What the signs would do with a time machine
Aries: Would go back and kick Christoffer Colmbus’s ass
Taurus: Would get the winning lottery numbers
Gemini: Would pick up Cleopatra, a dinosaur and Martin Luther King, and then they’d fight crime together.
Cancer: Would go to high school with their parents, to see what they were like when they were teenagers
Leo: Would take some technology with them and use it to wow people and make them worship them like a god
Virgo: Would go back and actually do something useful, like prevent 9/11
Libra: Would go forward just a few months to check out the trends, then be a trendsetter in our time
Scorpio: Would totally have a threesome with Marylin Monroe and Joe Dimaggio
paint and carve naughty things in caves, just to freak out today’s
Capricorn: Would just go a few months into the future to get that album/video game that won’t come out ‘till then.
Aquarius: Would go 300 years into the future and come back with proof of alien existence
Pisces: Would try to make friends with historical figures, and probably flirt with the cute ones