxor in Las Vegas, where he no doubt has eaten at least a few plates of complimentary breakfast. However, what is surprising is the fact that Carrot Top has made $75 million doing it.

That’s right – Carrot Top is a goddamned Vegas sensation, with tickets to his shows going for $50 a pop, and those are just the cheap seats. As it turns out, while people like us were busy making fun of him, Carrot Top was working his ass off – he has performed for 3 million people since 1987, which means, on average, 100,000 people have gone to see Carrot Top every year for the past three decades. For comparison, Madonna has performed for a little less than 10 million people over just about the same time period.

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