come to god with what you learned

various starters
  • ❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜
  • ❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜
  • ❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜
  • ❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜
  • ❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜
  • ❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜
  • ❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜
  • ❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜
  • ❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜
  • ❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜
  • ❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜
  • ❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜
  • ❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜
  • ❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜
  • ❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜
  • ❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜
  • ❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜
  • ❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜
  • ❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜
  • ❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜
  • ❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜
  • ❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜
  • ❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜
  • ❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜
  • ❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜
  • ❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜
  • ❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜
  • ❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜
  • ❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜
  • ❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜
  • ❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜
  • ❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜
  • ❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜
  • ❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜
  • ❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜
  • ❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜
  • ❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜
  • ❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜
  • ❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜
  • ❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜
  • ❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜
  • ❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜
  • ❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜
  • ❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜
  • ❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜
  • ❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜
  • ❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜
  • ❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜
  • ❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜
  • ❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜
  • ❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜
  • ❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜
  • ❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜
  • ❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜
  • ❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜
  • ❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜
  • ❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜
  • ❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜
  • ❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜
  • ❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜
  • ❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜
  • ❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜
  • ❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜
Grimoire Challenge - Week 1


Monday: Preparing your grimoire

  • Include your name and the date
  • Create a dedication to put into your grimoire. Dedicate it to whatever or whomever you praise.
  • Write it out and put it into your grimoire. Make sure to ask for protection as well.
  • Create a color magick chart. Correspond ink colors with your intention when writing in your grimoire.
  • Draw sigils that bring protection to your grimoire and wards off unwanted eyes. 
  • Chart out or make a timeline of your witchcraft so far, make it easy to expand and add onto. Include any events that helped shape your path.

Tuesday: Start of the year journal prompts

  • Define your path.
  • When did you begin your path?
  • How has it changed over time (more specifically how has it changed since last year?)
  • What makes witchcraft YOUR path?
  • What does being a witch mean to you?
  • What do you hope to achieve and and learn through witchcraft?
  • How has time affected your beliefs?
  • How did you come across witchcraft?
  • What made you want to practise witchcraft?
  • What do you hope to achieve by doing the 2017 grimoire challenge?
  • Is there anything you fear while following this path?
  • What type of entities do you believe in?
  • Who are your patron Gods and Goddesses, if any?
  • In what ways do you hope to grow?

Wednesday: Goal Setting

  • Set a goal you want to complete by the end of the month.
  • Set five goals you want to complete by the end of the year.
  • What are your witchcraft related life goals?

Thursday: Chosen tools of your craft

  • What is the one tool you use immensely in your craft that you could not practice without? Why? What are its correspondences, properties, uses?
  • List the main tools used in your practice.
  • Do you work with crystals? Bones? Herbs? How do you use them? Why do you use them? What kind or role do they play in your craft? 

Friday: Types of Witches

  • Are you a solitary practitioner or do you practice with a coven? Why do you choose the solitary path or vice versa?
  • Do you use a label?
  • If so, what kind of witch do you label yourself as?
  • If not, what are your reasons for not using a label?
  • Do you agree with the use of labels? Are they used too freely, with not enough thought put into them?
  • Is there a certain witchcraft path that you may not agree with? What is it that you do not agree with?
  • Do some research on it, gather enough knowledge for you to understand their practise. Once you gather enough of an understanding do an entry on it. Make sure to include your opinions before and after you did your research.

Saturday: Full Moon

  • There is a full moon on Saturday, February 11th.
  • Do you have anything planned for the full moon?
  • What is your favorite activity to do during the full moon?
  • Do you perform rituals? Cleanse crystals? Cast spells?
  • Do you have any full moon traditions?
  • Create a correspondence between full moon and the months. Does a certain month influence the moon’s magick?
  • Create a list of 2017′s full moons.

Sunday: February Magick Calendar

  • Draw out the February calendar in your grimoire. Include any important magickal dates such as the full moons, sabbats, retrogrades, eclipses, and any other important magickal workings. Use this to organize when you want to practice magick or meet with your coven.

If you post your progress make sure to use the tag  #moonlight grimoire challenge so I can reblog it here. Good Luck!

Moonlight Grimoire Challenge

anonymous asked:

Please please share your thoughts on Wonder Woman? Thank you! :)


Some thoughts:

  • So we all knew it was going to be emotional to FINALLY have a female superhero movie, but the movie exceeded those expectations. The fight scenes were incredible and so focused on Diana and what she was capable of – the men basically weren’t even there. The fuckin no man’s land scene SAVED MY LIFE. Superhero movies are known for being heavy handed and this one didn’t escape that for sure (the love speech at the end was….a lot), but that scene was so well done…they didn’t have to stoop to some Éowyn knock off line of “I am no man,” we were allowed to just see her do what real women do - step up and do it. Even though that wasn’t the first time we’ve seen her in full Wonder Woman costume on screen, it felt like it was, like it was the first time I’d EVER seen ANY hero before and it took my breath away. By far the best Superhero Reveal Moment I’ve ever seen. My girl taking out bullets right and left, drawing fire from the entire German army!! Fuck me up!!!
  • You can’t talk about this film without talking about gender role reversals. Chris Pine was So Perfect and I think they really couldn’t have pulled the movie off if they’d cast any other white boy in the role. He was funny but genuine, capable but never arrogant, charming but not entitled about it. He learned quickly what Diana was capable of and respected her for it, always moving to the sideline during the fight scenes (the shield moment with the bell tower comes to mind - who needs a sniper when you can fuckin launch a god at the shooter??), knowing that these were her fights and never trying to mansplain her out of them. He wanted to protect her, but didn’t underestimate her - all the things that a typical female romantic interest does in these kind of movies. It was amazingly well balanced, so much so that I didn’t even mind the romantic sub plot. Plus he was almost entirely naked there, way to play to the audience my dudes!!!!
  • The historical context did the movie such a great service. The outward displays of sexism became so ridiculous when faced with Diana, who genuinely had never had to deal with the patriarchy’s bullshit before. It didn’t just make the men in London look pathetic and mean, it cast a large shadow over the way that women are treated today. 
  • The Dark DC Gradient™ on all the shots isn’t my favorite but it did Chris Pine’s fuckin bright blue eyes a huge favor
  • Gal Gadot was so fuckin good??? Not only was she beautiful, like really really distractingly beautiful, like I kept having to force myself to pay attention to the dialogue cause I, like Steve Trevor, could not stop looking at her (and she’s standing next to Genuine Stud Chris Pine and still?? SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL). But she was way more then that, her performance was spot on. Diana was naive, commanding, strong, compassionate - while never being reduced down to just a one note version of these things. She felt so real to me, in a genre that spends very little time on character development. Even in the sappiest parts of the script, she sold it. She absolutely sparkled. 
  • Some of the best dialogue was the back and forth between Diana and Steve when she’s asking questions about mankind/London - it was cute and funny without being too overdone or obvious, which it easily could have been
  • The villains weren’t much to write home about, but they didn’t need to be. The movie was so laser focused on Diana and Steve that they really didn’t matter, you could self insert whatever you wanted to there
  • Themyscira is the ideal for I too want to hang out on the beach and never see a man again
  • Also that lesbian line, and how stupid male reviewers blindly did not understand it!!! Fuckin drag em
  • But also the fight scenes on Themyscira were INCREDIBLE. I wish that first section had been a bit longer just because I was enjoying it so much, but it was so refreshing to see all women on screen - women who fought and loved and supported each other. Incredible. 

I haven’t enjoyed, really enjoyed, to the point of not having to think about the message or the structure or how much fuckin time I’ve wasted listening to some male superhero talk about honor or some equally boring garbage, since The Avengers came out in 2012. Even then, Wonder Woman felt like something else entirely. It leaned on many of the same tropes and sequences, but there was enough reinvention in between (particularly the characters, who I felt were much more fleshed out then any superhero movie I’ve seen before) to make it feel fresh and exciting. This so easily could have been a throw away movie, a chance for movie execs to point and say, hey we tried with women that one time!! But Patty Jenkins, and Gal Gadot, and all the other women who worked on this incredible production, knew what was at stake, and weren’t going to let that happen. Every time I see a little girl dressed up as Diana Prince, on her way to the theater, my heart fills more and more. During the film, I found myself on the verge of tears five or six times - sometimes because it was so beautiful, to see a woman who felt so real being strong and vulnerable and saving the damn world, but other times because the plot itself genuinely moved me. Wonder Woman is revolutionary for the industry, sure, but more importantly, it’s just a damn good movie. 

Some people take your breath away from the very start. Loud and wild and incredibly alive. Sometimes you fall hard on the spot, and it lasts, but here’s the thing about love: mostly it grows. Mostly it’s seeing her in class and wondering what she's thinking. Watching her write her name at the top of her paper in loopy cursive. When you ask her out for the first time, your palms are sweaty. God, you think. Get a grip. But then she says yes, and you stop thinking altogether.
     And it’s quiet, this love. Shimming its way into your life. You learn that she’s funny. She likes bad reality TV and drinks coffee by the gallon. When you compliment her, she tucks her chin in embarrassment. She’s kind to people. Generous. And here’s the other thing about love: mostly you don’t see it coming.
     One day in the middle of winter she takes your hand and presses close and says, “You’re so warm. God. I wish I could wear you like a sweater.” And that’s it. The shy girl in English with big eyes. Loopy cursive. This girl. This is it, you think. This is what it’s all about. You tell her that you love her one day, many months later, and maybe she says it back. Maybe she smiles wide with all of her teeth and says, “it took you long enough. ” Maybe you marry her or maybe she starts asking for space. Maybe it’s too much, this love. Or maybe you break her heart and she never forgives you. Maybe love just doesn’t cut it this time. Maybe all of this. None of it. Something else entirely. I mean, that’s the thing about love: mostly it doesn’t make any sense at all.

i love florist aus, but my family’s owned a flower shop for like 40-ish years and i’ve grown up around, involved and working in it…. and it makes them hard to enjoy sometimes lmao.

  • i have been around flowers all my life and i know more about flower meanings from fanfictions
  • god, stop…. no, those flowers don’t go together….
  • that’s not how you keep that plant alive
  • stop romanticizing carnations cause carnations suck and they’re cheap as fuck and they’re most often used for FUNERALS regardless of color please stop
  • long stemmed roses are similar and only one step up from carnations
  • you can’t just slap any old shit together.  you have 3 main types of flowers in any arrangement: the ‘show’ flower, ‘filler’ flowers and ‘accent’ flowers.  plus add something green you heathens.
  • everyone??? hates yellow for some reason??? actually i can give props to fanfic for that cause they show off yellows more than i actually sell them…. which is a shame i love yellow flowers.
  • it’s the worst when they come into the store and buy all this loose shit and be like ‘i’m gunna make my own :)’ like fuck you…. i could make that ratty shit look GOOD for less than you’re spending but OKAY I GUESS.  (then it looks like shit when they post pics on facebook.  and they claim credit for making but NOT WHERE THEY GOT THE FUCKING FLOWERS)
  • there is this one old bitch we get every year, comes in for vase arrangements for her husband’s grave…. sad, but i HATE HER.  she tries to stand over our shoulders and boss and bully us and has us change the flowers used like 12 times and no matter what we make her she’s a fucking cunt acts like its not what she ordered so she can get a discount.  fuck you, you old bitch.  i made this arrangement 74583754 times you’re not getting shit.
  • why would you draw a bouquet before you make it… they’re flowers, just make it and if it looks bad take it apart???  they’re not glued there forever.
  • you WILL have skills on wrapping and bow making even if you don’t desire or think you need these skills
  • catch me in the shop blasting screaming angry metal when no one else is there (i think the flowers like it too)
  • Me: -fists the stems of a bunch of roses- Person: “doesn’t that hurt??? the thorns.”  Me; “they have learned to fear their god c:” (protip: it doesn’t hurt after a while my hands are SO ROUGH)
  • no one likes hanging around in the greenhouse as much as you think they do
  • a leaf cut is like a paper cut only the devil himself comes to rub salt in it
  • sweetie, i know it’s ur special wedding day but stop YELLING AT ME cause you picked out these ugly ass flowers i TRIED to talk you out of it and i did what i could with them, okay?!
  • the only joy i get is when children come into the shop to buy things….
  • but not when moms bring their brat ass children who want to mangle all the fucking flowers
  • this job has made me hate everyone around me
Blowjobs Headcanon (NSFW)

Request: Headcanons of giving the batboys a blowjob
AN: Damian is obviously older

  • He lives for blowjobs
  • Like he’s a sex god so blowjobs aren’t anything new
  • The first time he was really gentle cause he didn’t know your limits
  • He had no idea how much you could take
  • You didn’t even know how much you could take
  • So he didn’t do anything until you did
  • Even then he was hesitant
  • After a while he wasn’t as hesitant
  • Jason learned what you could and couldn’t take
  • Deepthroating is a thing
  • You both love it
  • Sometimes you tease
  • You love it. Him not so much
  • Oh Tim
  • He’s not experienced when it comes to blowjobs
  • Or sex in general
  • He just mostly lives for coffee and no sleep
  • So the first time you gave him a blowjob he was a MESS
  • You barely did anything and he was groaning
  • So when you finally got to the bj he lost it
  • Like out the door lost it
  • Now he lives for blowjobs
  • He’ll try to get you to blow him 24/7
  • He LOVES them
  • Ah blowjobs
  • Dick couldn’t live without em
  • Every single time he’s a mess
  • First time.  A mess
  • Every time after that.  More of a mess
  • Each and every time
  • He can’t help it when you blow him
  • Just takes control
  • You like it though
  • And his moans
  • Damian never understood the purpose of a blowjob
  • Nor did he care for them
  • But the first time he got one
  • Mind blown
  • He was surprised of how amazing it was.  But he didn’t let you know
  • He doesn’t mind not getting blowjobs
  • You still like giving them
  • And you know he secretly likes them
  • But you let him have his fun
  • Teasing is real though
  • He hates it

One of my favourite things about Killjoys is how they constantly subvert expectations, but specifically fictional expectations. Like for example, hot muscly guy gets left in charge of a group of cloistered-away girls, and you think, oh god, here we go with the cooing and the “oh look a Man” and the flirting and the swaggering. But what happens? We come back a short while later to find that he has learned all of their names and taken on the role of mother hen, telling them to stop crying and put on their shoes.

Or character A has a secret and lies to character B about it and you think, oh god, here we go, this is gonna be angst and drama for at least five episodes and then another three once she finds out about it. But wait, no, he tells her of his own volition by the end of the episode and she’s already forgiven him for it because she gets it and she’s not going to waste time on being dramatic about it.

Or oh hey look we found out something new and weird about this character but, y’know, we already know he’s kind of weird, this is like the third weird thing about him, so let’s skip the freaking out and move straight on to how we can use it.

Like it’s sci-fi, and it’s ridiculous in some ways, but when it comes to the characters and their motivations and interactions it’s like someone looked at the common fictional tropes and went “hang on, REAL people don’t all behave like this”. I LOVE that. I think it’s honestly the #1 thing that takes it from “enjoyable sci-fi action with banter” to “favourite sci-fi show of all time” for me.

Things I've Learned About Gods

Sometimes They introduce Themselves and explain why They are there.

Sometimes They give you no answers and expect you to figure it out yourself. It can take years to start seeing the big picture.

Gods can come for a specific reason.

They can come for no reason.

Sometimes you click really well with one and They teach you what They can, you share some memorable moments you’ll remember for the rest of your life, and then They leave without saying goodbye. You don’t hear from Them again. It takes time, but eventually you make peace with it.

Sometimes They go, but both of you fight tooth and nail to reunite. It takes so long to recover from that. You’re afraid to spend time with Them because you’re scared of losing that connection again. But you heal. You keep healing for a very, very long time.

They’ll ask you for favors. Some will give you nothing in return. Some will return with a gift long after you’ve forgotten about it. Some pay for the favor before They ask you to do something. You learn how to decline and accept favors. You learn which ones you’re content to do, even when They don’t seem to give you anything in return.

There will be a time when you make a beautiful offering. You’ll spend hours making it, having prepped for days before. You’ll pour your soul into it. You’ll offer it and They’ll politely accept it, but you can tell it doesn’t mean the same to Them.

There will be a time when you throw together something silly and small and don’t expect the gods to notice. But They do and They beam with pride and gratitude. It makes you wonder what offerings are to gods.

Gods will reject you. Sometimes it’s permanently. Sometimes They come back a year later and never leave.

You will reject a god. It will haunt you for a long time, but you won’t regret it.

When one comes in, the others assume They are welcome. You get used to unexpected guests.

No matter how long you study or how much you read, you will never truly understand. You don’t really know what it is you don’t understand and They never say, but it hangs in the absence of words.

There are many more beginnings than you would expect.

There are just as many endings. You’ll end up dreading losing something you’ll never lose. You’ll lose what you don’t worry about. You eventually learn how to grab onto the most important things and never let go.

They are in many things. They are in the sweet flowers and the singing birds. They are in the woman in front of you in the grocery store that you buy her groceries for her. They are in the cat that smacks you immediately after you make a joke at Their expense.

There are ones that go by one name, no names, and many names. There are names you will not be able to pronounce. You still try to.


My good friend @franniebanana​ asked what program I use for making my FFXV gifs so I decided to make a tutorial along with it!

Keep in mind, I just learned how to make gifs yesterday so really I barely know anything at all compared to the Gif Making Gods of FFXV @mistress-light & @titusdravtos​ who make incredibly awesome high quality gifsets for this fandom.

*grovels at their feet*

That saying, gif making would be a useful extra skill to have for anyone because you would be able to create more content. It’s fun! I highly recommend it, especially with the new Prompto DLC coming up! I’d love to see what kind of gifs fans would make when that comes out.

Before moving on with the tutorial I recommend playing this music for Episode Prompto to enhance the awesomeness feels. I honestly can’t wait for this game it’s getting out of hand

So to make a gif all you will need is :

1. A video
2. Adobe Photoshop CC
In case you don’t have CC nor the money to buy it feel free to send me a message over tumblr and I’ll give you a link of a safe and completely legit copy without the shady Keygen crack bullshit

So fam all you gotta do is open up PS and go
Window > Workspace > ✓ Motion
to get this rly cool view

Drag your video to the Timeline and cut it to a few seconds.

And oh man once you have it in there the possibilities are endless. Feel free to go nuts, seriously. Change the colors/saturation/brightness/contrast whatever you want. You can even add text . And let’s not forget about filters and cropping.

But if you’re me and just want to get everything over with you can go

File > Export > Save for Web (Legacy)

or Alt+ Shift+Ctrl+W

which i never use LOL

You get this neat box

Feel free to tinker and figure out what Dithering actually means. Just make sure your Colors are at 256 for MAXIMUM COLORS. And also don’t forget to put the Looping Options at Forever. It is always set at Once for some reason and that is dumb.

On the lower left corner is your gif file size which you should pay attention to. Tumblr only loops gifs that are under 3MB. Also the width of a tumblr dash post is 540 px. You probably want your image width to be that.

When you’re done click Save and you’ll have a new gif!

Happy gif making! ❤ 


Never forget the animosity of evil toward the livelihood of good. Evil seeks to destroy good where ever it goes. Evil will never rest, never give up. Evil will never retire, never retreat. The battle between good and evil is eternal. We must never forget that evil cannot be legislated away. There is no amount of law writing that will keep us safe and secure in our beds. Evil is out down only by those willing to do what is necessary to put evil down.

Stay alert, stay active. Never forget what happens when we don’t stay alert and stay active.

Get licensed; Carry your firearm. Learn defense; Learn emergency first aide. Do what is necessary to if not prevent evil, take the effect away so that evil loses its joy.

Our lives, the peace we crave, is ours for the taking, but it will never come easy. It will never come smoothly. It must be won - hard won. As is everything this great nation stands for. Never easy, Always worth it.



The Alpha And The Beta

Originally posted by berezneva-tw

Characters: Y/n, Derek

Pairing: Derek x Y/n (FEMALE READER)

Warnings: Mostly smut, pissed off reader at first, then just smut, fingering, pussy eating, Daddy Kink, Alpha/Beta kink(not the A/B/O kind), more smut, anal, rough sex, unprotected sex, added sickening fluff at the end, cos why the hell not?

Word count: 2300

Summary: You finally get sick of Derek’s constant need to train. But when you decide you’ve had enough, he decides he’s not about to let you leave so easily.

A/N: Ok, so…requested fic by anon-hi. could you do a derek hale smut (female y/n) where she’s a new beta in his pack+ derek and her are sparring together. y/n gets tired, tells derek that she doesn’t want to train anymore bc its frustrated how he keeps beating her, starting to shout and swear. derek gets mad at her before pinning her down by her wrists and basically telling her off which she finds sexy. he smells her arousal and he starts teasing her about it and they have rough sex where derek is being really dominant ???? Ok, so it’s basically sticking to the request, but I added some more stuff. Also, sorry this took sooo long!! Hope u like it!!

Tagged peeps: @sallyp-53 @greyravenvixen @helvonasche @chelsea072498 @the-latina-trickster @aingealcethlenn @squirrels-angels-and-moose @lucifer-in-leather @kumaartz @sinceriouslyamellpadalecki @mogaruke 



Your back slammed against the mat, your breaths coming out in pants, body covered in sweat.

Aching muscles and a pounding head had you completely tired out.

“No more”, you panted, rolling over and attempting to stand, but your legs were like jelly, buckling under your weight as you fell to your knees again.

You didn’t care how pathetic you looked, deciding to crawl over to the bottle of water in your bag, your throat dry.


You rolled your eyes at his voice, looking over to see Derek, drenched in sweat, but barely out of breath.

“Fuck you, dude! You’re like 50. You’ve had time to adjust”.

You got to your bag, rummaging through it, until your hand gripped the bottle.

You didn’t hesitate to rip the bottle cap off, drinking the water as though you’d been in the desert for weeks.

Derek watched you, shaking his head with disappointment.

“Get up, y/n. We’re not finished yet”.

You looked at him, eyes wide and nose flaring.



You crossed your arms like a petulant child.

“No. I’m doing anymore today. We’ve been training non-stop for days. I’m sick of it! You don’t go easy. You’re mean. You shout all the time. And you’re sweaty as hell”.

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yall: god i cant believe rick said reyna is straight! lebian reyna 5ever!! what a bigoted writer

literally what rick said: 

yall: he didnt even ask ACTUAL wlw how they see it

literally rick:

(and btw i’ve SEEN yall complain about this stereotype as well)

yall: doesn’t he realize lesbians can date men and still be lesbians?!?!


yall: rick didnt even apologize for it and he did the classic “it’s your fault you’re upset lol”

what rick actually said:

“Listen, Rhodey, I’ve been thinking.”

“Oh God. About what?”

“You know how I keep stumbling across these brilliant scientist kids?" 

 "No. Harley was an accident, but you actively tracked down Peter." 

 "And I’ve been such a good mentor to them?" 

 "You gave them cool stuff." 

 "And advice. Well, I decided I’m gonna start a summer camp." 

"Tony, no." 

 "Yeah. It’ll be a place for kids to come and learn how to design and build really cool tech." 

 "Not a good idea." 

"I need to figure out how to subtly imply that kids with powers should apply." 

"Please stop." 

 "I just wish Bruce was here. He’d make such a good camp counselor." 

 "Okay, now I know you’re just messing with me.”

-because of this awesome art  by @acenwiggles and my immediate reaction of “he should start a summer camp” (I still haven’t decided if he is serious or not)


There’s nothing you can do.

Crystal Tips

Yeah so my most popular posts seem to be Tips. I guess I’ll just stick with them for awhile! Next Topic! CRYSTALS MY FAVORITE
🕯You don’t need to buy a whole bunch of the same crystal. I’ll explain why in a second
🔮Crystals can be charged with Intent, moonlight, sunlight, water, dirt, or meditation.
💎crystals can charge other objects! Hence why you don’t need a hoard of the same crystal. You can charge spells instead of using the crystal to be in the spell satchet or jar. It makes life easier and it’s cheaper.
🌙you don’t have to buy crystals online or at expensive shops. A flea market should have a few shops that sell crystals.
☀️If you do your own crystal hunting, carry a crystal identifying kit/book with you at home or on you to find out what kind it is. Don’t trust your intuition. We humans tend to be wrong a lot.
⭐️Some crystals don’t like Water or sunlight, be sure to keep that in mind before charging them.
🗡some crystals don’t have to be charged at all! But it is a good idea
🔔Cleansing your crystals is also a really good idea just because you don’t know what intent/energy is attached to the crystal
🕯in my personal belief you don’t need crystals for magic. You don’t need them for spells or anything. They are a useful tool.
🔮Crystals need care. Just like plants. You can’t just buy them and leave them. Dust them off every now and then and charge them and cleanse them. They will enjoy the attention,
💎Research your crystals. Don’t just buy them. Learn where they come from, how in gods names they were made and so forth. It’s nice to know their background.
🌙Crystals can be great offerings to deities and spirits.

‘Terry Pratchett’ Sentence Starters
  • “Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”  
  • “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”  
  • “Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it.”
  • “Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”   
  • “Style. That’s what people remember.”
  • “Sometimes it’s better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
  • “Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”
  • “The trouble is, you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”
  • “In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods… They have not forgotten this. ”
  • “Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ”
  • “There isn’t a way things should be. There’s just what happens, and what we do. ”
  • “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ”
  • “It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it.”
  • “What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”
  • “Don’t think of it as dying, just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.”
  • “No! Please! I’ll tell you whatever you want to know!”
  • “The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”
  • “Oh, you’d like something simpler?”
  • “And what would humans be without love?”
  • “Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility.”
  • “You have to start out learning to believe the little lies.”
  • “They’re not the same at all!”
  • “It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever.”
  • “I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”
  • “Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”
  • “Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”
  • “All gods are bastards!”
  • “If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star… You’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”
  • “Go on, prove me wrong.”
  • “This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.”
  • “Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?”
  • “Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?”
  • “Do you think it’s possible for an entire nation to be insane?”
  • “If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.”
  • “This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do.” 
  • “When in doubt, choose to live.”  
  • “Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.”
  • “Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.”  
  • “The secret is not to dream.. The secret is to wake up.”  
  • “To save the world takes one cold son of a bitch.”
Old Dog, New Tricks: Part Six (ending)

Summary: Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes were known to be your soldiers across the hall. Whenever you needed them, they were there. It never crossed your mind that one day, after coming to terms with just how inexperienced Bucky was with getting back in the groove of romance - you find yourself now helping him in a way you never expected. Sex.                                

                                                Part One

                                                Part Two

                                                Part Three

                                                Part Four

                                                 Part Five

Word Count: 2,043

Notes: Cursing, NSFW, 18+ (smut), A N G S T !!!!!!! have fun.

let me know what you think :)

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Draco Learns About Recycling
  • Draco: What are all these different bins for? Why are there so many?
  • Harry: Well, only one of them is an actual bin. Those others are for recycling.
  • Draco: *frowns*
  • Harry: That's when they take old paper or plastic and turn it into something new and useful.
  • Draco: Oh my God, no. You said Muggles couldn't do Transfiguration!
  • Harry: They can't. Recycling isn't–
  • Draco: Potter, the Muggles are turning objects into other objects. That is bloody Transfiguration! *hysteria increases* This is just like that time you were hiding the existence of magnets from me! First I find out Muggles can summon things and now this!
  • Harry: I wasn't hiding anyth–
  • Draco: No, Potter! I just need some time alone right now. Just... just go away and come back when you've decided to tell me what other magic Muggles are capable of.
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: *sighs* I guess it's time you learned about Roombas.
Sterek Writing Prompt - A Bad Joke

Derek knew, when the only person to laugh was Jackson, that the joke had wildly misfired. He was going for banter, he was going for a gentle ribbing, he was…god he was useless.

Stiles’s virginity wasn’t something he hid, for god’s sake. He joked about it himself all the time! Didn’t he? And witches (mother fucking witches, who knew?) were in town and were sacrificing virgins because as well as being vindictive hags, they just loved a cliché. Ergo, a joke aimed at Stiles, about him needing protection, should have just received a little laugh from everyone and they would have moved on to planning how to take the witches down.

What Derek didn’t plan on was the shame, embarrassment and sadness that spiked Stiles’s in scent as soon as the weight of Derek’s words landed. Jackson barked out a cruel laugh and punched Stiles in the arm and Stiles just. Deflated.

Scott, bless his heart, changed the subject effortlessly and the conversation soon went back to battle strategy. Derek refrained from any further ad hoc attempts at humour and Stiles got involved again, but he was muted somehow. Derek tried to think of a time he’d felt worse but was coming up empty. And that in itself was laughable given his fucking tragedy of a life history.

He’d always just assumed Stiles was human kevlar. He was impossible to embarrass. He couldn’t be laughed at because he was always in control of the comedy. But somehow Derek had managed it. It didn’t make him feel special.

Once the plan was in place, people started drifting off to their respective lives and he could see Stiles heading to the door but the feeling that he had to fix things was itching under Derek’s skin. He needed to…something.

“Stiles, wait a minute”

The boy looked like waiting even a minute was the furthest thing from his mind, but he hung back anyway as Scott pulled the door closed behind him. The soft click of the door seemed to echo around the loft as they were left alone. The silence stretched on and Derek couldn’t remember the last time Stiles had been this quiet without being unconscious.

He cleared his throat, determined to clear the air. “Look. I’m…sorry. I didn’t, I mean, it was just a joke and-”

“You can’t joke about that” Stiles interrupts quietly


If possible, Stiles looks even more embarrassed. “You don’t get to joke about…that. Okay Derek?”

“I know, and like I said, I’m sorry - ”

“What were you trying to do anyway?” he asks. “Hell, you never make jokes EVER, so why try now?” Stiles voice was becoming harder, angrier. “Just what were you trying to achieve?”

What was he trying to achieve? What possible answer could he give? The truth? The truth was that he was trying to make Stiles laugh. That his laugh warms parts of him he thought long dead. That when this annoying, bright, stubborn boy throws his head back and laughs, Derek allows himself to believe for a moment that the world isn’t all dark and twisty? No. Hah. Not in a million years.

“I was just, trying, I guess.” He settles on a partial truth. “You guys are always getting at me for being quiet, stoic, you know? I think I was trying to fit in more. Erica makes digs all the time and I just.” He sighs. “I thought I could be like that”

Stiles softens slightly. “I get it, I do. Just.” He looks at his feet. “Just don’t joke about…that. Me. The sex-not-having thing. Erica can joke because I’m not in…I mean she isn’t who I…I mean” he lets out a frustrated sigh and at this point Stiles seems to snap. He’s gone full word-vomit. “God! It’s not like I don’t have offers, okay buddy? Because I do. Lots of offers. Guys, girls, I got my pick. I’m attractive, you know? To people? With eyes? Maybe not glowing blue eyes but eyes and I could have any-”

(Derek has come to think on Stiles’s word vomit fondly, tuning out what he’s saying and becoming captivated by his hand gestures and his perfect cupid’s bow lips moving but this time something Stiles says gives Derek pause)

“What did you say?” Derek interrupts sharply.

“- guy or girl that I want to but -what?”

“The ‘glowing blue eyes’ thing you just said? You…was that about me? You don’t think I think you’re attractive?” Derek stares at Stiles in disbelief.

“Don’t play with me, Derek” Stiles says quietly “It’s not fair. I know you don’t think of me that way, and that’s fine, I’ve learned to live with that but until someone comes along that I want as much as I want you, or until you get your head out of your perfect ass and realise you’re the only person I can even think about sleeping with right now I’m not going to just sex-up anyone in the name of getting rid of the V-card. Virginity is just a social construct anyway so it doesn’t even matter and oh my god I didn’t just say that, forget I said that, it was a lie and what the hell is happening to your face?”

He’s smiling. Derek is smiling big and bright and Stiles is right to question this because he never does that. And he’s smiling because Stiles wants him. There may be witches out there to be stopped, and he’s sure that next week there’ll be something else for them to hunt and kill but for now, Derek can’t think of anything other than the fact that the boy he likes, likes him. He’s going to allow himself this little bit of happiness. He moves closer to Stiles and gently brushes his fingers down his forearm before clasping Stiles’s hand in his.

Stiles just manages to say “Besides, we all know *I’m* the funny one” before Derek stops him talking with a kiss.

anonymous asked:

Hello! I'm going to start learning Korean (I already started learning to write Hangul) and I was wondering if you have any tips for a begginer Korean learner? Thanks in advance!

I’M A WALKING LANGUAGEPEDIA! Jk, i’m good when it comes to tips and resources, otherwise i might be clumsy. ^^” 

Step 1, Hangul

You started to learn their writing system, that’s great! It’s amazing actually, try to master it. (You’ll thank me for this) I mean, you don’t have to master it if you don’t want but if you master it your korean journey won’t be a living hell. I remember when i started to learn hangul how frustrating it was because i kept reading with the speed of a sleeping turtle. So master it ^^ read everything, everywhere, don’t think that you have no idea what you’re reading, just read.

Step 2, Choose your ways

So, Korean for beginners. Here you got books for culture, language, dictionaries etc. Choose one and stick with it until you’ve worked with everything from it. And also, have a notebook with all your stuff. ^^

Step 3, More ways

Beside a book you need to decide what site(s) you’re going to use on a daily basis. Here are some of my favourite sites:

Learn with Oliver (i love this one xd)

Koreaboo (this is the link for their ebooks but the site itself is pretty cool) (now, if you change the language to eng, you can make an account and they have courses just like ttmk, however, ttmk is made with volunteers and so on, but this site is from a university) 

Study Korean
Korean Notebook (a big list with resources xd in case you already didn’t have enough)
Loving Korean (this is more like some pieces of advice) 
An amazing memrise course for beginners  
grammar app
vocab app
app for talking to people
kpop lyrics in hangul

Choose what works best for you and use that. I hope my suggestions from here help. Usually duolingo and memrise are the base but duolingo doesn’t have a korean course yet. 

p.s. Also, Forvo is amazing for pronunciation.

Step 4, Ask questions

When you don’t know something, ask. Even if you think it’s a bad question, just ask.

p.s. HiNative is a good app/site for asking questions. They don’t know you, you don’t know them.

Step 5, Don’t give up

Korean is a challenge so even if you feel like it’s hard or you don’t improve at all, keep working, it will be better.

Step 6, Don’t study only with books and apps!

Watch a movie or listen to a song and try to translate the lyrics, play a game with another learner. Learning a language should be fun, not only “serious working”. And i bet you know some korean songs and k-dramas, if not, come to me and you will have a schedule with k-dramas for the rest of the year. 

p.s. watch Master/God of study if you want motivation!

Step 7, Use your skills!

Don’t make the same mistake as me 3 years ago when i was experiencing with languages. Use what you learn. (you’ll thank me one day for this tip)

Step 8, Blackmailing is the key!

Find someone who can study with you. (or blackmail one of your friends x) ) Studying is better in 2, and watching movies too.

Step 9 (and the last one) Relaxing is good

You will study a long period of time so at some point you will need to take a break or you will lose your motivation. That’s okay, just take a few days off.

I hope these help you somehow. ^^ Good luck with your studies anon~ If you need anything, feel free to ask.