come back donald

IF YOU VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP I HOPE YOURE HAPPY CAUSE YOURE FUCKED JUST AS MUCH AS THE REST OF US ASSHOLE

remember how trump supporters/third-party voters loved to bring up trump’s isolationist foreign “policy” as a reason why he would be the a better president than mean old “killary”?

well, in a speech he held at CIA’s headquarters on jan. 21, your new orange fascist president openly informed the CIA, in front of several TV cameras, that he may start another iraq war just to steal their oil

and no, i’m not exaggerating, that’s literally what he said:

Trump also asserted his oft-stated belief that the United States bungled its exit from the country by not taking Iraq’s oil. “If we kept the oil, we wouldn’t have had ISIS in the first place,” Trump reasoned, saying that was how the Islamic State terrorist group made its money.

“The old expression, to the victor belong the spoils,” Trump said. He added, “We should’ve kept the oil. But, okay, maybe we’ll have another chance.” -  source [x]

so great job guys!

clearly trump was the lesser of two evils

Donald Trump may visit UK this month, but date ‘being kept secret to avoid protests’ “It is likely it will be hastily arranged and it is possible no official confirmation of his visit will be given until at least 24 hours before to stop any large-scale protests against his visit from being mobilised.”

Oh, that is hilarious. It doesn’t take people 24 hours to reach London. There will be protests and I’ma’ be watching it live and enjoying every moment. Also, can I just say, they keep saying they’ll move his visit around to here and there.. People are going to protest no matter where he goes.

Scottish people know how to protest! AND WILL! The time to ban Donald Trump from coming is over… Now all we can do is enjoy ourselves as he gets chased out of the country by protesters. And we shall enjoy ourselves! 

  • Someone: Donald Trump is an asshole. I wish he wasn't the president of the USA.
  • Me: Yes that's true.
  • Someone: Donald Trump is going to round up the LGBT people and put them in gas chambers, he's going to go in a tank and murder all the pee oh sees, he's going to shoot disabled people and rape all the women and get rid of abortion and America is going to become North Korea and we are going to die and I want to kms-
  • Me: NO. NO THIS IS A LIE. STOP FEAR MONGERING HOLD ON A SECOND
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“In doing that, [we’ll] put him in emotionally vulnerable places,“ Eisendrath said. "By putting him in those positions, it will give Liz an opportunity to reach out to him and support him in a way that will deepen their relationship." [x]