columbus blue jackets jersey

Hockey Penalties and other phrases

  • Too many men = too much man.
  • Icing = skate too slow, team too tired
  • “Play is under review” = 4 blind men didn’t see the play and now will spend 15 minutes trying to revive their eyesight.
  • Off-sides = skate too fast, no goal for you, dumb af
  • High sticking = stick to yourself, no one wants your stick in their face.
  • Goaltender Interference = no idea, such bullshit.
  • Roughing = too touch, much bad touch
  • Game Misconduct = very bad touch
  • Fighting = slight scuffle, mostly hugs.
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New Jerseys being released this month

When your favorite player isn't protected

Originally posted by somenerdthing

Credit to the hockey news.

Here’s the current playoff possibility for each team and possible match up.

NHL Coach Lingo

  • “Day-to-day” = damnit man, I’m a coach not a doctor.
  • “Lower body injury” = could be a toe, could be a knee, could be the groin, could be diarrhea.
  • “We’re not worried” = we’re losing but I can’t very well say ‘we’re boned’ on TV.
  • When asked how they plan on scoring: “uh, you know, we’re just gonna hockey harder than the other team and hope hockey happens. We can play hockey but we need to play hockier hockey.”
  • “We lost because we didn’t score” = I’m literally only here so I won’t get fined.
  • “We lost but there’s another game so we just have to play” = boys are bag skating tomorrow, nothing but bag skating.
  • After getting interviewed by Pierre McGuire: “I would love to stuff that mic up your nose.”
  • “We just need to bring our A game” = I’m literally just gonna be praying to the hockey God’s the whole game.

watching these preseason hockey games got me feeling some type of way

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I got hyped for no reason

Me when Vegas starts making its picks...

Originally posted by toomanyfandomsblog

since the new partnership with adidas, the teams in the photo are expected to get new designs for the jerseys. may your teams jersey changes only be slight. 🙏🙏🙏

edit: keep in mind that all third jerseys/ alternate jerseys are no more so say goodbye

edit 2: only way third jersey/ alternate jerseys are being kept is if they choose it over the away or home jersey. so basically each team only has 2 jerseys now

They’re here.

All 31 brand new Adidas Hockey jerseys, unveiled.

yall i’m looking for some more homies to follow so if you post red wings, capitals, devils, jets, predators or like pretty much anyone else smash that like/reblog button

Not just anybody can be a hockey fan, this breed of human is cut from a rare cloth.
One who can endure 82 games of the highest highs and lowest lows
This is complete dedication to a sport and a life style that we love
The rest of the world rejoices at the arrival of summer but not us
Its arrival means a lonely 4 months without ice
But every October when our men of winter return so does the fire in our hearts
The return of hockey makes it burn like surface of the sun
The only fire that will never melt ice
— 

Home opener for the Colorado Avalanche (2014)

Here’s to waiting for October

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