cologne wars

I tried to watch the video and realized auto-generated closed captions were on when this popped up on my screen. Now I can’t help but think of the Jedi and the clones spraying Chanel no. 4 at Dooku and the droids, who spray Ralph Lauren Polo Blue Eau de Parfum back at our heroes. Dooku’s too classy to spray anything less.

@forcearama, what else you got?

hi, emily! it’s your good friend maddie here! hope you’re having a beautiful day!!!! 😘

listen

I know you think your cute face and adorable smile are going to distract me from what I’m about to do.

but you are underestimating me.

and my bags are packed

and my fluffy travel coat and high-heeled glittery travel boots are on

and I am finger-snapping out my door

I am jazz-handsing down my road

I am GETTING ON A PLANE TO WHERE YOU LIVE

AND I AM GOING TO SET FIRE TO THAT MANGO

What they smell like

Maul: Bonfire in a field (probably filled with flowers)

Obi Wan Kenobi: Lemons 

Qui Gon Jinn: Musky Vanilla

Anakin Skywalker: Cinnamon 

Luke Skywalker: nutmeg and caramel

Han Solo: Cologne, but classy cologne

“War-torn Cologne Cathedral stands out of the devastated area on the west bank of the Rhine, in Cologne, Germany, April 24, 1945. The railroad station and the Hohenzollern Bridge, at right, are completely destroyed after three years of Allied air raids.”

(AP)