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HOCKEY PLAYERS LOOKING SO DAMN FUCKING FINE LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. LIKE TAKE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GOLD CHAIN THAT PEAKS OUT OF YOUR JERSEY AND GIVE ME A SECOND TO TAKE A DEEP BREATHE, SIT DOWN AND SIP SOME WATER BEFORE I FUCKING HYPERVENTILATE FROM YOUR STUPID GOOD LOOKING FACE AND BODY AND FUCKING GREAT PERSONALITY THAT HAS STUPID ASS TENDENCIES. LIKE GET OUT OF HERE AND GIVE ME A SECOND TO FUCKING BREATHE FUCKING HELL.

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REBLOG if you’re a hockey ONLY blog, and I’ll follow you
a couple of random posts are ok, but NO politics, NO equality rants, etc
Just clean cut hockey (all I want on my dash is hockey)

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I got hyped for no reason

Yay Hockey! 

NHL players are just aggressive handsome gems who are all a bunch of momma's boy
Types of hockey players
  • ageless vampires
  • evil goblins
  • nice goblins
  • mediaval woodcutters
  • Rapunzels made in Ikea
  • real skating tanks
  • kindergarden gangsters
  • poker face protagonists
  • Professor Snape’s clones
  • nonstop erupting volcanos
  • “can I show you I don’t shoot just pucks and not just into net?”-ones
  • Alex Ovechkin

July 7, 2010

With the score tied at seven in the bottom of the ninth at Coors Field, Rockies catcher Chris Iannetta makes Evan MacLane’s major league debut memorable when he leads off the inning with a game-ending home run off the 27-year-old rookie. MacLane is the first hurler to surrender a game-winning homer to the first major league batter he faces since San Diego’s right-hander J.J. Trujillo accomplished the dubious deed in his major league debut, allowing Baltimore’s Tony Batista to end a game with a round-tripper in 2002.