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When a Peacock Tries to Seduce Their GF (BTS)

Requested by a lovely anon <3

*Don’t own the gif/s yo*

Author: Taebaby

NAMJOON 남준:  Would def have his phone out and recording as fast as humanly possible. He would almost be crying from laughing so hard as the peacock danced around you, fanning his feathers

YOONGI 윤기: He’d prob say something cheesy like ‘See, I told you you’re the prettiest, even the peacock thinks so’ - but he also doesn’t allow anyone (or any bird) to try and step in on his lady so that bird might have to fight

HOSEOK 호석:  Would think it was really cute for like three seconds before he remembered that there was a possibility that the bird could physically attack you, then he’d be worried and try to get the bird away from you so you could make a run for it

SEOKJIN 석진:  Being Jin, it would make him very uncomfortable to think that the peacock might get a little too aggressive (trying to mate and all) so before the bird could even come close, he’d prob heard you into a car or someother safer place

JIMIN 지민:  He wouldn’t be able to find the words to speak for a few precious moments- until he busted out laughing. The look on your face alone would have him screaming and rolling

TAEHYUNG 태형: This would be the highlight of his life, honestly. Like, I could even see him trying to hype the bird even more, even though it’s a fucking bird and it wouldn’t understand what he was saying, fucking Taehyung (YAS BIRD SHAKE YA TAIL FEATHERS, DADDY)

JUNGKOOK 정국: Would almost literally die laughing (someone had to get him water) and after the bird left, you’d think that was the end of it. Wrong. Jungkook being the little rude ass he is, would not let you live this one down

Dance Dance Dance

Bruce x Reader

This one is for the lovely @ashleylynnisnotonfire who has had to wait absolutely ages for this request. I can only apologise for taking so long to write this for you my lovely, but I really hope it was worth the wait! x x x

Title and inspiration comes from this song

Request: Can you do a fluff where the reader is too shy to talk to bruce without stuttering but bruce finds it adorable, when he’s tell nat about how cute it is the reader walks in? Or something like that? Ps i love your writings

Warnings: Nothing but fluff!

Words: c. 1,704

Originally posted by bluemoon86

You were chatting easily with Bucky and Sam, they had been bickering and somehow, as usual you had gotten dragged into who was the best cook.

“Neither of you cook for me so how could I possibly say,” you teased “It’s always Steve or I that end up cooking for you!”

“Untrue!” Sam interjected and Bucky looked equally horrified.

“Sam’s right!” he protested and you laughed.

“And how come the only time you two seem to get alone is when you’re ganging up on me?” you swiped at Bucky in a mock punch.

“Why are they ganging up on you?” Bruce’s voice interrupted from behind and you dropped your hands as your eyes widened and you spun around looking positively petrified.

“I um, t-they were… um they were s-sort of arguing and I… I have to go!” your cheeks were burning and you felt the increasing urge to cry as you pushed by a smiling Bruce into the corridor and almost punched your floor in the elevator, resting your roasting forehead against the cool metal of the interior of the elevator walls.

Sam and Bucky nudged each other as Bruce watched your retreating form with a pained expression, and they smiled sympathetically when he turned to look at them questiongly.

“She does that every time I try to talk to her,” he complained sadly and Sam sighed because this was tragic.

“It’s because you make her nervous,” Bucky tried to explain.

“Nervous? But I would never hurt her,” he looked a mixture of alarmed and absolutely heartbroken, and Bucky reached out to clasp his shoulder.

“No, not that kind of nervous pal.”

“There’s another kind?” he questioned and Bucky and Sam deadpanned.

“She likes you man, but she’s too damn shy to tell you that. So let me be the one to tell you, our girl has got a crush on you and for whatever reason she’s rendered absolutely incapable of speaking to you whenever she sees you.” Sam began.

“So in short,” Bucky finished “She likes you!

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This fic was great fun to write and I had a blast picking a song that would work. The description of the dancing was difficult so I am grateful for that challenge. Other than that, I’m really happy with how this turned out. Plus now I have a little headcanon that the Avengers hold dance battles and dance offs. Thanks to nerd-kat–hell-yes for the request.

The song that goes with this fic can be found here.

Perhaps a fanfic about a dance with the Cap? Maybe some of the avengers are talking about good and bad dancing and reader tries to show them what good dancing looks like while trying to teach Steve…

“The Soldier’s Plan” (Part 1)

A gentle knock distracted you from the task at hand. Turning around you saw that the infamous Captain America was sticking his head around the door to your sleeping quarters.
“Steve?” You said, wondering what reason the man could have for visiting you of all people. Placing the knife that you were polishing down on your bedside cabinet, you went to unhook the chain so that Steve could get more of than his head through the door.

Whilst on an exchange trip in Italy, you were taken captive by HYDRA agents and experimented on. They transformed the genetic makeup of your bone structure so that it was incredibly light but also very strong – an excruciating process that devastated your memory. However, HYDRA succeeded and you were able to take hard hits without breaking bones, and break through walls using your bare hands. They didn’t count on you using your ‘gift’ to escape. Clint had been on a mission which required him to take a high vantage point. Due to your light bone structure, you were able to leap to incredibly heights and he clocked you hopping from street level to the roof of a house with ease. As a result of the testing, your appearance was drastically altered leaving you unable to locate your family. The Avengers took you in afterwards at Clint’s request.

“What’s up?” You asked after allowing Cap into your room.
“I hate to ask but I need a favour.” You smiled. You relished any opportunity to be able to repay the Avengers for the kindness that they showed you.
“Sure. How can I help?”
Steve shifted uncomfortably.
“Well, it’s a little unorthodox but… I need a dance partner.” He said. Why he was coming to you, you didn’t know. ‘I’m easy to lift, I suppose, but that can’t be the only reason.’ You thought.
“Um… okay.” You mumbled. As much as you wanted to help, you weren’t sure that you were the best choice. You could definitely dance but it tended to be when there was no-one else there to watch.

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Now that 850 is out, I would like to say a few things *ehem*

1. PUDDING IS EEEEEEEEEVIL (though again, it’s Oda, so she COULD be good all along, but the gravity of her actions/expressions seem to be way worse than Robin or even Boa before their face-heel turn)

2. To the person/s who called that what Pudding whispered was that she’d assassinate Sanji, and then people thought they were delusional, you can celebrate and shake your tail feathers, because you were SO RIGHT!

3. What do you mean people didn’t see this coming? So many people thought she was shady af from the start since so many things didn’t add up (Though I did lose hope after 849 which just proves how Oda is indeed the Master of all storytellers.)

4. SANAMI TIME: *evil cackle* With this revelation, it was shown that Nami cried for Sanji twice, once at the start of the arc and after Pudding whispered she’d kill him. PLEASE NOTICE that the panel is focused on her horrified face when Pudding specifically says the lines, ‘I’ll kill that idiot!’

5. Not even getting into how she looked more shocked than Luffy to hear Sanji proposed to Pudding, dare I say heartbroken?

6. Also, notice how in one panel, you can see Sanji packing tangerines in his picnic basket, along with wine? I mean that seems like a weird thing for Oda to give panel time on. (But you know us shippers, we see symbolism in everything.)

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Shake Your Tail Feather (From Disney’s Chicken Little)

Come on girls
Shake your tail feathers
Here we go

Come on let me see you shake your tail feather
Do it right, shake it shake it shake it baby
Head over, let me see you shake your tail feather
Aaahhh… Shake it!

Well, I heard about the girl you’ve been dancing with
All over the neighbourhood
So why don’t you ask me baby?
Or didn’t you think i could?
Well i know that tha bubbeloo is outta side
I’m shingeling that thing tonight
Well if that was you and me now now baby
I would have shown ya how to do it right

Do it right [4x] Ahhhh

Twist it shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby
You ain’t gonna loot the loo
Shake it out baby
Here we gon’ loo tonight

Head over, let me see you shake your tail feather
Head over, let me see you shake your tail feather
Come on, let me see you shake your tail feather 
Come on, let me see you shake your tail feather 

Twist it shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby
You ain’t gonna loot the loo
Shake it out baby
Here we gon’ loo tonight

Head over, let me see you shake your tail feather
Head over, let me see you shake your tail feather
Come on, let me see you shake your tail feather 
Come on, let me see you shake your tail feather

Come on let me see you shake your tail feather
Do it right, shake it shake it shake it baby
Head over, let me see you shake your tail feather
Aaahhh… Shake it!

Come on let me see you shake your tail feather
Do it right, shake it shake it shake it baby
Head over, let me see you shake your tail feather
Come on let’s do the twist
Aaahhh… 

Twist it shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby
Come on let me see you shake your tail feather
Twist it shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby
Come on let me see you shake your tail feather
Twist it shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby
Come on let me see you shake your tail feather
Twist it shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby
Come on let me see you shake your tail feather

Whoa!
I think I broke my tail feather