Replay: These 5 young cuties confess their love over a smooth beat and relaxing melody with controlled
but beautiful vocals. They got to dance
in a set version of a dance room that was 10x better than the one they actually
used at SM to practice, and Taemin’s hair was tragic, but his dance moves were magic.
Love Like Oxygen: A lot of growling, but at least no one’s
hair was broken and a mess. Slick chair
choreography and matching open vests. No one had a clue what the set design was
supposed to be and they all kept walking away but looking back over their
A.Mi.Go: So a girl
steals Minho’s magical light that keeps him from seeing in color and he’s like “Um
no chick that light wasn’t cheap, SM said if I lost it I would have to add an
extra 5 years on my contract, so give it back” but she said no and ran. He chased her while the rest of the guys sang and didn’t help. But it was cool
because when he was running he decided maybe he should start acting irl. Then
he caught up with the girl, and after some longing looks she gave the light
back, and then he just stood there awkwardly touching her.
Juliette: Ooh look! Another song that Jonghyun starts! Go
figure. Minho’s pants choice was unfortunate and bulky accessorized shades were
all the rage. No one even dies or gets hurt in a song about one of the saddest
tales in literature. Tie-dyed shirts were brought back even though no
one really asked for them to reappear in the mainstream limelight.
Ring Ding Dong: The best song in Kpop history hands down. 5
super cool bad boys ride the rhythm of funky beats right into our hearts. Featuring confused stair climbing and seductive
water dancing. Brought such innovative lines as:
We wanna go rocka,
rocka, rocka, rocka, rocka, rock (so fantastic) go rocka, rocka, rocka, rocka,
rocka, rock (so elastic) fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, elastic,
elastic, elastic, elastic”
A lyrical masterpiece which depth goes so far as to leave
you questioning your very identity and place in this world. Genius.
Lucifer: Okay since
dancing in front of one car in Ring Ding Dong went so well we should totes do
it in front of 3 and REALLY blow minds dude! Bring back that weird light thing
from A.Mi.Go and shave one side of Key’s hair completely…trust me it will be
the best hair decision he ever made! Do you have some dull scissors? Okay good
because we need to cut Minho’ hair in the dark too. Just get the same writer
who gave us our iconic English lines in Ring Ding Dong and we’ll call it a day!
Hello: Onew’s smile melted your heart, as he and the rest of
the guys confessed their love in the middle of a street while changing clothes,
and hairstyles at least 7 times. Little known fact that this was one of the
first recorded documentations of someone doing the *whip* dance and even the
booty shake made popular by NCT U made its first appearance here as well.
Sherlock: SHINee’s Back.
A museum that houses things that have already been found is a wonderful
place to look for something out in the open with a magnifying glass! And oh floors that just happened to be good for
dancing too! How convenient. Give Taemin a weave but only in certain scenes
because consistency is for lames. Have a girl appear and disappear for mystery
and so that the boys can give their smoldering stares to the camera. The Shawols will dig it like crazy.
Dream Girl: SHINee’s back…..again. Taemin started a song and
thus began his world take over. Not quite sure if their clothing was matching
but I’ll let it slide. Onew cleaned the
floor with his body, Jonghyun blessed our ears with a vocal roll to slay the
angels, and everyone kept falling onto a giant trampoline.
Why So Serious?: The
harmonies were on point as they danced in front of yet another abstract set
design. Pretty dope suits and coats for you fashion lovers, but no one dressed
up like the Joker causing the video to fall a half a point. 99% chance that you’ll
want a top hat by the end of it.
Everybody: The amount of guyliner used caused a temporary
shortage in Korea. Taemin wanted to show everybody he and his body were now of age. Proved that
the statement “Women can’t resist a guy in uniform” is totally true. Didn’t
really make sense but when do these vids ever? The dancing was next level and
iconic and it’s impossible to listen to without nodding your head at least
once. The “DJ” and “Zombie” dance really
pushed this song to the cream of the crop.
Colorful: Awhh it’s Christmas! So let’s make a cute little
song and use old footage from our Dream Girl & Everybody MVs. You want more?? Okay well we’ll throw in some old
concert footage and sing directly to the camera, while wearing cute coats on
the outside of our shoulders….More?? OKAY LET’S EVEN THROW IN A CAKE AT THE
END! If you don’t feel somewhat emotional after all that you must be dead.
View: Proves that being kidnapped can be fun, if it’s by sexy
foreigners with model bodies and flowing hair. Why be nice to your fans and
make a video where we can actually see your faces when you can just use a
blinding light effect instead? Show skin
and hold beer bottles just in case anyone forgot that we’re grown now and needs a reminder.
Married to the Music: The song that made you realize that
maiming people for life is fun, and that 99% of SHINee’s bodies are utterly useless when you want to make your dream man. Beheadings,
confetti ,plus awkward ponytails make for a perfect horror party. Probs should do a
background check on the music you choose marry while you still have your whole body