Bank Teller: Colonel Lee, of course, come this way! And this is your… son? Artemis: *pops bubblegum* Unfortunately, dude, yes. Butler: My son does not communicate well with the rest of the world.
In book 4, Artemis Fowl had to disguise himself as a normal moody gum-chewing teenager who wore hoodies and jeans–not to mention an unkept hair–all for the first time to his horror. He missed his Armani and Zegna suits. But he was dedicated to rob the most secured bank in the world with Butler disguised as his military father.Please protect this boy he doesn’t know how to act like a normal teen! Everyone doesn’t exactly live like an heir to the Fowl Empire.
So today Darren has pretty much confirmed it was NOT him online last night. He told fans he wasn’t up late, that he went to bed at 9pm. He also answered the same questions ‘he’ answered last night on Facebook with completely different answers. So yeah it’s obvious it wasn’t him.
I mean we could already tell it wasn’t him because when does Darren talk likethat?! It really didn’t sound like him at all and now we have confirmation from the man himself that it wasn’t. So I think we should just all move on and pretend that Q&A didn’t ever happen.
oh my god chris is amazing i'm ecstatic that all of his projects this year have been so successful i mean he's written four books, is writing a fifth and has written and starred in his own movie not to mention playing one of the most iconic roles on television today all in the last four years, also he's won a golden globe and is a bestselling author and he's handled all this with such a stunning elegance and managed to remain so modest and i have so much respect for him for that because it's so difficult to remain grounded and be as successful as he is but honestly i'm not even surprised as he's the most inspirational, amazing person i've ever had the pleasure of knowing