come one you little shits

trans morty makes me so excited tho like 

rick caving in and taking his younger granddaughter on adventures except like halfway thru one morty just pulls a fucking reverse eowyn like I AM NO LADY and rick’s just 

well shit son 

he doesn’t give a shit obvs but morty - you prefer morty now, right? - morty could’ve mentioned something earlier ‘cause now grandpa’s gotta postpone getting totally fucking wrecked to cook up some hormone blockers so you don’t pop out a pair of boobs when your puberty finally kicks in, thanks a loeuuught, morty, you, you needy piece of shit - 

{ people make out as if cockatoos are funny and clever but i’ll tell you what, you wont feel so endeared after you’ve lived with wild cockatoos.

theyre maniacal and they will bite off the heads of all the flowers within your beautiful intricate flower garden, just because it amuses them. }

April and Nouri,the sirens

On tumblr whenever I see a post talking about their crushes, it’s always like a description of a perfect human being. Is everyone’s crush like that? Is that honestly how you all see your crushes? No one has ever had a crush who they didn’t imagine having an angelic halo 24/7? Like one who you’re like, This little shit. Omg, they’re such an idiot. What are you even…UGH. I can’t handle you, you’re annoying. Go away. You literal butt. Please love me, you stupid bum.
Or is that just me?

To all of the people who bend over backwards to explain why that character spent a whole season (or more) pursuing/dating a character they weren’t really interested in because they were really interested in whoever you ship them with, let me introduce three phrases into your vocabulary that will save you a lot of time and get you to your ship a lot faster:

  • politely aued out of existence
  • it is possible to be attracted to more than one person at a time
  • “Yeah, I was into them/we were together, but it wasn’t going to happen/wasn’t going anywhere, so I moved on.”

It is completely unnecessary to write out entire scenarios about them faking their crush and pursuit or relationship, and it is especially unnecessary to shit on the character they were actually into in the process.

“I used to be that guy that hide behind a mask…

A guys that didn’t go or do anything without the mask on…

A guy that acted like he doesn’t care what people think of him, but deep down he really did…

A guy that had so many insecurities, so many anxieties, so many issues… And yet nobody know any of them, cuz he held them back from everyone…

He never really liked being the center of attention, being look down apon by people, being judge apon, being hated for no fair reason…

He hate people with all of his heart…

but at the same time he wanted someone who put him and his needs first…

Someone that trust and believe in him like no one else ever really did…

Someone that couldn’t take him out of this hell hole he call life, and make him see that not everyone is the same…

That there’s hope for him… That it’s ok for him to dream, to wish… To love… Again…

But he knew that that sort of person didn’t exist… A person that will love him for who he really was… With his “problem” and everything…

He believed those words all of his life…. He repeated those words in his head like a mantra…

Remaining himself of how useless and pathetic he was… I mean everyone seems to think so… Everyone always tell him so… So it most be true… Right?…

He didn’t believe in no one, trust in no one, talk to no one…

Why would he? They always betray him in the end… Always hurt him more in the end…Making his scars bigger and more hideous…

He lost hope in love, in happiness, in dreams…

Why will he dream in a forever after, if he is going to wake up to the same nightmare again? To the same hurt and betrayal again?…

Just why keep on living, when he have nothing to live for…

Why… Why him… Why does life hate him so much… He didn’t do anything wrong…

He tattooed those words in his mind… In his soul…so that he never forget them…

That’s what he thought… Ontill..

Ontill that person that he has been wishing for, dreaming for…

invited him to play some video games with him…

That person didn’t judge him, no on the contrary… That person wanted to spend some time with him….

Even when that person knows all of his “problems”… That person believe in him… Really believe in him… Trust him… Really wanted to spend some time with him…

He couldn’t believe this!…. Could this be true?… If live really giving him a chance?… Could this be what he has been dreaming and fantasizing about?…

Yes… It is real… To real to be true… But it was… It was real…

That day he know that that person… Really do exist… And he promised himself to never let that person go… Ever…“

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Ok… What the hell did i just do?!… I have no clue loool

Sorry if there is any grammar errors, English is not my first language 😅😅

And im sorry if this is shit, i just did this when my mind was on autopilot of thinking crazy shits and boom!!…. This happened I don’t know how, but it did loool.