could you imagine the money fox could make if they just decided to do a full reboot of x-men or just give it back to marvel.

they could make fuckin GROOT money if they utilized kitty pryde with her purple dragon lockheed. GROOT MONEY. imagine a lil shoulder dragon. people would eat that shit up.

give us hogwarts vibes at xavier’s school with kitty, jean, illyana, colussus, cylcopes, etc. we don’t want confusing ass plot lines where u HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD just give us the x-men.

You Can Thank Me By Going Out With Me

Marvel (Deadpool) One Shot

Characters: [GENDER NEUTRAL] Reader x Wade Wilson + Colossus & Ellie Phimister

Warnings: swearing and violence

Request: “Could you do a one shot where the reader is a metahuman and a ‘ally’ of colussus and ellie (not really a friend but more of someone who helps out) and deadpool persistently asking for the reader’s number, flirts and asks him/her to go out with him. Hope it makes sense! Ty!!” - anonymous

Word Count: 968

A/N: first deadpool one shot i think ?? sorry it’s a lil short, didn’t really know where to go with this

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Hanging On


Anon Request: Deadpool x reader where the reader has a biokenisis power where she can affect the biology of living things (make them move/change physically how she wants) and is able to heal Wade. Vanessa had broken up with Wade and once she heals him he leaves to try and get her back (she expecting him to). She leaves for a while to try and get over her feelings and Weasle explains to Wade why she left when he asks where she was lately. Hope that makes sense!

A/N: I cannot apologize enough for this super late catch up on responses- life just happened but thank god for a holiday weekend! I will be writing more now so requests will be filled! I love you all!!!

Warning: Swearing because THIS IS DEADPOOL PEOPLE!

Originally posted by marvelheroes

Having a power sucked because everyone who knew you had one believed you were a superhero- you were super, but you weren’t a hero.

Project X was a fun little vacation your mind tried to block but the damn memories kept seeping through- the power reminder was the biggest trigger. Tortured beyond comprehension for days on end by Ajax, you finally broke and your power appeared like a nuclear bomb on your brain. As soon as you were conscious again, you discovered the biokenisis- you could move shit with your mind!

You knew most people thought that shit was epic but it was a sign of your weakness, you had failed to stay strong against the regime of Project X. The only redeeming thing about that hell was meeting Wade Wilson, he was hilarious and tried so hard to make you laugh, even when you were both exhausted from the agony.

“Hey Y/N?” he would ask you from his bed across the room.

“Yeah Wade” you answered, already knowing it was going to be a stupid joke.

“What do you call a cheap circumcision?” he chuckled prematurely.

“What?” you`d smile, looking at the ceiling.

“A rip off” he guffawed at his own joke.

“Jesus, Wade” you`d complain but laugh anyway.

He was the burst of light in this hellhole.

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These are some of my favorite Seamonkey pictures, and when I listen to these songs. They remind me of the pictures perfectly ;P

I WILL PUT UP A LIST OF ARTISTS CREDS.( reverse image search is a pain )

1. BlueFoxMusic - Colossus

2. Katy Perry - Roar

3. Katy Perry - Dark Horse (No Rap Edit)

4. Beyoncé - Love on Top

5. Beyoncé - Crazy In Love (Feat. JayZ)

6. Bruno Mars - Treasure

7. Bruno Mars - Runaway Baby

B O N U S   T R A C K

8. Gregory & The Hawk - Moenie and Kitchi (Album)


Part 1 ————————————> ;P


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