There once was a man who had a lot of herpes. People looked at him weird when he did his burpies. And people were afraid of this man. They looked at him and said “No not today. Back away, herpy demon. I don’t want none of your contagion. So the man went home and he was sad. So he put some virax on his cold sore and everyone still freaked out.
— Jacksepticeye, livestream, tell a short story about herpes