Hockey Penalties and other phrases
- Too many men = too much man.
- Icing = skate too slow, team too tired
- “Play is under review” = 4 blind men didn’t see the play and now will spend 15 minutes trying to revive their eyesight.
- Off-sides = skate too fast, no goal for you, dumb af
- High sticking = stick to yourself, no one wants your stick in their face.
- Goaltender Interference = no idea, such bullshit.
- Roughing = too touch, much bad touch
- Game Misconduct = very bad touch
- Fighting = slight scuffle, mostly hugs.