come play with us baby

My take on SnB:VS Episode 17 THE PUREST FKCNG CHARININA FKCNG SHTPOST TRASHPOST IN THIS ENTIRE PLANET VERY VERY VEEEEEEERY LONG, FKNG LONGER THAN EPISODE 13 BTCH

Warning this contains swearing, rage, excessive amounts of fangirling and tears, you have been warned.

FIRST OFF, MY FCKNG HEART FCK SAKES HELP ME!!! MY FKNG HEART CAN’T FKCNG TAKE IT. KILL ME NOW BECAUSE I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER BE THIS HAPPY HOLY SHT.

OK BTCH, I’M FKCNG WARNING YOU NOW, YOU’RE ABOUT TO GO UNDER 267 SCREENSHOTS IN ONE EPISODE, THIS TOOK ME FKNG HOURS TO MAKE TO I’M DEF WARNING YOU NOW THIS SHTPOST IS GOING TO BE EXTRA FKNG LONG. EXTRA CAUSE IMMA TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT THE FCK HAPPENED TO ME AS I WAS FKNG WATCHING THIS AND MY FCKNG THOUGHTS ABOUT IT TOO. FCKNG HELL.

Okay to start It all off we go to the castle.

First of all btch is fck you you black knight piece of sht.

Look at how his eye fkng twitched (btch if I knew how to make gif I swear all my takes would be in gifs, well some of it cause some photos need to be stared upon) YOU DON’T GO MESSIN AROUND WITH MAH GIRL FKC YEAH!

YEAH CHARI! FKNG GLARE AT THAT BTCH MOTHERFKER

FCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK. Btch lemme tell you the story of what happened on this very moment. Look hunty I don’t curse (whaaat?) Yeah, I don’t, like that’s the reason why all my curse words are missing letters or are misspelled but lemme tell you when I fkng saw this shit I whispered to Sofiel and the other gods ‘fuck’ in the most ungraceful manner known to man.

But btch lemme tell you I aint the only one who fckng got shocked by this, my fckng phone refused to listen to Chari’s bullsht that it fkng disconnected my headset from my fkcng phone, and I aint joking btch like at this exact moment my phone decided to fck Chari’s bullsht and disconnected it and it added to my panic and frustration. Like btch I literally jumped out of my bed both cursing Chari and panicking over my headset like that thing cost me a fortune! So when I started playing just music btch it wouldn’t work I was so fkcng stressed that I got my backup headset which was waaaay awful and tried to restart my phone. What happened next? Looks like my phone needed to breath like me because the btch couldn’t handle Charioce’s bullsht that I had to reboot it, fkc if only the same goes for me and then next thing I know it was perfectly fine. Btch I was searching up for my headset’s warranty cause girl I CANNOT afford a new one.

Alright so here we are going back to ye ol episode and fck I still can’t get over Charioce’s bullsht.

So then as if I wasn’t on the verge of killing someone this fkcng a**hole was the first thing I saw and btch I was PISSED. Like fck you btch you fkng a**hole.

NO THERE IS NOTHING YOU NEED TO FKCNG LEARN ABOUT FCK YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE FKCNG EARTH! GO DIE YOU PIECE OF SHT.

When Chari says none Chari says fckng none! (Hold up, Chari looks sad here… oh gods, did you just say that out of professionalism? Kinglinism?)

Oh don’t you back sass me motherfkcer! I swear to Sofiel and the gods I hate you. Dumb piece of sht fck you.

Good Christ I’m sorry, Lord forgive my words because it’s about to get much worse…

Speaking of btches to be fkced fkc you too Gabriel, I know you’re hiding something you piece of sht btch and I aint trusting you! Not one second! You can die for all I care, I wish Michael was the one alive and you died hell make Sofiel the ruler since she cares for others way more than you do! Screw you for what you did to El. You deserve to be run away from.

Break for Rita appreciation time: damn gurl is looking fierce!

We bring you this commercial by Favaro Leone, look at them muscles let’s appreciate that hunk.

Commercial over.

In this scene the gang was all talking sht about Chari (well not really they were discussing this and that oh you fkng know) and YEAH NINA POUT AT EM GIRL, although I still am fkcng pissed about what that Chari said, POUT AT EM.

As you can see my baby girl aint having none of that sht.

In this scene we see Jeanne jumping off of heaven, that sounds weird but okay.

I still lowkey ship it since I highkey ship JeanAzel (although Azazel wasn’t in no how in this episode) but damn look at them, Sofiel as a woman I am VERY JEALOUS of your body.

AWWW!! Nina you look cute in blue hair!! You look fine girl! But still Chari would know you from a mile away.

So Nina went out to search for some intel and I love the scenes where she was running around the place cause it reminded me of the earlier episodes where sht hasn’t gone down and rained upon all of them.

Hmm I wonder where she’s off-

OH. MY. GOD.

YEAH NINA FKNG REPRESENT MY SHOCK RIGHT NOW!

I seriously thought they wouldn’t see each other yet and maybe one episode more but oh my god I am not complaining.

ALL YALL ALREADY KNOW THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE MY FKNG FANGIRL GEAR KICKED IN AND I SWEAR I FKNG SCREEMED WHEN I SAW THEM.

Sneeky sneeky~

A-sneeky sneeky peeky

OH MY GOD YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE GUMDROP, YOU PRECIOUS SMOL LITTLE CINNAMON BUN. YOU LOOK SO OH MY GOD IN THIS (yes you look so omg is now a thing suck it up)

Hmm this is probably his mother’s grave since most villains start with mommy daddy issues and since his dad’s a dck this is probably his mother’s.

Yaaaaaas Nina, yaaaaaaa!!!! Represent my shock right now and fangirliness at the same fkcng time!

Yaaaaaas Nina, yaaaaaaa!!!! Represent my shock right now and fangirliness at the same fkcng time!

Me: *fangirling*

Nina: DAFAQ SHOULD I DO!?

Me: *laughs like a madman* This is so me rn

Come on, do something!

Yes…. YES.

OMG YES! FKNG YES! YES YES YES YES YEEEES!!!!

Sup btch XD what an entrance Nina, bravo!

Nina be like: oh sht

Chari be like: oh yeah.

You two are fkng adorable I swear I would die. I mean I still haven’t completely forgotten what you said Chari but we’re getting there.

I swear Nina no one will take you seriously looking like that I swear to Sofiel. Still though, cute.

My confused little sonofabtch

Look how my confused sonofabtch smiled like ugh my heart, I swear the way he smiled at Nina is so damn precious.

Sure Chari baby go along with her ruse.

It’s his mom, 100 percent sure of it. And thank you Nina for asking the questions we’ve been asking long ago.

I (and a lot of other people too) FKNG CALLED IT!

Why are you so shocked Nina? (I laughed at this moment because of Nina’s shock)

JINX! JINX YA CHARI! JINX (monsoon)

Me: Sure you aint but I called it. BUT LOOK HE’S COMING CLOSER!

YAAAAASSSS FINALLY THE BACK STORY WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Aww… YOU POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL! //slapped// (I’m willing to bet some of you sang that)

Nina: *cries on the inside*

Me: *at the edge of my seat err bed*

Did she hope that at least YOU would have a great life?

Oh I guess not…

I’m willing to bet an arm, a leg and a brother that he’s planning to revive her, or at least that’s what he wanted from the gods. Like his wish was for her to come back to life.

YOU BOTH HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON //slapped//

THAT FKCNG ‘Chari’s special smile for Nina’ smile is getting me holy sht I have a feeling that this episode is gonna ba waaaay better than 6 and 13!

That smile is so precious I cannot.

Me: HE’S CLOSER!!

Me: CLOSER!

YAAAASSSSSSS HELLO!!!! Oh sorry, ehem. So his name WAS Chris, aww I didn’t know Chari gave his real name to Nina! Omg that is so ngggghh.

Awww *insert that child wiping a character’s tears from the tv but eplace it with Chari*

Hahaha he’s still playing by her game

Come one, we all know that you both know who each other is.

Me: Yes… And?

Me: THIS IS MORE THAN PERFECT YOU LITTLE SONOFABTCH! YAAAASSSSS DATE NUMBER 2 IS ON BABY!

I love how Nina is like, oh… okay.

Oh mah gawd my precious children, mi preciozo. This brings back sooooo many memories!!! I love it I can die.

Oh don’t you be so awkward child, I mean I know you have a lot of things going on in that pretty little head of yours but… okay you have all the reason to be awkward.

Yes, yes he does.

He was playing your game, a ruse love.

Look at mah little baby looking at merch as if he was stroling disney land (by this point I’ve forgotten about what he said at the beginning)

So my baby bought something like a charm or whatnot and Nina’s telling him off but then LOOK. HE TOUCHED HER AND SHE WAS LIKE OH OKAY AND DIDN’T TURN INTO A DRAGON. I try to notice every detail when it comes to these two.

See?! Oh… OKAY. Nina’s always on the okay when it comes to her baby king.

Uh oh…

Uh oh, people are staring Chari…

Now what do we have here…

Me: *shrugs*

Me: Little demon babies?

Me: Wait…

OMG BABY CHARI WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Yeah Nina, WHAT?

Woah…

WOAH.

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH DID YOU REALLY JUST… OMG THESE SWEET DEMON BABIES LOVE YOU CHARI

These demon babies are precious, all children are precious *cries*

THEY LOVE YOU CHARI THEY LOVE YOU OMG THESE SWEET DEMON BABIES ARE SO PRECIOUS.

I SWEAR

I FKCNG SWEAR IF THIS ISN’T A FORESHADOWING OF MAMA NINA BEING STRICT AND PAPA CHARI BEING LENIENT WITH THEIR KIDS I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior what is this perfection? I swear God thank you for this beautiful blessing you have bestowed upon human kind.

Look at him… LOOK AT HIM, OH SO PRECIOUS, OH SO BEAUTIFUL OH SO PRECIOUS *cries for the nth time*

Me: Huehuehue Nina go get em Chari meat

Nina: NO! MUST RESIST TEMPTATION!

Nine: Don’t fantasize about him, DON’T FANTASIZE ABOUT HIM.

Future dragon babies: Yeah mom! Come join us!

Future dragon babies: Yeah come play with us mom!

Nina: Alright, mom’s coming! *sees the skull*

Nina: CHRIS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LETTING OUR CHILDREN PLAY WITH?!

Future dragon babies: Aww mom broke the skull of daddy’s enemy.

Charioce: Fear not my children, I know how to fix our problem.

Me and Nina: *staring*

Charioce: Let me be hot for a bit so your mom gets turned on.

(I’m laughing at my own stupidity, all hail future dragon babies!)

Charioce: I told you I’ve got this.

Let me point out again that all children are precious <3

Charioce: See? Dad’s bouncy ball is better than before!

Nina: *pouts cause her children went back to playing*

Nina: Really, Chris? Really?

Charioce: It’s okay, look. They’re having fun. *smiles all daddy like*

I swear these two look like a married couple. I swear if this isn’t foreshadowing I swear…

Charioce you sly sonofabtch, cheeky bastard.

We all do Nina, we all do.

I love how Charioce is juat smiling.

Oh…

Oh my god…

OH MY GOD!!!!!

OH MY FKNG SOFIEL THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER LIKE OH MY GOD LIKE

Charioce: Relax, they’re kids. They should have fun.

Just do it Nina, just fkng kiss already (was my thoughts and then omg)

I love these two to deth no joke.

Ahhh so Chari is being watched…. Well I should’ve know he wouldn’t step out of his castle without any guards following him.

Lemme guess, it’s that black knight piece of sht again, that little a**hole.

No Nina, those are actually us crazy shippers who are secretly stalking and taking photos of you

Omg.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW PERFECT NINA’S HAND FITS INTO CHARIOCE’S? THIS BRINGS ME ANATAE FESTIVAL MEMORIES REALNESS!

ELOPE!!!! ELOPE!!!! FKCNG LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND AND ELOPE!!!!

RUN MY BABIES, RUN! RUN FOR YOUR FUTURE!!!

I really love these two shot, I don’t know why but I love it. Aesthetically pleasing?

I don’t know, but maybe it’s the way Chari pulls Nina that is so cliché animesque but I really love it, all their interactions in general. Hm maybe it’s because it’s this cliché of royalty running away from guards bit? Who knows.

Woah when Charioce said let’s lose them they really did actually loose them (maybe) like this looks waaay away from the place where they were.

Me when this very moment was shown: OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR A CONFESSION!!!

I laughed at this scene because Charioce is all tired and sht while Nina I just chill wahahahaha

*sexy music plays in the background*

I legit thought Charioce was going to take his shirt off when he started roling his sleeves.

Charioce is hot. Just saying.

Oh my gosh that is so anime, like that sweat effect is so anime XD

Uh oh…

Nina, Imma stop you right there. What is in yo mind girl?

I was legit thinking at this moment that Nina was going to try and steal the bracelet from Chari.

Like look, it looks like she was set to get that bracelet so that was what I thought!

Little I did I know that this would be the start of the best moments in anime history, like I was screaming “CONFESS” in my head while watching this and little did I know what was going to happen.

AS WELL ALL DO.

My inner fangirl was slowly ascending to heaven at this point

And your baby

Yes that was what this whole thing was about

A moment of silence.

DAWWWWWWW *dies*

*fangirls at the memory*

I felt really sad for Nina at that time because she was so confused and somewhat hurt too by the fact that he’s hated by everyone

This is so sweet, I absolutely love it.

Yeah girl! Be determined! I am so rooting for you!

There’s that moment of silence again.

Chari baby I can feel your inner conflict all the way from here.

Still willing to bet that arm, leg and brother that what he wants to do is ressurect his mother (unless he wants to be all Code Geass and say that he wants the world to unite against one common enemy)

QUIT ADDING MYSTERY TO THE DRAMA CHARI!

Me: *shuts up for a moment*

Oh no… just what the hell man. That arm, leg and brother bet is still on if you like.

Pretty bad one if I do say so myself.

Me: *silent*

That’s so very kingly.

I’m sorry man but the mommy issues man. Next thing I know they’ll be an alchemy circle there and OMG WHAT IF THE PRICE ISN’T AN ARM, A LEG AND A BROTHER BUT INSTEAD AN EYE, AN ARM AND HIS EMOTIONS? OMGGGG LET’S GET FULL METAL UP IN THIS SHT!

Me: *okay me is silent again*

Oh my god, did he just… OH MY GOD (at that very moment I screamed to the heavens and my mom literally shouted at me to shut up and when I did my head almost exploded)

OH MY GOD, I’M FKNG FANGIRLING TO THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA, LIKE MY PILLOW COULDN’T EVEN HOLD THE SCREAMS I WAS RELEASING.

OH MY GOD THE CONVICTIONS! NINA OH MY GOD YOU LOOK SO READY TO JUMP HIM OH MY GOD!!!

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god (look at Nina she so pretty in this frame)

Lemme tell you something real quick girl, at this very moment I had to pause because tears were coming down my face for real. I sent a photo to my friend about how much I was crying and when I paused did I only realize that I was holding my breath in. Btch that’s some good sht anime right there.

Even now my breath stops whenever I look at it.

Shocked Chari is shookt (I’m tearing up as I write this)

Don’t think about your inner conflicts Chari, just don’t.

Oh gods

Oh gods, Nina’s crying now I’m crying *cries*

This looks so fkcng perfect that I can’t my heart can’t handle this intensity.

OH MY GOD THIS IS IT OH MY GOD THE CONFESSION I’VE BEEN LONGING FOR

Oh god

Oh god

Oh my lord oh my stars

Jesus Christ this is beautiful, I love these two so much that I would die for them.

All I can say is oh god and smile all tearfully.

*smiles*

That fkng smile *cries*

Oh gods wait, I know where this is going to oh my god oh my god oh my god

Oh god

Oh gods, oh gods

Oh my god you’re both so precious….

Me at the very moment this was shown: *GASP* *pause* oh my god oh my god oh my god *plays*

OH MY FKNG GOD!!!!!! HOLY SHT OH MY GOD MOM!!!! MOM!!! HELP!!! 911!!! AMBULANCE OH MY GOD!!! OH MY FKNG GOD JESUS CHRIST SAVE ME FROM DEATH BECAUSE I AM DYING RIGHT NOW LORD GOD THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE’S PURPOSE IS THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT OH MY GOD FATHER IN HEAVEN HOLY BE YOUR NAME I THANK THEE FOR THIS BLESSING MY FATHER!!

This is beyond perfection, this is so Romeo and Juliet like, like what the fck a tale of love and ruin oh my god. My heart can’t take this intensity holy sht

Wow just wow, like the way Charioce tightens the hug more as if he doesn’t want to let Nina go oh god wow such amazing detail to everything.

This is beyond amazing, this was so worth the wait… wow just wow oh god wow, I am speechless man just wow.

Fck man that hug… that kiss, like the more you zoom in the more you can feel the intensity

She’s not turning into a dragon *cries in happiness*

See? Even she get shocked!

They’re both so shocked *smiles to the point that my face gets ripped*

The emotions are so raw that I can’t…

Nina? Nina? Where are you going?!

To be honest I was legit thinking she was going to run away thinking that it was wrong and bad that she was doing this with the enemy like those anime cliches and I actually panicked for a bit.

See? Even Chari is confused.

Uh… Nina?

Ninaaaa? (legit confused)

Uh…

Woah!!!! WOAH!!!

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH EVEN MORE!!!

Woooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

Somewhere deep in Chari’s mind: Was I that bad a kisser?

Woah wait, no way.

She turned back into a human! OMG this just proves what I said before that only Chari has the ability to turn Nina in and out of dragon form!

GOOD FOR YOU BABY NINA! GOOD FOR YOU!

Huehuehuehue, Also I love how Nina is fangirling over her own kiss. So precious.

What I am concerned about it that this is the second time Charioce has seen you naked, what a winner that man is.

His smile

Oh my god his smile

This is legit the most love filled smile Charioce has ever dawned on his face like if you look at his you can’t even recognize him, that’s how sweet and in love this smile is. (this is how my smile looks for the entire episode, not as good thought but still)

Ladies and gentlemen we all know that Charioce is into scales.

Dragon Nina looks fierce!!!

Somewhere deep in Charioce’s mind: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Look, all yall be honesty with me. I aint the only btch who thought AND shouted

“HE’S RIDING HER!”

Don’t you be lying to be when you didn’t think that up cause I swear you be lyin

Now I have a million photos of Charioce riding Nina *lenny face* but I’ll make a separate post for that cause this sht is long as hell already

I love how happy Charioce looks as he flies with Nina like look at him

This one is my favorite Chari smile next to the one in the cave

People say he looks kinda condescending in this but don’t be fooled honey it’s just his eyebrows.

Ah perfect moonlight

Ugh this again.

Yeah girl! Be assertive!

Here we go again with the next times!

YEAH! WHEN?!

Chari what the fkc, you’re not too deep into the relationship yet and you’re already snapping at her? Not cool man.

See, you’ve given Nina the impression that you’re mad you dumb fck

What? *still pissed*

Why do I feel a bad undertone to this? Like there’s a bad omen somewhere? Is this why you snapped? Because you’re worried about something?

See how much Nina loves you? You snap at her and she fkcng smiles at you you dumb fkc

WAIT WHAT IS THAT?

Charioce you…

You sly sonofabtch you dumb fck so you bought this for her, I take it back you dumb fck.

Daww

DAAAAWWWWW (btw I LOVE how you look right now Chari XD)

DAAAAAAWWWWWWW

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE EPISODE HAS JUST BEEN LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND JOY AND RAINBOWS!!!

Woah woah woah woah pause this sht I see that look on you face Chari, what the fck?

Chari why do you look like you’re in pain? What is going on? Why are you frowning? Why are you holding Nina as if it’s the last time you’ll see her? WHATTHE FCK IS WITH THAT FROWN?!

Hmmm should I make something out of this or naw? I’m going to leave this at that for now…

Nina you cute litte dragon lady you oh my god

Daww that nice little charm!

Fanservice plus fangirlservice both in one frame, of course.

HAIL HIT//slapped// I find this very cute shut up

And there she goes, off into the night.

Ah Chari, you must be so happy to have finally

WHAT. THE. FCK. OH NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO. YOU FKNG OH MY GOD CHARIOCE FKC!!! CHARIOCE I SWEAR IF YOU BECOME THE FKCNG A**HOLE THOSE MOTHERFCKERS WANTED YOU TO BE AND USE NINA NOW THAT YOU’VE GOTTEN HER I FKCNG SWEAR A HATE BLOG ISN’T THE ONLY THING YOU’VE GOT COMING.

OH MY GOD NO CHARIOCE, DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE PLANNED THIS ENTIRE THING FROM THE VERY NO… No that can’t be, he didn’t know that Nina was a dragon before and then he can’t control her transformation now since Nina can do it on her own then what the fck is with that look what is you deal?! Oh gods no, please don’t be the a** the antis want you to be good god please don’t let this be a pretend for you gods please Chari DON’T BE A DCK! Good god Chari no, please don’t be that!

Chacioce Chris I swear don’t you be an a**! Don’t you be a- oh there’s more in the end…

THE FCK?! YOU AGAIN YOU FKCNG BULLSHT MOTHERFKCER! WHAT? SPELL? THE FCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OH MY GOD!!!

WHAT IF CHARIOCE LOOKS LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS OLD FCKNG GIMP IS TRYING TO KILL HIS DRAGON WIFE HOLY SHT THIS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT!

Dude I would think wrong about Charioce looking like that in the final frame since he just finished being all lovey-dovey with Nina and then he looks like that as if the moments weren’t sincere but since they showed this last part of the gimp and then going back to his eye twitching when this fkcer said he would kill Nina it all makes sense that he would look like that cause his baby girl is in serious deep sht.

Hold up before I forget, I HOPE YOU FCKNG DIE MOTHER FCKER! I SWEAR YOU PIECE OF SHT JUST GO DIE IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE AND NEVER RETURN FCKNG HELL YOU GIMP!

Anyway I still don’t know why Chari said kill on sight, maybe, as I said, out  of professionalism where he has to act kingly and not let his emotions take over but dam son if after this day will you still say that you’ll let this fkcng gimp kill her? I can tell why you look pissed as fck since I wouldn’t want that either.

Still I don’t know, I’m confused but my heart is secured that all of it was real and sincere and this is actually Charioce getting mad about that onyx knight wanting to kill Nina. In fact my heart thinks this is him finally making a decision that he would keep Nina safe, that he finally made a conclusion for himself and would take action on it. Yeah because Mappa wouldn’t show us that last clip of gimpy saying Chari is under a spell unless it meant something right? The way he looked back didn’t come off as a ‘I’ve got her in my trap’ kind of look but instead ‘I won’t let anything hurt her’. Yeah, as I rewatch and analyze that’s how it looked like.

There’s a little bit of doubt but my heart is secured on this ship and as I have said before, unless Mappa makes Charioce into the dck antis wanted him to be then I’ll ship it to the ends of the earth and fight for it and if he does turn into a D I’ll start the hate thread.

Anyway anyway, here are my thoughts for this week’s episode. This was intense as sht and I am sorry for all the misspelled words and all the nonsense, this took me HOURS to finish but I’m happy about how it turned out. Again sorry about the errors since I didn’t have enough time to proof read it. Still I hope you enjoyed!

These are my thoughts, feel free to reblog or comment and if you have any questions you’d like my insight on feel free to ask!

I hope you enjoyed and here’s to another week of suffering!

(Kudos to tumblr for taking 200plus photos into one post and kudos to you for finishing this)

I will always defend Klaus Mikaelson

And I will protect him always! He’s not the bad guy in this, he never was.
He has always been pointed out as the freak, the outsider, the one who was different and instead of letting it crush him he decided to use that and fight back.
He fights back every day and every single second of his existence, for centuries people have been trying to kill him, to hurt him, to silence him but Klaus never gives up…
If you want to take away my voice, I will rip your throat apart.
That’s his shield and he will always react in defense first before accepting that someone wouldn’t want to hurt him right off the bat.
Hayley broke that barrier, she fights first and asks questions later as well so she knows how it feels to be pushed into a corner by everyone else, everyone has different values and morals but somehow people like her and Klaus are always seen as threats rather than allies.
Power scares the crap out of self righteous pricks.
Like Elijah.
That piece of conceited crap created this world around himself where he is good and automatically Klaus is bad, where he represents everything that Klaus will never be, where what he says goes and has valid reason as long as it fits his own creepy ass agenda.
He will never let Klaus go and he will always be around him like a true vampire feeding on every accomplishment that Klaus conquers, he will always be there to whisper in Klaus’ ear: I validate what you did.
Klaus was brought into this world because of a sin that his mother committed, he has had to carry that sin all of his life because no one lets him forget that he’s the bastard son, but he also has to carry Elijah around because this sick dependency is formed between them.
Elijah lives on the shadow of everything that Klaus built for himself, whether if it’s his enormous power as a hybrid or the simple fact that he is the only one who can have a child.
Elijah sweeps in and gains Hayley’s affections while she’s still pregnant of his brother but the dilema only comes into play because Klaus is the bad guy, he’s trying to use the baby to make more creatures like himself, although it’s a lie, it works because Elijah needs to have a valid reason to “steal” another girl from Klaus.
He kills Marcel, hurting Klaus and Rebekah at the same time, he robs Kol the chance of being with Davina and even after Hope comes into the picture he still chooses to kill Dominic in a public affair uncaring of what consequences will come from that.
He uses family as a shield but gives Klaus no chance to have his own family together and close to him, he tells Hayley that they will go to France although Klaus just sacrificed himself and spent five years away from his daughter. He will always be selfish enough to allow his brother the peace that he sees fit and the crumbs that he doesn’t want.
Klaus is ruthless, he kills without compliance but he embraces who he really is, he doesn’t hide behind his red door, he wears it on his sleeve, what you get is red violence upfront and his vulnerability is the one locked away behind a steel door.
With Elijah is the opposite and it breaks my heart that Klaus ends the episode utterly convinced that he will never be as good as Elijah is or as worthy, that he’s not the better brother or the better man.
I bet that he even thinks that Elijah could be a better father which revolts me endlessly and my only consolation is that Hope fears Elijah but she absolutely loves and adores her father and she will always love him without prejudice because Elijah wasn’t around for five years to plant his seed of deception, he wasn’t there to plant any doubts and she didn’t read his biased diary so she’s going in with a clean mind and ready to love her daddy with all her heart.
Screw you Elijah, Klaus deserves better

Beau had found a loophole. And he couldn’t be more proud of himself honestly. He could go to the pool and sit at the bar there, avoid the water, stare at the sights, and insight full on parties as long as he didn’t get hit with water. Leaning against the bar, he turned and looked at the guest splashing and floating in the cool blue waters. “It almost reminds me of home,” he said conversationally to the person who sat next to him. “The water I mean. The color almost looks like the gulf from Galveston.”

Originally posted by scottisbae

Sentence Starters To Do List

🌸I don’t take personal credit for any of these prompts. They’re simply what I’ve put together for my writing and the credit goes to the blogs that came up with them🌸

Sad

• “Forget about everything, act like it never happened, because I never want to see you again.”

• “I’m leaving. Tonight. I’m not coming back.”

• “You ruined everything. You did this. It’s all your fault.”

• “I can’t fall asleep without being in your arms, and I know we ended, but I haven’t slept since you left so please let me in?”

• “Stop saying those sweet things you know I like to hear.”

• “Tell me what you want me to say.”

• “My roommate had to go into my room and throw the sheets away because I haven’t been able to sleep in that bed since you left.”

• “Don’t you think you can fall back in love with me?”

• “This whole time I’ve been using you to make me feel better, and you never caught on. You never caught on. I want you to hate me now, but I don’t think you’re even able to.”

• “To think, we thought just the sex would be enough to keep us in love.”

• “Listen… You’re her best friend… and I completely fucked up– it’s over between us, but… please, punch me, or punish me, or do something to me because she just… cried. She wasn’t even angry, she was just so sad– Please, be angry at me, please. Give me what I deserve.”

• “You’re not one for tears and well, neither am I so I’ll just come right out with it: I’ve met someone, I’ve fallen in love and I’m moving out.”

• “Goddamnit, can you just talk to me? Just tell me what’s bothering you, and I can help!”

“…I can’t.”

“Why not?”

“Because the second I tell you, everything that we have now is going to come crashing down around us, I can’t do that to you. To us.”

General

• “That’s not fair!”

“Life’s not fair. You’d better get used to it, sweetheart.“

• “We are on a deserted island, probably never to be seen again, and you pick now to tell me that you want to break up?”

“I always was the one to have bad timing.”

• “I need you, though.”

• “If you love someone, better tell them while they’re here.”

• “Why isn’t anyone listening to me?”

Fun

• “I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“

• “Aww, who knew you were such a cute kid. I always assumed you would’ve resembled a donkey.”

• “You always were a bit clumsy… How about I help you get home?”

• “Please don’t go to bed yet, I don’t want to be alone!”

Romantic/Cute

• “No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”

• “It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”

• “I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”

• “When was the last time you did something for yourself?”

• “Is it alright if I call you princess?”

Mature

• “There’s no hiding how hot and bothered you are, darling…”

• “You have such a pretty little mouth.”

• “Strip, darling.”

• “I’m educated in sex, yes.”

• “Open wide, I know you’re thirsty.”

• “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”

• “Are you getting all wet, thinking about them watching us?”

• “Just relax. You can take more than you think.”

• “Ride me, pet, and I promise I’ll make you come.”

• “I don’t care if you need to. You will not come or take it out until I say so.”

• “Go and pick a toy for us to play with.”

• “Come here baby and sit on my face.“

• “Just for the record, I think about you… while I do it. ”

• “Jasonnn, stop were not fucking on your mission.”

• “Fifty Shades is my kind of movie. What about you, Y/N? What do you think?”

"Beautiful" Novi Stars bootleg review

I ordered some bootleg Novi Stars dolls from Taobao and they (among other things) arrived today, so being the awesome fucknerd I am, I decided to review them. Mostly because wow.

This was the stock photo I was given in the questionable shop I got them from:

The description said colours and clothes vary, so I ordered four. They were all, to my delight, different.

Before the dolls though, I noticed this box art:


WOW, Ari, you’re looking… Uhm. Sultry. I’m of good mind this is probably stolen fanart but I’ve no proof of that.

Though I have seen (and am actively looking for, btw) Novi Stars fakies with inset eyes like the real things, these just have similarly shaped heads and painted on eyes.

They seem slapped together with no sense of colour or coordination. The blue girl’s my fave simply because WOW, her colour scheme is charming.

The boxes are fairly sturdy for bootlegs, all but one having made it on cheap shipping from China intact but one. However, the dolls are just dropped loose in the boxes and the boxes don’t even have cello-tape on them to seal them in. Seriously. It feels like a silly thing to complain about but really!

The bodies are Barbie-type, so they’re much taller than the real things, with no articulation except a clicking mechanism in the knees. They bodies are clear with glitter and I thought it was kind of cool that you can see the clicky parts until I saw how shoddy they were. Two of the four didn’t work. One could click one position on both knees. The final could click one position on one knee. Here’s a photo of the last one.



My fave part is this Engrish on the box side:

I have a lovely doll, his name is “small cute”.
She has a pair of big eyes, round face,
A cherry small mouth, long legs,
wearing high heels, Walking creaked straight ring.
She has bright eyes, She is always smiling, with her,
My life becomes colorful, when my friends come,
You will say: ‘let us play the baby home",
This to me and my friends to add more fun.
Look! Are they devote oneself
heart and soul to help doll dressed!
Face a excited moment surprised,
They seem to see the children really live in general,
In front of my friends say! Come and play together!
Enjoy the new fashion, experience a new feeling.

So all in all, they’re… well, not that great. But far as amusing bootlegs go, I’m perfectly happy for the price I paid for them! I may even buy more for mapping out some of my more elaborate custom ideas (IE ones that take a dremel) before taking the full plunge.

Next time… maybe I’ll get to reviewing Mullet Clawd.

anonymous asked:

Punk!percy and girly!annabeth just being dorks pleaseeeeeeee

“The sprinkler.”

Annabeth puts a hand behind her head and holds her other arm straight out in front of her, pumping her bent elbow back and forth in imitation of the hammer on an old water sprinkler. She almost hits an old woman walking by with her groceries. The woman scoffs and keeps walking down the sidewalk, hugging her bags closer to her chest, grumbling, “Nothing better to do…”

Percy laughs from his perch on the community center stoop. His fingers strum a quick few chords on his guitar, undecided on a song. “Macarena.”

“We did that one already!”

“Twice,” Stuart mumbles without looking up from his book. He looks like a little turtle, sitting there with his huge glasses and his heavy backpack. “The second time you did it in the street.”

“Well maybe you should pick a dance, Stuart.”

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Preference #31: He's jealous of your puppy

Zayn: “Babe, I wanna cuddle,” Zayn whined, watching you from the bed as you sat on the floor, playing with your puppy. “Come play with us,” you replied, giggling as your puppy licked your fingers. “No, I just want you,” he insisted, sitting up and glaring at the puppy. “You spend all of your time with that thing, I’m sick of it.” “She’s not a thing, she’s like our baby! Come on, come play with us,” you urged, glancing from your energetic puppy to your sulking boyfriend. “No thanks, I’m going to sleep,” he grumbled, turning over and burying his face in the pillow. You just laughed, too occupied by your puppy to pay him any mind.
Liam: When Liam finally arrived home from the studio, he found you sitting on the couch, playing with the new puppy he had gotten you. “Hey, Y/N,” he greeted, and you barely nodded at him. He frowned, taking a seat beside you. “Oh, hey Liam. How was work?” He sighed, leaning back against the couch. “It was crazy, you’ll never believe-” Your laughter stopped him and he raised his eyebrows, glancing at you. Your puppy was licking all over your face and it was making you laugh. “Sorry, Li, he’s just so adorable. Continue,” you said and he nodded. “Right, well, as I was saying, I-” You started laughing again as your puppy started licking you again like crazy. “You know what? I think I’m gonna go lie down,” Liam muttered, glaring at your puppy. “Okay, I’ll join you later,” you replied as he grumbled, “is it too late to return it?”
Harry: “I missed you,” Harry murmured in your ear, kissing your earlobe, and you smiled, leaning into him. “I missed you too.” You let him pull you down onto the bed, sharing kisses, until you felt the bed move. Your puppy had also climbed onto the bed and leaning in to bite him, causing him to pull away. “Ow! Your demon bit me,” Harry complained, rubbing his cheek. “She’s not a demon, she just thinks we’re playing and she wants to play too,” you explained, lifting her into your arms and ruffling her fur. “Can we take a raincheck?” You called over your shoulder as you carried your puppy away, hearing him groan behind you.
Louis: You and Louis were cuddling on the couch, watching a movie, when you felt your puppy jump up and onto your lap. He got between you two, panting as he licked your face. “Baby!” You squealed, giggling as you pulled him closer to you, lying down and letting him lick your face. Louis swiped his hand at him, making him fall off the couch, and you gasped. “Louis, be nice,” you scolded, and he rolled his eyes. “It’s like he knows what we’re doing and he just loves getting between us,” Louis complained as the puppy climbed back into your lap and you laughed. “Louis, he’s a puppy. What are you saying, he’s conspiring against you?” “That’s exactly what I’m saying,” Louis grumbled, but at that point, you were too preoccupied with your puppy to notice.
Niall: You and your boyfriend Niall had decided to order takeout for dinner and you were both sitting on your bed, watching a movie while you ate. “I’m glad we finally got to spend some time together, princess. I’ve missed you,” Niall began, food on his spoon. “I’ve missed you too, Ni,” you replied with a smile, leaning in to kiss him. Your puppy, who had been dormant at the foot of your bed, took the opportunity to lick his food, eating the food off of it. “Hey!” Niall protested, grabbing his food and pulling it away. “Bad dog!” You laughed, climbing off the bed and walking over to your puppy. “He’s just hungry. I’ll be back.” “But babe, the movie,” Niall whined, but you didn’t hear as you carried your puppy out, cooing to him. Niall instantly became a cat person.

anonymous asked:

M!A Baby Mine: Muse is 3-4 years old and is helpless. Anyone that talks to them is compelled to take the muse into their care. Last for 1 week!

((*presses activation button* I could use some fluff. Come play with baby Tadashi~!))

Tadashi woke suddenly, laying on the cold hard floor. He didn’t know where he was and the wide open space frightened him, “Mama?” his little voice quavered ever so slightly. The clothing that he had been wearing before the magic took hold of him lay under him, the only thing covering him was the black tee shirt.

With a whimper the little one tried to stand where he was but ended up toppling back over. He was just about to start crying when someone walked up to him. Tadashi looked up at them with big watery brown eyes, his thumb in his mouth for self soothing.