come live with me baby

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My mom’s cat had kittens and they’re sooooo cuuuteeee, they’re a week old in this pic and they try and hiss if you touch them without mom around, but all that comes out is this little KHCK sound and they jump a little bit.

HELLO EVERYBODY THIS DRAWING MADE ME REALLY SAD BECAUSE I LOVE GYRO BYE

mountain tea bought straight off the side of the road. it has a subtle taste but definitely hits the spot. coming from australia we can rarely bring any food home but now we live in the uk this baby is coming back with me 🌿🍵✨

in llogara, albania with yoga adventure retreats & outdoor albania

Imagine Dino getting so excited about his first date with you that the other members had to help calm him down.

She’s A Goddess

A/N: I was never going to post this, but I got distracted and started editing it. I just remember how uncomfortable Inuyasha got when Sota was asking him about “love” and I wanted to put him in that position again. (opens tab back up to Feudal World doc)

Summary: Miroku’s son needs some advice.


I was minding my own damn business, with the girl in a pouch that sat heavy on my stomach (getting too old for it, but she screams if I try removing her), before Miroku’s youngest comes up to me, a walk in his step that resembled more of a slug than a human. My oldest is trailing behind him, skipping excitedly…. about what? Well I guess I was about to find out. I lift a piece of the corn wheat from the top of the growing crop, and chew on it…why-? Because I’m hungry and my wife’s making sure none of us eat until the damn festival starts.

“Inuyasha!” She viciously swats my delicious, sweet, innocent, bread roll, from my hands, “Sango, Rin and I are slaving ourselves cooking for tonight! So just hang tight! I don’t want you to spoil your appetite.”

She’s trying to starve us to death is what she’s doing.

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soft, elegant, golden

They stare up at the building and Philip slaps Lukas’s arm, grinning over at him when he jumps. “What do they say about catching flies, huh?” Philip asks, giggling when Lukas grabs at his hip.

“It just looks so strange staring straight up at it,” Lukas says, their shoulders brushing together. “Did you want to come this late because it won’t be as packed?”

“Yeah,” Philip says, reaching down and taking his hand, pushing through the front door. “Normally there’s a line out the front. We’ve got a good two hours until they close.”

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“I promise you, nothing will come between us.”

Status Inglês 🍃

• How can I love when I’m afraid to fall in love?
(Como posso amar quando tenho medo de me apaixonar?)

• We did not know how to make it work …
(A gente não soube fazer dar certo…)

• I like you. I think of you. I just breathe you.
(Eu gosto de você. Eu penso em você. Eu só respiro você.)

• Every longing felt what we can not feel.
(Toda saudade é sentida daquilo que não podemos mais sentir.)

• “And the good life is to live well, be well, wishing well …”
(“E o bom da vida é viver bem, estar bem, querer bem…”)

• “I prefer people watching than talking to them.”
(“Eu prefiro observar as pessoas do que falar com elas.”)

• “I became a totally different person because of you.”
(“Eu me tornei uma pessoa totalmente diferente por sua causa.”)

• “And I know it’s complicated, but I’m a failure in love.”
(“E eu sei que é complicado, mas eu sou um fracasso no amor.”)

• I know that love, which knows how to deal, I do not know more feel.
(Eu que sabia amar, que sabia lidar, eu que não sei mais sentir.)

• “Run for your dreams because there is no fairy godmother in this world.”
(“Corra atrás dos seus sonhos, pois não existe fada madrinha nesse mundo.” )

• “❤💬 … Our love affair has taste of an eternal dream … ❤💬”
(“❤💬…Nosso caso de amor tem sabor de um sonho Eterno…❤💬”)

• Come live with me, comes danger, comes to die with me, baby …
(Vem viver comigo, vem correr perigo, vem morrer comigo, meu bem…)

• And when I’m sad, just hold me.
(E quando eu estiver triste, simplesmente me abrace.)

• They said time heals. They lied.
(Eles disseram que o tempo cura. Eles mentiram.)

• If you do not see do not let you feel
(Se não lhe vejo não o deixo de sentir)

• You can’t break what’s already broken.
(Você não pode quebrar o que já está quebrado.)

• You’re only mine in my dreams.
(Sua mina só nos meus sonhos.)

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  • Baby Holmes: ...
  • Baby Holmes: *swallows* Daddy?
  • Sherlock: *stops pacing* Yes?
  • Baby Holmes: *bows his head* Will the new baby like me?
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* I don't know.
  • Baby Holmes: *lip wobbles*
  • Sherlock: *lifts his son into his arms* I don't know if she'll like me either.
  • Baby Holmes: *mumbles into his dad's shirt* Do you think our chances are good?
  • Sherlock: *worried* Yours are better than mine.
  • Baby Holmes: *sad* I want her to like me.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Me too.
  • Baby Holmes: *looks up* What are we going to do if she doesn't like us?
  • Sherlock: *hugs his son* We'll have to go, Hamish. Just the two of us. Mummy will be forced to raise the baby and we can live with Uncle John and Aunt Mary. Mummy could see us at weekends.
  • Baby Holmes: ...
  • -5 minutes later-
  • Molly: *holding her stomach* Right, I've got the bag-
  • Sherlock: *holding his crying son*
  • Molly: *exasperated* What did you say to him?
  • Sherlock: *cuddling his son; hurrying downstairs* Just get in the car.

me after watching w*onder w*oman: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, never-the-same, totally unique !!!

#5 Another Member Says Something Sexual About You

Requested: Yes

Word Counts: Luke; 769 || Ashton; 317 || Michael; 224 || Calum; 338

A/N: I got a bit carried away with Luke’s, but hey it’s husband Luke and soon to be father Luke, so can you blame me? I hope you guys enjoy it! Feedback is always appreciated!

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Luke Hemmings

“I look huge.” You whine, pulling on the baggy t-shirt hanging loosely over your growing baby bump.

“You’re eight months pregnant, babe. You’re carrying our baby in there. You aren’t huge, okay? I’d be worried if you still had your pre-baby figure.” Luke wraps his arms around your waist, resting his hands on your baby bump, kissing your neck softly. “You’re beautiful, princess.”

You smile shyly, turning your head to face him, quickly kissing him. “How is it that you always know what to say?”

He chuckles, shrugging lightly. “I guess it just comes with being your husband. Now, the boys are coming over soon, do you want me to just get them out right away or are you up for having company?”

“They’re not company, Luke. They’re family. But, I’m not making food for you guys, and if Michael gets sassy with me today I can’t promise I won’t switch his next hair dye with Nair shaving cream.”

Luke lets out a loud laugh, holding you close to him. “That’s why I love you, babe.”

“Y/N? Luke?!” You hear Calum shout as he enters the house.

“Coming!” You call, unwrapping Luke’s arms from around your waist, trying to get up as gracefully as possible with your large stomach.

Luke helps you waddle down the stairs, gently sitting you down on the couch before the three boys come running into the living room.

“Look at you!” Ashton exclaims. “You’re glowing!” He hands you a box of your favorite candy, a beaming smile on his lips. “I know Luke and you are strict about keeping you on a healthy diet for baby Hemmo, but I figured you’d appreciate some candy.” He whispers with a wink.

“Thanks Ash, you know how to make a pregnant lady happy don’t you?”

“Well, after dealing with two pregnancies with my wife I’d hope so!” He chuckles, sitting on the couch across from you with Calum.

“How are you feeling?” Calum asks.

“Honestly? I really have to pee right now, and that’s about how I am ninety percent of the time.” You shake your head, struggling to stand up.

“Let me help you, love.” Luke coos, hurrying to your side.

“No! I can do this! I just have to rock forward hard enough to build the momentum.” You explain, biting your tongue softly in concentration as you rock back and forth trying to stand up.

“Y/N, just let me he-“

“I’ve got this, Luke!” You exclaim, rocking forward at just the right moment, quickly standing up. “See? Told you.” You grin, patting his chest as you pass him to go to the bathroom.

“She’s quite stubborn.” Ashton chuckles as Luke sits down, running his hands over his face.

“You have no idea, mate.”

“Her boobs look amazing though.” Michael whispers in awe.

Luke’s head snaps up at his comment, the other two boys stare at him with wide eyes.

“What?” Luke asks in disbelief.

“Her boobs.” Michael explains, gesturing towards his chest with his hands dramatically. “They’re huge! How are you not constantly having sex with her? I just want to shove my face betw-“

“Stop right this minute!” Luke snaps.

“Sorry, mate. I didn’t mean to offend you.” Michael mumbles.

“That’s my wife! My pregnant wife! She’s not some sex object for you to comment on.” Luke hisses, his chest heaving as his face begins to turn red with anger.

“Sorry, mate. I really didn’t mean to upset you.” Michael apologizes, playing with his hands nervously under Luke’s persistent stare.

“Keep it in your pants, and keep your sexual comments about my wife to yourself.” Luke whispers harshly, straightening up as he hears you coming back.

“What’d I miss?” You ask as you sit back down.

“Nothing.” Luke smiles, wrapping his arm around your waist, pressing a soft kiss to your cheek. “The boys were just wondering if you’d like us to order some food.”

“Oh, yeah, can we get Chinese, please? I’m really craving some vegetable lo mein with a lot of broccoli.”

“Sounds good. Michael’s paying.” He smiles.

“Really? You don’t have to Micha-“

“He insisted, babe.” Luke smirks as Michael shoots him a glare.

He turns towards you, a tight lipped smile forming on his lips. “Yeah, my treat, Y/N.”

“Alright, I’ll go call it in.” You smile, this time accepting Luke’s hand as he helps you up.

“Not cool, mate.” Michael hisses once you’re out of the room.

“Hey, make a comment about my wife’s huge boobs and you’ll be buying her dinner.” He shrugs.

The other two boys laugh as Michael continues to glare at Luke.

Ashton Irwin

“Hey babe!” Ashton chirps as he enters the house, Calum trailing closely behind him.

“Hi!” You smile as you turn your head slightly. “I’d come over and hug you, but I’m in the middle of yoga.” You explain, laying down on the floor as you do the child’s pose.

“That’s fine, babe.” He replies, wandering into the kitchen as Calum stays planted in the living room watching you.

You stand back up, slowly stretching downwards as you reach your toes, your bum on full display for Calum. He lets out an awkward cough, joining Ashton in the kitchen.

“Mate” He states, releasing an airy breath.

“Hmm?” Ashton asks, pouring himself a glass of water as he observes his friend’s sudden change in demeanor.

“Her ass. Holy shit.” Calum whispers.

“Excuse me?” Ashton furrows his brows, watching Calum carefully.

“Y/N! She was doing her yoga, and holy shit that ass is perfect! Those yoga pants re-“

“If you know what’s good for you you won’t finish that sentence.” Ashton hisses, his jaw clenching tightly.

“I’m just say-“

“I think you need to leave, Calum.” He orders, gripping his glass so tightly his knuckles begin to turn white.

Calum looks at him with wide eyes before he grabs his keys and scurries out the front door.

You stand up, looking at Ashton as he grits his teeth.

“What was that about?”

“Nothing.” He states, rushing to your side and kissing you harshly as his hands begin to wander down your sides.

“What was that for?” You ask breathlessly once he pulls away.

“I just want you to remember that only I get to touch you this way.” He grins, placing his hands on the backside of your thighs quietly telling you to jump. He pushes you against the wall as he holds your legs tightly around him.

“Always.” You whisper as he begins to kiss your neck harshly.

Michael Clifford

“Where’s Y/N?” Ashton asks.

“She had to change into her suit.” Michael explains, laying out a beach towel for the two of you.

“Holy shit.” Ashton whistles lowly as you come around the corner.

“Hey! That’s my girlfriend!” Michael exclaims, slapping Ashton’s chest.

“Yeah, and her legs are killer. I can’t even imagine how hot they’d look in a nice pair of heels wrapped around my hea-“

“Hey guys!” You chirp as you reach the two of them.

“Hey baby, come on.” Michael grumbles, standing up and grabbing your hand as he tugs you to the water.

“What are w-“

Michael interrupts you, pressing his lips against yours harshly.

“What’s gotten into you?” You giggle against his lips.

“Ashton decided to make a comment about your legs, and I don’t want him thinking he has a chance.” He mumbles, pulling you closer to his chest.

You roll your eyes, standing on your tip toes to softly peck his forehead.

“As if he’d ever actually have a chance, baby. My heart already belongs to one idiot.” You tease.

Michael laughs, throwing you over his shoulder as he runs into the water.

“No!” You scream, hitting his back to put you down.

“Yes! This is what you get for dating an idiot!” He teases, carrying you deep into the water as you continue to giggle.

Calum Hood

“Y/N! I’m home!” Calum calls out.

You adjust your outfit once more, ensuring your new lingerie looks just right. You quietly scurry downstairs, standing in the doorway to the kitchen as Calum digs around in the fridge.

“Hey baby.” You coo softly.

His eyes widen once he sees you, the boys entering through the backdoor before he can say anything. An embarrassed shriek leaves your lips as you run into the bathroom, your face burning with embarrassment.

“Baby?” Calum asks softly, gently knocking on the door.

“Go away.” You groan.

“Baby, it’s okay. I have a t-shirt for you if you’d like.”

“Hey Y/N, don’t worry. Your boobs look amazing in that bra.” Luke states, a soft chuckle leaving his lips.

“That’s my girlfriend!” Calum yells. You can hear him slap Luke upside the head, a small smile forming on your lips.

“I was just trying to cheer her up!” He defends.

“Leave that to me, okay? You shouldn’t be commenting on her boobs!”

“Fine.” He huffs, as you hear his footsteps pad towards the living room.

“Baby? Please let me in or come out.” Calum asks.

You open the door a creak, grabbing him by his shirt and tugging him in the cramped bathroom with you.

“I wanted to surprise you.” You pout.

Calum chuckles, placing his hands on your hips.

“It was quite the surprise.” He smirks.

A blush creeps across your cheeks as his eyes roam your body.

You stand on your tip toes, pressing your lips against his ear. “If you get the boys to leave you can still enjoy it.” You whisper against his ear.

His eyes widen, quickly running out the door. “Guys! You need to leave, now!” He yells, shooing them all out the door as you peek around the corner.

He picks you up bridal style, grinning as he carries you upstairs.

“So you like your surprise?” You giggle.

“My favorite surprise ever.” He smiles, kissing your forehead quickly as he gently lays you down on the bed.

When you realize TWD season finale comes on tonight and you finally get to see Daddy

But he’s going to emotionally scar you by beating one of your babies to death with his baseball bat

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Based on this gif set above - permission granted by artist to use [ x ]
Part One. FLUFFY FLUFFY. BABY SAKURA AND SASUKE. PRE-MASSACRE HAPPY BABY SASUKE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED [muffled weeping over her now ascended soul and heart]

Sakura and the Hero. 

It was their typical lazy stay-in-bed kind of day.

Her head had fallen so it lay bent, upside down against the edge of their bed as she peered at her husband with a tiny smile. He had already began walking  back towards the comfort of their bed, and it was only then that her foot would playfully prod him as he walked past. Naturally, she would miss and continue to attempt to do so until it was caught in a strong grip by her ankle - and soon placed to death in a lethal act of tickling. After calming down her waves of anger, gentle arms had strung around her until her shoulder blades could feel the silent, rumbling laughter of his chest.

“Mm.. Sasuke-kun?”
“Hn?” She huffed almost childishly as his answer lay muffled against her hair, where his lips placed a small kiss.
“Do you remember how we met?”

As he paused, she didn’t need to see him to know he had blinked once before scrunching up his nose a little bit, his irises drifting upward a little in thought as if it would give him a more clearer image.

“Nn. You always had a thing for heights.” Sakura almost rolled her eyes at the small hint of teasing in his tone.

Nonetheless, this both got them making small talk over their first meeting.

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