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The Red :// Code + Preview

A simple contained theme with a topbar. Actually a revamp of a theme i released in 2015 but quickly took down as the previous version had many errors and bugs.

Features:

  • Contained theme
  • 350px posts only
  • 150 x 150px sidebar-image
  • Up to 7 custom links

Please note:

  • Optimized for google chrome on 1366 x 768px resolution ; it should work fine on other sizes and browsers too
  • Please like/reblog if using/considering
    Do not imitate or steal parts of it
    Do not redistribute or claim as yours
    Do not remove my credits

Any questions or troubles?

Put them here!

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buffyverse + lyrics  |  Slayers + The Sharpest Lives

You’re the one that I need / I’m the one that you loathe

Theme Information

  • Austere Theme
  • Header Image (1050x150) - can change background color
  • Sidebar Image (200x200)
  • Can change colors (background, links, navigation, post, etc..)
  • 600 width post (HighRes)
  • with four custom links
  • one column post
  • not infinite scroll (with pagination)
  • with Instagram & Twitter widget
  • with scroll to top button

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Rose Scent Breeze - Theme :// Code + Preview

Im back from my coding-hiatus with a completely new theme! This one is a very cute and compact contained theme. It’s inspired by Red Velvet’s upcoming comeback “The Red”!

Features:

  • 300px posts only
  • 150 x 150px sidebar pic
  • 8 custom links in total
  • Almost every color is customizable
  • Normal pagination

Please note:

  • Optimized for google chrome on 1366 x 768px resolution ; it should work fine on other sizes and browsers too
  • Please like/reblog if using/considering
    Do not imitate or steal parts of it
    Do not redistribute or claim as yours
    Do not remove my credits

Any questions or troubles?

Put them here!

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Hummingbird - Theme // Preview 1 + code

A really cute and simple Theme with quite a few options to customize it to your liking~

It’s optimized for Google Chrome on 1366 x 768px resolution, but it should work on other sizes and browsers aswell!

  • Please like/reblog if using/considering
  • Do not imitate or steal parts of it
  • Do not redistribute or claim as yours
  • Do not remove my credits
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BabyBaechu-Theme // Preview + Code

A really cute and tiny theme! It’s a tinier and cuter version of my Baechu-theme! Remember to keep the title short when using or it will overflow!

  • Please like/reblog if using/considering
  • Do not imitate or steal parts of it
  • Do not redistribute or claim as yours
  • Do not remove my credits

anonymous asked:

Could you make a chart for the fatality of bullet wounds please?

Sure, nonny! Happy to help! Sorry this took me a while, but here you go…

[Table: “Area Shot” in one column, “Potential Lethality” in another. “Area Shot” column lists body parts: head, chest, abdomen, upper arm, upper leg, forearm, lower leg, hand, foot. “Potential Lethality” lists “potentially lethal” in all rows.]

You see why I had so many problems answering this ask, anon?

In all seriousness, I wanted to use this to prove a point. Gunshots anywhere on the body have the potential to be fatal.

I’ll give you the classic EMS paradox that’s been taught to me during training. You come up on a scene with a man unconscious on the floor. In point of fact he’s in cardiac arrest.

Of course, you start CPR and strip him  down naked and check for wounds, because that’s a thing you do in EMS. But the only thing you find is a gunshot wound in the palm of his hand. Entry, no exit. Small little hole, little bit of a powder burn.

What the hell happened?

What the hell happened is, he was trying to stop himself from getting shot, reached out, and occluded the muzzle with his hand. The bullet traveled under the skin, up the outstretched arm, up into the shoulder, where it lodged in and deflated the lung, and the person died.  

This is supposedly based on a real case (note: I’m too lazy to verify this), which only proves the point that real life is stranger than fiction.

But a GSW to the hand doesn’t have to have some magical properties to be potentially fatal. In addition to the ever-present threat of complications such as sepsis, there’s also the fact that the radial artery is right. there. The wrist isn’t far from the hand, and bullets and bones have strange and almost miraculous relationships when it comes to trajectory.

The same is true in the foot, only more so, because hard floor surfaces tend to generate ricochets, and the bullet could simply go through the foot, ricochet off the floor, and come up and hit, say, the dorsalis pedis artery, or an artery in the ankle, and cause a life threatening bleed.

Now, just because something is potentially lethal doesn’t mean it automatically is lethal. Once upon a time I wrote a post about survivable headshot wounds: Headshots: They’re Not Always Lethal (Yes, Really)

And just because a bullet to the hand CAN cause laceration to the radial artery (or even a pneumothorax!) doesn’t mean it will. People can get shot in the chest and live. People can get shot in the chest and die. Most leg wounds can be taken care of at home (if it’s a clean through-and-through with minimal bleeding). Some leg wounds will be fatal inside of 10 minutes (femoral artery) or will require years of rehab (femur or femoral nerve injury).

This is why I have such a hard time writing about gunhots, even though they’re HEAVILY requested (though you guys seem to have a thing for arrows and drownings lately….)

I hope this helped, but I suspect I’ve been supremely unhelpful.

xoxo, Aunt Scripty

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Seulgi.OS - Theme // Preview + Code

A really minimal but colorful and cute theme. This one is based off of my personal theme and has many similar features! It comes with 400px wide posts only, a fixed topbar with 5 links and lots of options for customization, i hope you enjoy it!

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  • Do not imitate or steal parts of it
  • Do not redistribute or claim as yours
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Pool - Theme // Preview 1 + code

A pretty and minimal theme, perfect for aesthetic or colorcoding blogs!

400px posts only, normal pagination, up to 6 links and a description that appears when you hover over the title! Don’t make the title longer than 7 characters or else it won’t look good~

It’s optimized for Google Chrome on 1366 x 768px resolution, but it should work on other sizes and browsers aswell!

  • Please like/reblog if using/considering
  • Do not imitate or steal parts of it
  • Do not redistribute or claim as yours
  • Do not remove my credits

Hydrangea 2.0 - Theme :// Code + Preview | Preview 2

This is an updated version of my theme Hydrangea. The original code has been replaced by the new one which contains additional features and an upgraded design.

There is a customization-guide for this theme, please consider reading it if you plan on using this theme!

Features:

  • 250px posts on the index-page ; 400px posts on the permalinks-page
  • 470 x 170px header
  • 5 custom links in total
  • Almost every color is customizable
  • Normal pagination

Please note:

  • Optimized for google chrome on 1366 x 768px resolution ; it should work fine on other sizes and browsers too
  • Please like/reblog if using/considering
    Do not imitate or steal parts of it
    Do not redistribute or claim as yours
    Do not remove my credits

Any questions or troubles?

Put them here!

I hope no one is expecting me to drive them today because my only passenger is this huge aquarium in my car that I’m driving back to the store to return.

I buckled it in like a person.