college idol

One does not...

Listen to Rush and not do the “sinsokhi ” move

Listen to Broken Heart and not dramatically clutch their heart

Listen to Fighter and not go “Yeeeaaaahhhh” at Wonho’s part and do the “fire fist” move at Jooheon’s part

Listen to All in and not do the “chest pump” and “back” move

Listen to Trespass and not excuse their own charisma and do the “wak wak” move

Listen to Gone Bad and not proudly do the Monsta X “Hoo!”

Listen to Honestly and not think about Wonho’s black hair

Listen to Hero and not lift their shirt and do the “hand-mask” move

Listen to White Sugar and not do the “baekseoltang” move

Listen to Stuck and not try to dance that intense music break

Listen to White Love and not think about how they’ve been blessed from the voices of angels

Listen to Be Quiet and not pump their arms up and down

Listen to No Exit and not think about No Mercy

Listen to Queen and not think it’s dedicated to the Queen Wonho

Listen to all the songs and not lip sync Kihyun’s ad-lib riffs

📬 masterlist 📬

📩 all texts 📩
[from oldest to newest]

🍜 all seokjin texts
seokjin + y/n + food [first texts!]
daily texts with seokjin pt. 1
daily texts with seokjin pt. 2
- when seokjin is on tour
- daily texts with seokjin pt. 3 [ft. yoongi]
- happy white day! [ft. hyung line]
- gryffindor! seokjin (harry potter au)
- daily texts with seokjin pt. 4
- seokjin as a dad
- college! seokjin [ot7]
- seokjin + y/n + food pt. 2
- drunk! seokjin
- daily texts with seokjin pt. 5
- pranking seokjin

👻 all yoongi texts
daily texts with the rap line [ft. hoseok & namjoon]
when yoongi is on tour
- happy birthday, yoongi!
- daily texts with yoongi [ft. seokjin]
- secretly soft! yoongi [ft. jungkook]
- happy white day! [ft. hyung line]
- drunk! yoongi
- slytherin! yoongi (hp au)
- daily texts with yoongi pt. 2
- jealous! yoongi
college! yoongi [ot7]
- yoongi on your birthday
- f2l: yoongi confesses
- yoongi accidentally makes you feel insecure
- yoongi as a dad
- daily texts with yoongi pt. 3

🌤 all hoseok texts
daily texts with the rap line [ft. yoongi & namjoon]
daily texts with hoseok
- you’re insecure about your relationship with hoseok
- happy white day! [ft. hyung line]
- when hoseok is on tour
- f2l: hoseok accidentally confessing
- hoseok + y/n’s aegyo
- hufflepuff! hoseok (hp au)
- daily texts with hoseok pt. 2
- college! hoseok [ot7]
- hoseok as a dad

🌹 all namjoon texts
daily texts with the rap line [ft. yoongi & hoseok]
- daily texts with namjoon
- when namjoon is on tour
- happy white day! [ft. hyung line]
- ravenclaw! namjoon (hp au)
- f2l: namjoon’s drunk confession
- college! namjoon [ot7]
- daily texts with namjoon pt. 2
- namjoon as a dad

💐 all jimin texts
daily texts with jimin
- when jimin is on tour
- happy white day! [ft. maknae line]
- jealous! jimin
- slytherin! jimin (hp au)
- moving in with jimin
- jimin gets a dog
- college! jimin [ot7]
- jimin as a dad
- daily texts with jimin pt. 2
- late nights with jimin

🐶 all taehyung texts
daily texts with taehyung
when taehyung is on tour
daily texts with taehyung pt. 2
taehyung worries about you
- happy white day! [ft. maknae line]
- moving in with taehyung
- vacationing with taehyung
- taehyung cheering y/n up
- taehyung and his idol gf
- college! taehyung [ot7] 
- hufflepuff! taehyung
- going on vacation without taehyung
- daily texts with taehyung pt. 3
- taehyung as a dad
- college! taehyung pt. 2

🏆 all jungkook texts
a love/hate relationship with jungkook
- the boys tease jungkook about his crush on you
- when jungkook is on tour
- secretly soft! jungkook [ft. yoongi]
- happy white day! [ft. maknae line]
- daily texts with jungkook
- ravenclaw! jungkook (hp au)
- moving in with jungkook
- college! jungkook [ot7]
- college! jungkook pt. 2
- daily texts with jungkook pt. 2
- f2l: jungkook confesses
- daily texts with jungkook pt. 3
- drunk! jungkook
- jungkook as a dad

Me whenever someone in the US dabs:

Me whenever a kpop idol dabs:

hortus-amor  asked:

what thing does the other do that annoys you the most?

JK: well jiminie hyung literally takes so long to shower!! we sometimes get late in our first class aaa //its a good thing our prof is kind~

JM: jungkookie is a messy sleeper indeed! back when we share one bed, i often fall off the bed lmao;; its a good thing we have separate single beds now

@hortus-amor

Got7 as College Majors and their instagrams

Mark Tuan, the business communications major who you can never find on campus because he’s either drunk in a bush or in LA. 

Im Jaebum, the music production major who always wears his headphones because he’s either working on a new song or actively avoiding people

Jackson Wang, the nutrition major who often tells you off for eating unhealthy foods while drunk and is all over people’s snapchats on a Friday night

Park Jinyoung, the Law major with a minor in English Literature who is the president of every society on campus and is known for buying his one night stands coffee

Choi Youngjae, the Veterinary major who runs a dog walking business to pay off his student debt and because he simply loves dogs 

Kunpimook Bhuwakul, the textiles major who is always drunk 1 second into the parties and who also runs a successful fashion blog

Kim Yugyeom, the dance major who always manages to turn up to his 8am classes due to being scared of Jinyoung even though his dance show finished at 3am and he was out partying until 5am

YUME NO MEIRO YAOI NO MEIRO

im so sorry

cheers to whoever knows who they’re cosplaying

@seasonalchuckles

You Good?? - Part 1

Pairing: Namjoon x Jungkook

Genre: soulmate!au, idol!au, college!au (this entire thing was just an excuse for me to wax poetry about namjoon lmao)

Word Count: 1,639

Part 2

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

Namjoon liked Starbucks.

He liked the calm music playing in the speakers as he made drinks, making note to ask the manager what song was playing later on.

He like (most of) the customers that came in, sometimes blundering and nervous, sometimes very precise and direct in their orders.

He liked his coworkers, Kim Taehyung and Jackson Wang, both very kind and boisterous (sometimes too boisterous for Namjoon’s taste but Taehyung had been quick to claim him as his second best friend so he would honestly just have to deal), and made the work day go faster.

What he did not like, however, was the fact that there was a very out of breath teenager dressed in all black with his hood pulled up has busted through the door, breathing quite heavily, right when he was about to close up the place for the night. Everyone had left but him, and the manager had tasked him with the job of locking up the coffee shop (she had said something about a hot date and trying to get to second base, not that it really mattered to Namjoon, he had nothing to do anyway).

Nonetheless, he put on his trusty customer service smile and gave a look to the teen that he hoped was kind and reassuring, and said, as eloquently as possible, “You good??”

The boy jumped slightly and looked over to him. “Um, uh, hey, I’m being chased?” the other blurted, phrasing it more like a question. This contrasted with his next actions, moving quicker than time itself, towards Namjoon. He gripped the barista’s apron, and his hood had fallen back so now he could see the desperation in his strangely familiar eyes.

Wait a second…

“I need you to hide me!!” the darkly clad boy said as Namjoon exclaimed “You’re Jeon Jungkook!”

Ah, yes, that’s who he was. Self-declared International Playboy (not that anyone really disagreed, least of all Namjoon, who found the idol quite attractive), Jungkook was the well-sought after heartthrob of South Korea, a singer and very hot topic among teenage girls (and a lot boys) like Namjoon’s sister. He was an exceptional singer (Namjoon thought so at least) and dancer, and had been in the idol game since he was 14.

Now, he was 18, and was taking some sort of semi-hiatus from the idol life to focus on his studies, putting out songs and then performing them on breaks from school (or that was the plan described by his management company).

And yet for some reason, here he was in a Starbucks, gripping onto Namjoon’s apron as if it were his only lifeline.

“I need to hide under this counter,” Jungkook asserted, letting go of the elder’s apron and getting ready to climb over the barrier.

“I- what?” Namjoon furrow his eyebrows in both concern and confusion as the younger climbed over the counter in one leap and hid under it just as swiftly.

“Shh, don’t ask questions, just cooperate,” the younger patted Namjoon’s calf from where he was hidden right under the counter.

“Um-” Namjoon was cut off by the door slamming open and five very frantic and panting girls busting through it. “Have you seen Jeon Jungkook?” the girl at the head of the group gasped out.

Namjoon opened his mouth to speak. “Um, who?” he feigned ignorance.

One of the girls groaned. “A boy? In all black? Running fast as fuck?”

Namjoon scratched his head. “Uh, there was a figure that zoomed by pretty damn fast. If you guys are trying to catch up to him you should probably go ahead and leave, because he’s probably way ahead of you guys now, the way he was speeding past. Also, um, I’m trying to close up the shop so if you could um, leave, that’d be great too, thanks-”

He barely got done with his words before the girls immediately left, not even saying thank you (albeit, it was wrong information, Namjoon had taken time out of his day to “help” them, they should have been a least a little grateful), believing Namjoon’s lie surprisingly easily. Namjoon waited for a minute before looking down at the boy under the counter and whispering (for no reason at all, they were the only ones in there), “You can come out now.”

Jungkook emerged from the counter cautiously, and, once sure that he was safe, surged up to his full height. “Thanks,” he sighed gratefully.

“No problem,” Namjoon once again began locking up.

Jungkook stared at the elder sheepishly. “Uhh…”

“Yeah?” Namjoon turned around when he was finished pulling down the metal barriers of the coffee shop.

“Are you going to leave now?” the younger asked, just a little timid. This was much different from the charismatic idol Namjoon had seen from music shows, flirtatious and bursting with an never-ending flow of confidence. It wasn’t a bad different, it was just very…different, for lack of better word.

“Yes?” Namjoon wanted to be certain in his answer, the idol’s behavior made him respond opposite to what he had planned.

“Would you, ah, mind waiting around a bit while my driver tries to find his way here?” Jungkook questioned, playing with his fingers and avoiding Namjoon’s eyes.

Namjoon thought about it for a moment. He wasn’t in any hurry to leave. Any assignments he had for any of his classes were finished, and he was pretty sure his roommate was out getting drunk, leaving him alone for the rest of the night, which was just a little depressing. And also, while he was tired, he wouldn’t leave some idol out on the street for rabid fans to snatch up like Namjoon’s edges were when he’d first heard Jungkook sing. Also, as the elder in the situation, idol or not, he felt a little responsible for the younger boy and his safety.

“Not at all,” he smiled as he pulled out a chair from one of the nearby tables. “Care to sit?” he asked Jungkook, who was still standing behind the counter.

The idol jumped over the counter once again, with just as much ease as he had when he had done it minutes earlier. “Sure,” he smiled as he made his way over to sit in the chair.

Namjoon walked around the counter. “I’ll go get my stuff, I’ll be right back,” he quickly ran around and came back moments later to find Jungkook looking at his wrist in both awe and a bit of a fascinated horror. “You good?”

The younger jumped, and Namjoon was reminded of when he had come in several minutes earlier. “Yeah, I’m fine,” he said, covering his wrist with his sleeve. “Actually, um, I have a really off-topic question and I was just wondering what you thought about it…”

Namjoon sat down directly across from him and set his stuff down. “Go ahead,” he nodded.

“What do you think of soulmates?” Jungkook blurted.

“Soulmates?” Namjoon was surprised, he hadn’t expected that out of the 18 year-old. “I think they’re great. A little mysterious, and by science’s standards, they shouldn’t be possible. And yet they are. I don’t know, there’s something about the reassurance that yes, you will find someone, and that yes, there is someone for you. And that, when that special someone says those first words to you, there will most definitely be words on your wrist to tell you that yes, this is your person. And of course, there are other things to take into account, like those that don’t have a soulmate, or those that have multiple. But even then, you get a slash if you don’t want or have one and you get multiple first quotes on your wrist if you have many. It’s a system that works, you know? Like, there aren’t many holes in it and that’s pretty great.” Namjoon furrowed his eyebrows in suspicion. “Why do you ask? Did you find your soulmate?” he asked teasingly, but the look on Jungkook’s face led Namjoon to believe that the answer to that question was a resounding yes.

Jungkook looked away quickly before saying “You know, most people in your position would be freaking out, about, you know, me,” changing the subject very obviously.

Namjoon let him. “Yeah, well, I’m a pretty casual fan. Your voice is great, and your music isn’t too bad either. From what I’ve seen, you’re a pretty good dancer, and your performances are enjoyable.”

Jungkook blushed. “Uh, thank you. Very much, um, I don’t get very many male fans,” he grinned.

Namjoon smiled back. “You’re welcome.”

Before Jungkook could say anything, however, his phone vibrated. He looked at it, and then sighed. “My driver is here to pick me up.”

“You can leave out the back door,” Namjoon stood up with him, gathering his things. “Considering that the front is, you know, locked.”

“Thanks,” Jungkook said as the walked to the back of the shop. “For everything, really.”

Namjoon held the back door open for Jungkook to exit. “It’s fine.”

“Do you want an autograph?” Jungkook scratched the back of head. “I could like, find a piece of paper somewhere, and like, sign if for you?”

Namjoon chuckled and shook his head. “No, it’s fine, honestly. Just get home safe.”

Jungkook smiled and quickly made his way to the car waiting outside of the shop, and enter, not before waving goodbye to the elder. “Thanks once again!” And with that, he was gone.

As Namjoon made his way home that night, he felt a strange, yet not unpleasant tingling on his wrist, a little like the feeling he’d had after he’d gotten his tattoo, except better.

He looked at his wrist.

Um, uh, hey, I’m being chased?” was written on it in plain handwriting.

Namjoon stopped dead in the middle of the sidewalk in shock.

Jeon Jungkook was his soulmate.


sorry for the liberal use of question marks but oh well i guess

there are a few more parts so I hope you stay tuned!! 

My Uncle got one of those 263,000 new Trump jobs after 2 years of looking.

Black America don’t give a DAMN about Russia, we just want JOBS!

{x}

A Letter To The Joe

Thank you for making this Michigan kid’s dreams come true
by Zach Werenski

Dear Joe Louis Arena,

It’s hard to believe that this will be the last game I ever play on your ice surface.

And to think, when I was a kid growing up in Grosse Pointe Woods, all I ever wanted was to play a game at The Joe and to be a Detroit Red Wing. Let’s make one thing clear: it’s the honor of a lifetime to be a Columbus Blue Jacket and to wear this sweater, but six-year-old Zach saw your sheet of ice as the ultimate goal. It meant everything to lace up my skates and twirl on the same ice as all the greats to wear the winged wheel.

I’m only 19 years old now, and it feels so weird to be saying goodbye to you.

When we played hockey in the street or practiced in one of our local rinks, I wanted to be Nick Lidstrom. He’s one of the biggest reasons why I chose to become a defenseman (I wasn’t the best at the other positions, but still) and I wore No. 13 for most of my life and through college because I idolized Pavel Datsyuk. The allure and prestige of Joe Louis Arena is what motivated me as a kid, and I would’ve done anything to fulfill the dream of “one day, you could play at The Joe.”

Luckily, I’m able to say that I did. I’ve played over 50 games at The Joe in my young life, both as a little guy and then in college and now in the NHL. My parents raised us 13 miles from downtown Detroit, and I was so fortunate to be part of youth programs and community organizations that helped bring our dreams to life.

I first played at The Joe when I was young. Like, really young. The Grosse Pointe Bulldogs were my squirt team when I was maybe nine years old, and we got the chance to play a game on the ice a few hours before the Red Wings played. There was nothing like it, and looking back on it now, it was so much better as a kid because I feel like I appreciated it more. I soaked up every second. I don’t think I actually believed it was happening. When I got older and played there in college, I was so worried about preparing for the game and staying focused that I lost sight of those feelings and emotions from when I was a kid.

Make no mistake: we’re coming to The Joe for two points on Tuesday night, but there’s zero chance I won’t be taking a few extra looks around the place. I mean, how could I not? I started playing hockey because I wanted to play at The Joe.

Everyone says it, and they’re right: all you have to do is look up in the rafters or walk around the concourses to see how special the building is: decades of tradition, dozens of the game’s all-time greatest players, and a large handful of Stanley Cup championships. The Red Wings and Joe Louis Arena embody what every kid who aspires to be a National Hockey League player wants or wanted. I know because I was one of those kids.

I’m not really a kid anymore, but for one night, I plan on being one in the building that gave me something to dream about.

So I wanted to make sure I said “thank you,” Joe Louis Arena. Thank you for the memories and for housing the tradition, for representing a historic franchise and for helping a wide-eyed kid from suburban Detroit fall in love with hockey.

And if you can put in a word for me…I’d *really* like one of the chairs.

Zach

fake dating! junhui

Originally posted by beautifulshuas

  • by the way this is a non idol! college! jun au
  • so, you and junners, have been friends since high school, and you two were never really close, until college/uni came along, and now, when you haven’t started an assignment due the next day, you go to his dorm and cry about it
  • at this point you’re well acquainted with his chinese friend minghao who’s like your child but anyways,,
  • jun gets all the girls in college
  • and like it’s not a few, it’s like 230572 girls who want his number and so many of them have asked you for his number and you kinda just, lol bye
  • so you’re good friends with chick-magnet jun do people still use that phrase???
  • and jun’s pretty greasy, so he’ll probably flirt back and you’ll be like
  • ‘sTOP jUNHUI YoUR LeADiNG ThEM oN’
  • ‘do you think if i got a tattoo of a dog, i can get more girls??’
  • ‘nO STOP IT’
  • and he goes on so many dates, but he never sees the same girl twice
  • and basically most girls are just now part of his fanclub hoping he’ll text them back, if he even has their number, which he probably gives to like hoshi and dokyeom to prank call
  • and you never really wanted to get involved with jun’s love life, but thAT BoY DRaGGED yOU IN
  • so one do you were chilling in the library studying and jun runs in and sits beside you
  • and you’re like ‘are you okay??’ because he’s panting and sweating and he’s like, ‘FAKE DATE ME …PLS’
  • and you said something along the lines of ‘wtf why?’
  • and he’s almost yelling and he’s like, ‘ so you know that girl i’ve been avoiding since what feels like forever??  yea??  so i went to the movies with her to watch guardians of the galaxy volume 2, and now she thinks we’re like exclusive, and she’s trying to make this serious, bUT I ONLY WENT BC I WANTED TO WATCH GOTG AND SHE WAS PAYING’
  • and you kind of laugh it off because he looks like a stressed mother of five, but agree, and that’s how you end up fake dating junhui
  • and minghao’s kind of aware it’s fake, because junhui tells him like everything, but little baby myungho ships you and junnie boy
  • and at first you’re like wow! this is easy! until his friends and the girl he’s avoiding walk by and you could be like tying your shoe lace and he’ll crouch down and start giving you really bad pet names and being all
  • ‘are you okay?? do you want me to tie your shoe laces??’
  • and you’re kind of like ew, but also, okay this has to look legit !!
  • and this goes on for a few weeks, and you’ve grown use to junhui’s arm lingering around your waist, constant back hugs from him, his really gross but endearing ?? nicknames, him teasing you about your height, unless you’re tall of course
  • and you’re sitting in the library sitting about it, and jun walks in and kisses your cheek and says ‘hey babe/jagi/your preferred term of endearment’ and you realise oh fuCK I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE CAUGHT FEELINGS
  • and you kind of hesitate to say hi back, and jun looks at you weirdly and you’re like oh,,, i’m sick :DDDDD
  • and he replies with, ‘oh, you shouldn’t be, let’s go back to one of our dorms and i can take care of you’
  • and mentally you’re like fuckfuckfuck, but you just reply with no it’s fine
  • and now you’re stuck in the worst situation because you’ll never know his true feelings because you’re faking feelings, but you don’t know if he’s really faking it
  • and part of you wants him to actually like you back, but you’re like no that won’t work
  • YES IT WILL
  • and baby dino is always saying how cute you two are and you’re like dINO NO
  • and jun’s like dINO YES
  • and you’re hanging out with jun’s friend jisoo, an exchange student from america, and his other friend jeonghan, a science student
  • and you kind of know jeonghan from high school, and joshua/jisoo is pretty laid-back and you guys end up talking about how you and jun got together
  • and you’re like wELL uM,
  • and they’re kind of like, we know it’s fake, but his feelings aren’t 
  • and you kind of wanna run out of the room, because yAY but what am i going to do with this information??
  • and you realise jun’s going to pick you up because you guys are going on another fake date to look legitimate, but BOY HE’S AT THE DOOR AND HE’S HEARD EVERYTHING
  • and he’s like to jeong and jisoo yOU JUST EXPOSED ME 
  • and jeong’s like SHE LIKES YOU TOO 
  • and you’re like WELL I DO, BUT I NEVER SAID THAT!!
  • and ohohoho jihan just exposed the next power couple
  • and everyone knew you were dating, but when you’re actually dating, everyone can tell and they’re like,
  • ‘jun’s gone on so many dates, and he finally asks out y/n, took him long enough’
  • ‘they should’ve been together ages ago’
  • and jun’s really cute and such a cute boyfriend, bUT THATS ANOTHER AU
  • and you guys are just the cutest college couple, and you do all the cheesy things and the girl chasing after jun has nothing on you bc dAMN THATS A CUTE COUPLE THEY DESERVE IT
  • and jun’s friends, seventeen teen teen, all knew it was fake, and tell you about how much he talked about you before you were dating and how infatuated he was
  • fake dating jun was a good time, but dating jun is even better

hey everyone, i’ve finally written something for my boy junners and i hope y’all like it and we’re almost at 500 followers wowowowow, but anyways, hope you have a nice day/evening

- admin jola

taekook fanfic rec #1

PLEASE feel free to recommend me any of your favorite BTS fanfics (any ship), because I will read them. Also, please let me know if you liked any of the stories I recommend!

IMPORTANT: All of the fics I rec will be on a scale of 8 to 10. (8- really good, happy I read it.  9- amazing, I loved it! 10- perfect, one of my favorites. [*]= top fave)

I hope you love the stories as much as I do! As always, happy reading~


1. Dating For Dummies

Summary: in which twitter is evil, jeon jeongguk is a bit tsundere, park jimin is satan and kim taehyung may or may not have a boyfriend.

Side Couples: Yoonmin, Namjin

Length: 12k words. Oneshot.

No warnings.

AU: Non-idol

Review: THIS WAS CUTE. And funny. And omg. It was a cute read, but the characterization was a little…off? You get over it pretty quick. I enjoyed it!

My Rating: 8.5/10


2. King of the Library, Knight of His Trade

Summary: Moral of the story? Don’t fuck with Jeon Jungkook or else you’ll end up ruining your perfect attendance to chase his coattails. 

Side couples: Suga x Jin (that’s a new one for me lol)

Length: 47.4k – 20 chapters (on Asian fanfic) (no chaps on ao3)

Warnings: 47.4k WORDS OF PERFECTION AND WILL HAVE YOU PISSING YOURSELF FROM LAUGHTER. (no warnings)

AU: College

Review: OH. MY. GOD. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS PLEASE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ. IT. RIGHT. NOW. Okay. Okay. I’m calm. This is probably my all-time fave Taekook fic or at least in the top 3. I stayed up till 3am to finish this amazing piece of perfection.

My Rating: 10/10

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Lily’s “Cute” Fic Recs

An anon asked if I had any good or cute fic recs and, well… I ended up with quite the list! It’s largely 2jae fluff, but there are a variety of ships and ratings included below, and you should all go and read these wonderful stories! 

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