college problems

To all my freshman babies who are panicking right now about how much your college textbooks cost: Yeah, you’re right, that’s some highway robbery. No, you don’t have to lie down and take it. You have options. Follow my advice and fly on your own debt free wings.

1. Forgoe the bookstore entirely. Sometimes you can get a good deal on something, usually a rental, but it’s usually going to be considerably more expensive to go through official channels. Outsmart them, babies.

2. Does your syllabus call for edition eight? Get edition seven. Old editions are considered worthless in the buyback trades, so they sell for dirt cheap, no matter how new they are. It’s a gamble, sure; there might be something in edition eight you desperately need, but that never happened to me. However, I’ve only ever pulled this stunt for literature/mass comm/religious studies books, so I don’t know it would work in the sciences.

3., especially for nonfiction and fiction. Books are usually four or five dollars unless they’re really new, and shipping is 99 cents unless you buy over 10$ in books, in which case shipping is free. 

4. It will scan every textbook seller on the internet for the lowest price available, and will do the same to find the highest price when you try to sell your books back at the end of term. Timesaver, lifesaver.

5. In all probability, your library offers a service called interlibrary loan which is included in your tuition. This means if your library doesn’t carry a book you can order it for free from any library nationwide in your library’s network and it will be shipped to you in a number of days. Ask a librarian to show you how to search for materials at your library as well as though interlibrary loan; you’ll need to master this skill soon anyway.  If you get lucky you can just have your required reading shipped to you a week before you need to start reading, then renew vigorously until you no longer need to item. I’m saving over 100$ on a History of Islam class this way.

You professors might side-eye you for bringing an old edition or a library copy, but you just smile right back honey, because you can pay your rent and go clubbing this month. You came here to win. So go forth and slay.

  • White guy in my history class:I am so sick of these white stereotypes against me now that there's so many school shootings. Like, now because I'm a white college kid and I'm a guy, if I get pissed off about a girl or something, I'm automatically gonna come shoot the school up! Like wtf?? Why would I escalate it that far! But EVERYONE thinks white boys are shooters now and it's not fair!
  • [before I could open my mouth fast enough]
  • Other Black girl in class:You mean to tell me you would hate if someone assumed you do something horrible based on your race??
  • Professor:Ok now, let's try to get back on topic—
  • Black girl:O so he can argue but I can't rebuttal?
  • Professor:It's not that, I just don't want it to get—
  • Black Girl:Then let me talk. You'd hate it if you walked into a crowded store and were the only one followed because your skin makes you suspicious? Or being shot because your skin plus a hoodie equals eminent danger at all times? Or being assumed violent or unprofessional until you can PROVE you're not “just like the other ones”? Wow! I can't imagine what that must feel like. I feel for you, man, I really do.
  • Me:Why aren't we best friends?