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12x14 | The Raid

Always remember: Telling your mother that if she wants to be treated like family she needs to start acting like it, i.e. not betray you, endanger your life etc., this is exactly the same thing as demanding she make you lunch and kiss you good night.

actually yknow what fuck it. no ones forcing people to care about m/f relationships we’re talking about the biphobic treatment in this fandom and how lance’s bisexuality doesn’t really matter unless he’s in a relationship with another guy, and how fujoshis hate women getting in the way of a m/m ship. that’s what we’re asking you to care about, not ships

1.“How did you managed to lose a thirty years old man in a supermarket?”

2.“Don’t you dare walk away from me!”

3.“You can’t live by quoting emo bands for the rest of your life”

4. “What’s up with her?”
“March 22”
“Oh God”

5. “Why would his husband kill him?”

6. “There’s no other way of making easy money. ”

“You never thought about prostitution, did you?”

7. “And she stole my last bit of–”
“Hope?”
“Chocolate”

8. “I may be a hacker but I’m no murderer.”
“The term is hunter”
“Don’t correct me”

9. “I’m sorry but Obama’s not coming back”

10.“You don’t drown people in public pools”

11.“Can we pass today’s ‘How to be a murderer’ lesson?”

12.“He’s gonna be fine”
“You threw him in a well!”

13.“I haven’t slept in six months, do you really want to put up with me?”

14.“Go home, you’re drunk”

15.“Stop touching my hair!”
“But it’s so soft!”

16.“We’re not going to a church with you dressed like that”

17.“I never thought of reading The Bible but I might rethink this life choice. And all my other life choices. I think I’m going in existential crisis, bye”

18.“Hello, hello! Can you hear me?”
“Stop quoting Lana del Rey, for the love of God!”

19.“It’s only interesting if you’re talking about Fall Out Boy”

20.“I’m not high, I’m just really tired”
21.“Don’t broke into people’s houses!”
“How’d you got here again?”

22.“I may be dangerous but have you met my wife?”

23.“Are you silently judging me?”

“Of course not, if I judge people I’ll make sure they hear me”

24.“I’m scared of her.”
“She’s nineteen”
25.“Don’t yell at me! When people yell at me I start yelling at people and I’m not sure you want to hear a Romanian yelling at you!”

26.“You did what?”

27.“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, I’m saying she’s a… power digger”

28.“Can you stop crying?”
“MCR broke up four years ago, what do you mean stop crying?”

29.“The bad guy’s in jail, my uncle is in the Hospital recovering and I finally got my cigarettes back”

30.“We found her playing guitar in a Devil’s Trap”

31.“I don’t react good after earthquakes and you know it!”

32.“Why do you have a photo of you in Nazi clothes?”
“Aesthetic”

33.“I’m not saying you’re too old for the internet, I’m saying you’re too old to be cool on the internet.”

34.“Why is our sink made out of jelly and why is there orange juice instead of water?”

35.“You should really start packing your– Is that my laptop?”

36.“Is your brother in law seriously Satan?”

37.“Why do the Greek Gods have a restraining order against you?”

38.“What do you mean that’s not how to get tumblr popular?”

39.“Don’t listen to them, lyrics spam is always the answer.”

40.“How ‘bout you give up?”

I think it hit at the end

Hercules: I’m going to ask out Lafayette!

Alexander: Good luck!

*Hercules comes back 10 seconds later*

Alexander: So?

Hercules: HE SMILED AT ME AND I FROZED UP!

Alexander: You can’t be serious!

When they bring the Mondasian Cybermen back, I really hope that they actually speak like regular people having a conversation instead of the constant “delete” and “you will be upgraded” (although it might actually be interesting to hear that latter one at least once, as a sort of chilling nod to their future). It would be such a waste of their voices and their creepiness to relegate them to acting like the modern versions. The point of what made them so horrifying was that they weren’t completely robotic yet and I hope the writing follows through on that.

I’m now imagining Harry wreaking havoc in school looking for the Mirror of Erised after Sirius died. If he has seen his parents there, he can see Sirius one last time, too. Right? 

He is promising himself if he could just find the damned mirror, he would just use it once, he wouldn’t come back for it. Just 10 minutes, it’s all he wants. Just one last chance to see his Godfather with his parents.