I grew up Catholic. I don’t go to church anymore but I went on Christmas Eve with my parents (cause you know how you lie to your parents?). So we go into the church and I was like “I got this under control!” And then I got schooled, because they introduced a bunch of new shit!
I don’t look older, I just look worse, I think. Honestly, when I’m walking down the street, nobody’s like “Hey look at that man!”, I think they’re just like “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
john mulaney; feel free to use as an icon if that’s what delights you.