college world series softball

Me when I come in late to work tomorrow:

“Sorry, boss, last night was the longest Women’s College World Series softball game in history with 17 innings and as a queer woman AND an alum I’m doubly contractually obligated to watch it. Sorry, I don’t make the rules I just follow them.”

Softball pitcher Taryne Mowatt won the 2007 Women’s College Softball World Series with the Arizona Wildcats. Mowatt was named Most Outstanding Player of the tournament. She would go on to win the ESPYs for Best Female Athlete and Best Female College Athlete.