colorguard memes

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“You don’t choose the Chologuard life, the Chologuard life chooses you.”

  • My friend: *In a crowd and can't find me* This calls for drastic measures
  • My friend: *Uses hands as a megaphone* COLORGUARD ISN'T A REAL SPORT AND ONLY PATHETIC NERDS DO IT
  • Me: *Appears from crowd shouting* LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKER IT IS AN ACTUAL SPORT AND I WILL FIGHT YOU OVER THIS
  • My friend: There she is
  • Me: *continues yelling*