colored plastic cups

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Inspired by and directly referenced from Mina Myoung of 1MILLION Dance Studio and her choreography for “Good Kisser” by Usher.

Dedicated to @thesearchingastronaut, whose many Voltron and Klance drawings brighten my LIFE, to my friends who cheered me on, and to @klancebabes for their very encouraging tag on the WIP.

I spend so much in Target, sometimes I look at my bank statement and think,someone stole my ATM card.

Then I realize, Oh, shit. That was actually just me, three times last week.

Target knows what’s up. They entice you with brightly-colored plastic and seasonal cups that will either: A. break or B. get lost – probably within a week of purchase. And that’s just the tip of the skillfully-crafted, Orla Kiely-iceberg. Target has devised ways to steal your money – like some kind of commercial conglomerate ninja – all while making you think it was your idea.

See all 10 ways here.

Customer stranded on an island probably:

  • will be whining about the only source of clean water is not fresh and the lack of ice. 
  • will bitch about the lack of colorful plastic cup. (“But…  this one is pink. I need a male plastic cup!!”)
  • will be covered in mosquitos and then will complain that same insects are not in the size they wanted.
  • try to sue somebody for the sunburn even when they are the one who walk under the sun without protection.

((Can we have som kind of tag for these games, please?? Thank you so much for you attention.))