come hard

Let me introduce you to three of my friends: hallucigenia, opabinia, and wiwaxia. They’re all from the Cambrian explosion, the period of time around 500 million years ago when life was just starting and was still trying to figure out questions like “how should a mouth work?” and “legs?”

Hallucigenia was about an inch long (most life back then was tiny, they were only a few eras removed from being single celled after all) and it had sixteen clawed legs, hard spines coming out of its back, and a wicked tentacle neckbeard. 

Opabinia was between two to three inches long and it had thirty fins along the side of its body, along with five mushroom shaped eyes on top of its head. By far though, it’s most interesting feature was its strange proboscis. Like a Dr. Moreau style mashup of an elephant and a lobster, the long nose terminated in a large claw that it used to grab prey and bring it to its backward facing mouth.

Finally, this is wiwaxia. This danger-artichoke was a two inch long armored slug-like creature with no head. In fact, its actual body was largely just its one massive foot. 

I find these animals interesting for three main reasons. First, it’s incredibly fascinating to see all of the potential paths that life on earth could have taken. Imagine an ocean filled with elephant lobsters! Second, whenever I feel like my life is going nowhere and all my choices are the wrong ones, I like to think that I’m in in my phase where I’m still developing hallucigenias and wiwaxias, and not yet making awesome things like butterflies or velociraptors. Finally - it serves as a stark reminder that if we ever find alien life, there is a fantastic chance it will look like nothing we’ve ever seen before - it might look more like one of these creatures than a human being. 

supergirl sentence meme: episode 4-6

  • you’re safe here. 
  • saving the world means everybody. 
  • you promised me that you were gonna be here. 
  • i’m just- i’m freaking out. 
  • she was mad at me for you not dating enough. 
  • chocolate pecan pie is the best dessert in the galaxy. 
  • you always looked great in blue. 
  • i mean, she does kind of give off a sapphic vibe.
  • we can watch orphan bIack after. 
  • you’re always warning me about something. that’s our dynamic. 
  • if i could legally adopt her, i would. 
  • people don’t want your brand of negativity anymore. they want optimism, hope, positivity. 
  • if the weather’s getting you down, don’t worry. it never lasts. 
  • she has always come down hard on me for not protecting you. 
  • i truly hate hospitals. 
  • how much longer until it’s appropriate for us to leave? 
  • you and i both know that you’re tougher than a bolt of lightning. 
  • i don’t understand how you could allow this. 
  • she’s going to do things that you don’t like. 
  • you know better. you should have stopped her. 
  • the stars aren’t going anywhere. 
  • you lied to me for years.
  •  she risks her life to protect other people, and she’s a hero. and yet, i do the same, and i’m in trouble? 
  • you were always so much harder on her than me. 
  • and you and i– we’re gonna have words. 
  • i’ve transcended. do you really care how or why? 
  • i didn’t get where i am by running and hiding from a fight. 
  • sounds like you’ve got your hands full here. 
  • you’re useless. 
  • everything i am, everything i have, is because of her constant pushing. 
  • you always make the hard choice. you look to help others before yourself. 
  • i wanted you to be better than me. 
  • i can draw her out, but then we’ll have to work together. 
  • cool, it’s like ghostbusters. 
  • i really wanted one of you to watch the other one die. 
  • congratulations, you have the wit of a youtube comment.
  • i wonder if i have enough power to stop your heart. 
  • the world is full of so much noise and snark - much of it, we generate. 
  • there’s a lot i don’t know about you. and that should probably change. 
  • who cares what that guy says? 
  • she’s taking on way too much, way too fast. 
  • people who click don’t spy on each other! 
  • if someone’s targeting one of my assets, i want to know who it is. 
  • please don’t yell at me, this isn’t my job. 
  • i didn’t know that she could smile if it wasn’t based on cruelty to others. 
  • i didn’t tell you about it because i knew you would have this reaction. 
  • get me a salad for lunch. i don’t care what kind as long as it has a cheeseburger on top. 
  • she is living down to my expectations by prioritising her career over my own. 
  • you know how sometimes people just want to help other people? 
  • so, you think that if you do me this favour, i will owe you something. 
  • that sounds like a woman who knows what she wants. 
  • okay. that is cool. 
  • she’s gorgeous, she’s smart, she smells nice– hell. even i want to date her. 
  • well, was she out saving the world? 
  • my mom says it’s okay to be a nerd. she says if you can face your fears and come out of your shell, then nerds can win in the end. 
  • i prefer not to rely on the government to solve my problems. 
  • i’m trying to change the world. so anyone invested in maintaining the status quo would be interested in targeting me. 
  • and here, i thought we had something special. 
  • i believe there’s no higher calling than helping others. 
  • the world needs a new kind of hero. 
  • i’ve never met anyone worth trusting. 
  • that is a very lonely way to live. 
  • you are staying home. 
  • i don’t know what i would do without you. 
  • you do not seem like the kind of person who gets frazzled.
  • just because i look a certain way on the outside, everyone assumes it matches the way i feel on the inside. 
  • i don’t put much faith in the government’s idea of protection. 
  • what happened to you was a tragedy. i’m trying to prevent another one. 
  • be honest, your heart was never really in it. 
  • i’m starting to think you have a thing for me.
  • i want to help you. i understand what it’s like to be overwhelmed, but you are not alone. i can help you. 
  • please, do not kill all of those people. 
  • we had an epic nerf gun battle. 
  • you have just stumbled upon the most annoying question of the century and you are so young that you do not even realise it. 
  • far too many women burn out trying to do too much before they’re ready. 
  • you can have it all, just not at once and not right away. and not with that hair. use conditioner, for god’s sake. 
  • in the end, you can’t control people. 
  • easy peasy fresh and squeezy. 
  • i suspect that whoever is responsible for these attacks might be curious about you.
  • the fun is just beginning.
  • you cut me off, dude! 
  • watch where you’re going next time! 
  • you cannot lose control like that! 
  • those idiots nearly killed people, and you’re getting mad at me
  • that’s the thing. i am not mad, i am controlling my anger. i suggest you get into the habit. 
  • i’m just glad these two men were only in the hospital, and not in the morgue.
  • call me old-fashioned, but i still prefer male doctors. 
  • i need to find out what really happened to him. you’re the only one who can help us. 
  • we have an executive order forcing you to comply. 
  • game night is the last shred of normalcy that remains in our lives. 
  • maybe the roar of the ocean will drown out the sound of her voice. or maybe it will just drown her. or me. 
  • don’t you think you’ve made enough of a fool of yourself over him for one day?
  • everyone’s noticed how you throw yourself at him. 
  • you should try being a little bit more professional. 
  • it helps when you really know your partner. 
  • it’s like when you see a movie star in person and you’re like ‘is that it?' 
  • i don’t say this often, but i am craving a good fight right now.
  • i’ve invested too much time and effort into this. 
  • i’ve been screaming your name over and over for the past minute and a half. ninety seconds, i have been boiling alive in my office. ninety seconds, each of which, if amortised to reflect my earnings, is worth more than your yearly salary. 
  • don’t talk to me like that! please! i work so hard for you! i don’t ask questions, i don’t complain, and all you do is yell at me and tell me i’m not good enough! and it’s mean! why are you so mean?! 
  • i didn’t mean that. i don’t know what happened. i just snapped. 
  • chop chop.
  • hope no one’s trying to kill me this time. 
  • i’m not the bad guy. 
  • it’s gone rogue, and i need your help to find it. 
  • if you want to prove to me that you’re not the bad guy, then help me find the real one. 
  • 'never trust a man who doesn’t drink, because he’s probably a self-righteous sort– a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time.' 
  • play nice. 
  • you’re not good enough for her. 
  • you ally yourself with people you think are special. but that doesn’t make you special. and i think you know that. 
  • here’s the thing: everybody gets angry. there is no pill that will eradicate this particular emotion. i know this because if there were such a pill, i would be popping those babies like pez. 
  • you apologise too much, which is a separate, although not unrelated, problem.
  • whatever you do, you cannot get angry at work. especially when you’re a girl. 
  • he picked up a chair and he threw it out of the window because somebody missed a deadline. and no, he didn’t open the window first. 
  • that would’ve been professional and cultural suicide.
  • the real key is that you need to figure out what’s really bothering you. 
  • you weren’t really mad at me.
  •  you need to find that anger behind the anger. figure out what’s really making you mad.
  • i’m not gonna let you hurt them!
  • you saved my life. 
  • you let that thing get away- i thought you were on our side. 
  • he used your humanity against you. and now more innocent humans could be in danger. 
  • you seem to only help people if it helps you. 
  • i’ve seen what happens to the selfless. 
  • wow! and i thought rocky balboa practicing on dead cows was cool. 
  • girls are taught to smile and keep it inside. 
  • it’s not like black men are encouraged to be angry in public. 
  • say what you’re mad about and then let the fists fly. 
  • i hate how my emotions get the best of me! 
  • i hate that i’m never gonna have a normal life!
  • i’m realising that being myself doesn’t make me feel more normal. and it never will. 
  • think you can keep your cool this time? 
  • i’m not afraid of my anger anymore. i can use it. channel it to work for me, not against me. 
  • you’ll have to kill me.
  • we are on the same team. 
  • i hope that one day, when you realise what a terrible mistake you’ve made, it won’t be too late.
  • you’re my hero. 
  • you don’t get to talk to her that way. 
  • i understand that you have always been threatened by my success and you try and elevate yourself by denigrating me. 
  • be careful, you might cut yourself. 
  • i’m bleeding.
Coming to Terms [Jason Todd x Reader]

A/N: Okay so I was working on requests and ships and things but this idea just randomly popped in my head and I just had to get it down before I lost it. It’s short and pretty deep. I don’t know where it came from – not angst but deep. (Sorry it’s kinds feels)


It’s hard.

Hard to come to terms.

Come to terms with the feeling of inferiority. Of a mundane life. Of not reaching that story book ending.

In society, those terms are law. But also the shackles that bind you.

Shackle you to a life of seeing a bright spot, almost reaching it, then it gets snuffed out in an instant. Like a wick that just ran out.

That light you chased for days, weeks, months… years.

The light that you almost had in your grasp. But fled into darkness.

A light never to be seen again. Because of life’s unfair terms.

A light cut off from oxygen. Whether that be voluntary, or forced.


A word to describe the way your light was taken from you.

An instant was all it took. An instant to snuff out your chased light. To sign your terms and lock your shackles.

An unbreakable contract.

A door way to seclusion.

A door you thought would forever be locked. The key thrown away and forgotten.

A single instant, and everything you ever wanted disappeared. Turning into just wanting that light back.

A single instant took everything.

The thing is….

You didn’t think a single instant could bring it back. Bring it all back.

But it did. 

Everything was back when you opened the door to see your snuffed out light burning brighter than the sun.

Your light that despite the impossibility, re-ignited.

And this time it chased you, ending up at your welcome mat.

Ending up at it’s home.

Awestruck your light was before you. Leaving you with a simple collection of letters.


anonymous asked:

can I request some random kevin hcs? take your time and tysm🌸

I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen my trinity of Kevin Day posts [x] [x] [x] but I am always ready to talk about this loser :))

  • Nora once mentioned Kevin learning how to play piano and it felt like my Time Had Come
    • it’s so hard for him???
    • piano music (classical especially) usually has really strong and complex melodies in the right hand with simple stuff going on in the left and imagine how FRUSTRATED Kevin gets with it
    • his left hand always goes on too strong
    • the peddle’s too wet
    • the tempo isn’t even
    • and Perfectionist Kevin Day cannot stand it he’s probably never gone through an entire song without screaming at least once
    • (Thea films it and sends it to Andrew, who surprises Neil by actually letting out a bark of laughter)
  • his first year at Palmetto, Kevin convinces himself that taking bio as an elective was a good idea
    • it’s important to know what’s going on in your body, right?
    • (and at least the math’s minimal)
    • except he absolutely hates it
    • the professor’s snobby with him because he isn’t a sciences student
    • Kevin had thought he was good at memorizing things? but apparently not when trying to name all of the different enzymes in the human body
    • (it didn’t help that Andrew got a kick out of scrawling all over his notes with dumb doodles)
    • ((usually drawings of liver tumors and an arrow pointing to it saying “you”))
    • he barely scrapes by and vows to never touch sciences again, until somehow Neil challenges him to try first-year physics in his senior year
  • you know how Neil doodles little fox paws all over his homework? Kevin can draw 30+ different models with their original paintwork by memory
  • imagine him barely conscious and flipping through channels because the only games on are painful to watch
    • somehow he manages to watch an hour’s worth of Ancient Aliens and can’t sort out facts from pseudo-history the next day in class
    • the entire room gasps as he confusedly explains UFO sightings and religion before breaking off halfway in horror
  • probably tmi but goes to the washroom 10+ times a day because he thinks drinking the full recommended 2 liters is a good idea
  • the one and only time Kevin ever managed to beat Neil in running, they found out the next day it was because Neil had fractured something in his ankle and couldn’t play the next game
    • (goddammit, Neil)
  • Kevin once got banned from ever trying to coach little leagues Exy after nearly making 3 kids cry
    • it wasn’t that he was being mean, it’s just that Kevin has a hard time remembering what children are actually capable of doing
    • (also he kept assigning suicides omg)
  • can he cook? not really. but he keeps trying anyways???
  • his birthday in future years involves dinner with Wymack (and sometimes Abby and sometimes all the other Foxes crash)
    • Kevin asks for carrot cake every year and he’s happy enough that usually he’ll refrain from bugging Andrew and Nicky about the amount of extra frosting they squeeze on
Guys, I’m Sorry

Okay, that title made this seem like a super serious thing… which it sort of is, but you really shouldn’t worry too much about it.

I’m going through a really hard time now - like, really hard - so I probably won’t be able to post as much as I’d like to. I’ll still try to write, but I just thought I’d inform you that it’s not that easy for me right now, so the stuff that I write might not be posted as regularly as before, and also, I’m having a hard time coming up with any ideas that wouldn’t be so angsty and sad.

Anyway, thanks! You guys mean a lot to me, I love you all, and I’ll see you soon (if I can get out of this emotional storm soon?) with new shorties! <3

1x5 Heart of Darkness Review


*Somebody told me there was going to be a lot of gay scenes but that didn’t really happen? Unless you count subtext I guess then there was. 

*Okay I’m not even going to lie, the way Mr. Cooper described the blood feud was pretty corny. He sounded way too intense about it or something. 

*Please can we not have Mr. Andrews and Mrs. Lodge have a romance? It’s just really fucking weird to me because I ship Archie and Ronnie so much lol 

*Where the fuck is Jughead living

*On that note, where the heck did he get a suit? 

*That’s it really. I had to think pretty hard to come up with those. 


*REGGIE WAS IN THE EPISODE?? For more than two seconds???

*Reggie was actually properly characterized and shown as being a good friend to Archie with a side of competition? I’m living. 


*Betty, Jughead and Kevin creating a murder board and working to solve Jason’s murder! It reminds me of the Audrey and Noah team up on Scream, and I’m loving it 

*Jughead hiding from an old woman behind Betty literally had me so weak 

*Archie and Valerie are adorable 

*Valerie is amazing 

*Awkward Fred Andrews is adorable and hilarious 

*Veronica and her Mom’s relationship is so sweet. At least there’s one nice Riverdale Mom. 

*The Archie x Ronnie scene was so cute, I was living 

*The Blossom family reminds me of every horror movie family I’ve ever seen. They even have the old woman with the spooky eye. I’m living 

*Great cinematography. I loved it. The Blossom mansion, the spooky cemetery, it was all just so pretty and creepy at the same time. 

*Also great soundtrack 

*I was really digging the whole gothic horror movie vibe in this episode 

Overall thoughts: 

*I fucking called that Polly was probably in a psych ward and not a group home. I knew it

*How will Jughead and Betty contact Polly if 1) they don’t know where she is exactly 2) I’ve been in a psych ward, and outside contact is pretty much a no go so IDK how they will handle that 

*I thought I couldn’t hate a character more than I hate Mrs. Cooper. And then I watched the scenes with Mrs. Blossom :( 

*Does anyone else think Mr. Cooper is too obvious of a suspect? I don’t know. I don’t think they’ll be that obvious. Who knows, though. 

*Is Jennifer Gibson gone for good? I really thought she had more to hide, and that there would be more to her like maybe she was working with the murderer. 

*Give me more Riverdale Gang Murder Investigation Team and I’m hooked 

this is a reminder that you matter. i know most days it feels like you’re nothing, but please don’t ever forget that somebody out there cares about you.

you matter to someone, and maybe it’s in the smallest ways. maybe you gave a homeless man a dollar once three years ago. maybe you told a girl you liked her hair last week. maybe you’ve forgotten, but they haven’t. because you made them feel something that’s hard to come by.

(you made them feel happiness.)

there are people out there who are so happy you exist. i am so happy you exist. if you’re reading this, please know that i care, please know that people do care.

please know that you matter.

don’t ever forget that.

My Favourite Youtubers

So, I had this entry in my head for a while because watching youtube lately has cheered me up so much in the mornings before going to school, specially since I don´t watch TV anymore since a long time ago.. and I spend a lot of time alone.  So watching/listening to nice videos feels so good. And its quite hard to come across good youtubers to follow (in my opinion). So here are some of my favourites! 

In no personal order (I just post as I find them on my list):

julia ling kelleher - She is probably in my top 3 favourite youtubers on earth. she is just an angel, so creative filming either bits of her life or just pieces of her mind.. i think i watched all of her vids in a row when i found her.

janna tew - oh my god i love her, i think luna sent me her video and i fell in love. i wish she posted more often because she inspires me so much.

Hitomi  Mochizuki - she posts lifestyle videos, fashion and most of all I really enjoy her talking while I do things in the background! She has struggled so much with depression in the past, and she shares her point of view in everything without censoring herself I really respect her on that.

LaMadelynn - one of my favourite youtubers by far, she is so creative and she is so down to earth person, I just  love her videos!

Living big in a tiny house - The title says it all, just videos of people living in tiny little houses, and how they struggle (or not!!) to do things inside, and just the way the live inside their small house. Matsuo linked me to this youtube channel and I loved it immediately.

may weaver - another artistic soul

kwak tori - i have no idea what she says sadly but she is super cute!

MOstyle - shes so creative when making videos!

madoka kinoshita - so relaxing to watch her doing art, almost asmr-ish.

iamkareno - She is mostly a fashion/makeup artist that I enjoy watching every now and then! I like her video edits most of all, and the music she picks for her vids.

poppy - I really cant explain poppy but i keep watching her videos, so there you go!

elena sheidlin - I stumbled across her because of trevor brown, the way she makes photography is quite unique imo. Her videos are in russian though, but it´s still interesting to watch.

Laura ribeiro - I looove laura´s japan diaries, it reminds me a little of myself and the way she thinks about life in general. I love her style and since she is a model  she posts so cute outfits too. (she also has a lgbt channel)

sherliza moe - makes such cute alternative makeup tutorials, she is just mesmerizing to watch..

savannah brown - i first found her through her “hi, i am a slut -slam poem” video and i liked how she talks about anxiety and introversion as well.

happy d. artist -   i went through an artist/youtuber follow spree and i found her, i love how she talk about her art process and how she has made her way up to where she is now.

jim reno - i love the way she edits her videos and how creative she is, her videos are mostly in spanish but some of her vids have subs!

princess mei - shes a doll!, i love her outfits and makeup tutorials too.

Broadly - I love documentaries, and this channel is GOLD.

michaela hosp -  i have no idea how i came across her i think it was because of julia ling?, but im soooo glad i did, she is so cute and relaxing to watch..

rachel cobb - i found her through julia as well.. such a cute soul!

taraola - found through julia as well, I LOOOOVE her short videos so much she is so talented, and those aesthetics….

attaka maki -love her vids even when she doesnt post that often..

paulinexelaine  asked:

If training videos will be hard to come up with can you do first impressions? Like how your birds like different food or toys? That would be fun to watch! 😄

It’s not necessarily difficult to come up with training tutorial ideas per-say, I can think of loads of things the birds could learn it’s just a matter of having the consistent time to help keep them learning over a prolonged period of time and get to the end result efficiently and accurately.  It’s super difficult to teach a concept if you can’t train every single day at least once (preferably twice).

I’m not too sure how well a first impression video would go over, their responses are pretty consistent for most things, Zeeby stares at it for a bit, I encourage her to check it out.  Mia stands on the other side of the room going ‘oh no it’s new it’s terrifying’ then as soon as Zeeby goes “oh dang this is a fun thing” Mia goes “IT MINE”.

If I did do one it’d likely be a one time thing or I’d have to find a better format to do it with, i.e learning how to use new foraging toys would be more variable than just a new toy in general.

So not suuuuuuper sure but I will add it to the list and give it more thought

Paladin Internet Headcanons


  • Has an aesthetic blog
  • Secretly a memer
  • Youtube recommendations is full of how-tos/ DIYs and cute cat videos
  • Doesn’t comment often but when he does he always writes a detailed essay
  • Plays shitty flash games at 2am 
  • Lowkey a furry, spends all his money commissioning art of his Galra furry OC


  • His memeing is by no means a secret, to anyone
  • Uses outdated memes ironically but slowly starts using them unironcially
  • Comments nice things on every video he watches, usually short though
  • Former vinestar
  • Sulked for two months when vine shut down
  • Sulked for three months when he heard Club Penguin was shutting down
  • Google hisory is full of either beauty tip searches or random crap like “do elephants have dreams”
  • Lurks on anime forums


  • Facebook dad 
  • Has all social media just so he can like all the other paladins’ posts and write supportive comments 
  • “Keith, how do you take a screenshot?“ 
  • Edits the grammar of Wikipedia articles
  • Once posted a picture of himself and it became a meme
  • The others have hidden this fact from him to this day


  • The hacker known as 4chan 
  • Snapchats quality memes to Lance 
  • “Rosalind Franklin was one of the most underappeciated geniuses of her time, take a fuckin sip babes.”
  • Likes online strip comics
  • Stays up all night reading 200k word sci-fi fanfics 
  • Does PC building tutorials 
  • In love with online RPGs


  • Always has those beautiful food instagram posts 
  • Helps people with homework over the internet like a precious bean
  • Programs software in his spare time
  • Actual pro at
  • Helps Pidge with gathering parts for the PC building tutorials
  • He’s also the cameraman and occasionally gives witty commentary
  • Spotify playlists are always on point