NHL 2015-2016 Season Summed Up So Far
  • NHL:*Changes All-Star Format to a weird division separated 4-team bracket 3-on-3 extravaganza*
  • NHL:*Blames Alex Galchenyuk for drawing attention to himself for getting physically abused by his girlfriend*
  • NHL:*Allows the fans to vote for captains of each all-star team*
  • Fans:We want John Scott in the game
  • NHL:lol we don't want him in the game
  • NHL:*Tries to get a player the fans voted in kicked out by trading him to a minor league team in another country, causing him to abandon his wife in Arizona who was 7-months pregnant with twins*
  • Fans:Yo wtf bring him back
  • NHL:He'll ruin the integrity of the All-Star game
  • Fans:Who tf cares bring him back
  • NHL:lol jk we wanted him here the whole time
  • NHL:*Brings in celebrity musicians that only Nashville locals know of*
  • NHL:*has every challenge in the skills competition be sponsored by something*
  • NHL:*has Jerseys sponsored by "Liquid Gold" mac n' cheese*
  • NHL:*has the music "stars" be "celebrity coaches"*
  • Wife of Random Celebrity:Lol I give backrubs to the players that score xD so funny
  • NHL to John Scott before the All-Star game:Is this something your family would be proud of?
  • NHL:*partners up with MLB to fix a website that was never broken*
  • NHL:*introduces NHL.TV*
  • NHL.TV:*Crashes, has poor video quality, restricts videos to people outside of local zip codes*
  • Fans:wtf why isn't this working
  • NHL:lol sorry