cold medina

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pARTNERS IN CRIME AU PLS THE IRONY IM (peraltiago obviously)

This is for you and also @sergeant-santiago!! Feel free to send more of these!

11. partners-in-crime AU

“Faster, Peralta,” Amy hisses through clenched teeth. She can see the dark head bobbing through the crowd across the street, growing closer every second that her idiotic partner spends wedging the slim jim back and forth in the door. (“Like dancing,” he once told her, that idiotic grin plastered across his face as he wiggles his ass for her benefit. She had to clench every muscle in her body to keep from laughing out loud and blowing their cover.)

“I’m going as fast as I can, Santiago! You can’t rush art!”

“Why did I let you plan this again? We always get caught when you plan!”

“I have no idea why you let me plan anything!” Jake retorts happily at her over the top of the car. “We both know you’re the mastermind – you’re just using me for my beautiful body!”

“Jake.” Amy gives him her best high-school-English-teacher look, and for a second, he almost looks cowed. It doesn’t last, though. It never does.

“Okay, fine, you’re just using me for my beautiful hands. Better?”

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  • Clarisse: You've been played, Luke. It was all a ruse. You don't work with Percy Jackson for three years without knowing what the Funky Cold Medina is.
  • Percy: Aw, hell yeah. [gestures to Clarisse] I asked the guy, "why you so fly?"
  • Clarisse: He said, "funky cold medina."
  • Clarisse and Percy [together]: Funky Cold Medina.
  • Percy: Zero rehearsal.
iPod Roulette Of The Night

1: Lookin’ Out My Back Door - CCR
2: Rock The Casbah - The Clash
3: Lyin’ Eyes - Eagles
4: Slow Me Down - Shelby Lynne
4: Coconut - Harry Nilsson
5: Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover - Sophie B. Hawkins
6: Mystery Dance - Elvis Costello
7: We Can Work It Out - The Beatles
8: Hungry Like The Wolf - Duran Duran
9: Funky Cold Medina - LL Cool J
10: No Particular Place To Go - Chuck Berry

Holt doesn’t listen to rap, he doesn’t watch modern ‘pop culture’ movies, he doesn’t know the ~lingo~ of mainstream culture, so the only way the ON L Y way for him to know that the answer to 'ask the guy why you so fly?’ is 'he said Funky Cold Medina’ was picking it up subconsciously from seeing Jake every day at work, and hearing him apply this reference to several things at work that it just kinda stuck with Holt. And that’s the purest, most beautiful though I’ve had today.

FOOD ROCKS →  always read the wrapper ✌

1. good vibrations - the beach boys 2. every breath you take - the police 3. sledgehammer - peter gabriel 4. funky cold medina - tone loc 5. the shop shop song - cher 6. tutti frutti - little richard 7. breaking up is hard to do - neil sedaka 8. the twist - chubby checker 9. respect - aretha franklin 10. bohemian rhapsody - queen
[listen xxx]