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You Have To Work [ Training ] , I tried to do it almost every day ,this is why I’m In top-level many many years .
When i was 12 years old people told me : Cristiano You are so talented but you are so Skinny , and I put it in my mind , we can prove the body […] So I’m Improving myself .
I’m not doing that kind of work because I have to , because It’s part of me
-Cristiano Ronaldo : Nike Free Trainer 3.0

And the Award for Best One-Liner of the Night goes to...

I’m going to zip-tie a can of Reddi Whip to a CNC machine

…and outline my body with it

…like a delicious crime scene.

*Submitted by  themagicnumbat