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Hey… hey guys… HAPPY AMERICA DAY!

DON’T FORGET TO CELEBRATE THIS LIL SHIT’S BIRTHDAY, TOO, AND NOT JUST OUR FREEDOM AND THE RIGHT TO BLOW SHIT UP ON THIS FINE AMERICAN DAY


AND DON’T FORGET THIS FINE-ASS MOTHERFUCKER FROM MARVEL’S CAPTAIN AMERICA, EITHER

I MEAN LOOK AT HIS FUCKING PATRIOTISM

DEFENDING OUR FUCKING COUNTRY FROM LOKI AND SHIT AND LOOKING GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL IN THAT COSTUME THE WHOLE TIME. CAPTAIN AMERICA SALUTES YOU AS A FUCKING AMERICAN.

And don’t forget the best part…
THE RIGHT TO BLOW SHIT UP ON THIS FINE-ASS DAY!

Not an American? CELEBRATE ANYWAYS!
HAVE A HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY YOU LIL SHITS, AND MAKE SURE TO BE SAFE IF YOU’RE GONNA BLOW SHIT UP!

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Stephen Colbert is my hero