columbus blues jackets

When you have your main teams you support but you also love specific players in the other teams and because you love them you kinda love their team too, so you're stuck loving all the teams like the hoe that you are
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stanley cup playoffs + @ao3tagoftheday / @ao3tags

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HOCKEY PLAYERS LOOKING SO DAMN FUCKING FINE LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. LIKE TAKE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GOLD CHAIN THAT PEAKS OUT OF YOUR JERSEY AND GIVE ME A SECOND TO TAKE A DEEP BREATHE, SIT DOWN AND SIP SOME WATER BEFORE I FUCKING HYPERVENTILATE FROM YOUR STUPID GOOD LOOKING FACE AND BODY AND FUCKING GREAT PERSONALITY THAT HAS STUPID ASS TENDENCIES. LIKE GET OUT OF HERE AND GIVE ME A SECOND TO FUCKING BREATHE FUCKING HELL.
Thoughts on this year’s first round match ups

Eastern Conference

  • Capitals vs Leafs: These youths just dragged this team to the playoffs only to have to face a playoff machine that can only be stopped by the second round wow ;(
  • Penguins vs Blue Jackets: They gonna kill each other. Blood. Bones. Injuries. NHL Player Safety. It’s going to be mayhem and murder.
  • Habs vs Rangers: Can’t wait to see what Ranger player Price takes down this time
  • Sens vs Bruins: I always forget about the Sens existence ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Western Conference

  • Hawks vs Preds: WOW IT’S LIKE I WATCH THIS EVERY DAMN YEAR EVERY DAMN YEAR AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA SO MUCH FUN AHDHADJHASF  i’m so tired of this matchup fuck
  • Wild vs Blues: only one of these teams has Cool Dad Vlad on it and it’s the one that better win 
  • Ducks vs Flames: LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKS THE FLAMES BETTER WIN THIS SHIT 
  • Oilers vs Sharks: Can’t wait for the Oilers management to fuck this up somehow 
NHL 2017 Playoff Team Titles

The Anaheim “We can win a Game 7 if we believe!” Ducks

The Boston “Are top player is still a jerk” Bruins

The Calgary “Beer, saved are season” Flames

The Chicago “We’re the new Red Wings of the west” Blackhawks

The Columbus “Officer Bobrovsky is on the case!” Blue Jackets

The Edmonton “Remember that time we tanked for 10 years?” Oilers

The Minnesota “The number 7 is banned for the whole playoffs” Wild

The Montreal “I hope Price punches Chris Kreider” Canadiens

The Nashville “Time for PK Subban to shine” Predators

The New York “We rule that State of New York” Rangers

The Ottawa “We aren’t pesky anymore” Senators

The Pittsburgh “HBK LINE! ASSEMBLE! *Transformation Sequence*” Penguins

The San Jose “One of the Joe’s is still Captain, so we should we it all” Sharks

The St. Louis “Remember when people thought we could win the cup?” Blues

The Toronto “Backstreet’s Back, Alright!” Maple Leafs

The Washington “Good thing we didn’t hit that panic button, right?” Capitals

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Everyone seemed to like my previous playoff post, so I decided to post an update. I also added a bracket!

I used a wide array of Tombow Dual Brush and Pigma Micron pens.