coldseason

FUCKING COLD SEASON

NOW THAT SCHOOL HAS STARTED, THE FUCKING PLAGUE IS HERE.

IT. IS FUCKING. HERE. I HAVE IT, YOU HAVE IT, EVERYONE FUCKING HAS IT. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS. SO, I THOUGHT A POST ABOUT HOW TO NOT SUFFER WHILE YOU ARE HAVING THE FUCKING PLAGUE WOULD BE HELPFUL. HERE WE GO.

  • IF YOU FUCKING NEED CAFFEINE IN THE MORNING, START DRINKING BLACK OR CHAI TEA INSTEAD OF COFFEE, BLACK TEA HAS SHIT IN IT THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.
  • GARGLE SALT WATER OR EAT MARSHMALLOWS FOR A SORE THROAT. CLOVE CANDY ALSO HELPS.
  • RAW HONEY CAN HELP A COUGH, PUT IT IN SOME TEA AND FUCKING DRINK IT, PEPPERMINT FOR NAUSEA, ANISE FOR SORE THROAT.
  • ICE WATER IN SMALL SIPS CAN HELP NAUSEA
  • SELENITE AND CARNELIAN ARE GOOD TO PUT UNDER YOUR PILLOW. 
  • PLACE YOUR BARE FEET ON THE BARE EARTH FOR 30 MINUETS, SOAK UP EARTHLY GOODNESS.
  • FUCKING GO TO SLEEP.
  • TAKE A HOT SHOWER WITH EUCALYPTUS TIED TO YOUR SHOWER-HEAD.
  • GET THE FUCKING FANCY AS SHIT TISSUES WITH LOTION IN THEM. 

I HOPE YOU ALL CONQUER THE NASTY ASS COLD SEASON THIS YEAR.

~Bloom