“[Vin Diesel]’s a huge Tolkien nerd…and he was talking to me about theSilmarillion, and I’ve never read the Silmarillion, but this man has read the Silmarillion and he was like you’ve got to tell Peter Jackson I need to play Melkor.”
–Elijah Wood on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Do you ever think about how, somewhere out there, Stephen Colbert is running a Tolkien fandom Tumblr? We don’t know who he is. That could be him lovingly reblogging your post on how to talk about ‘fucking’ in Sindarin. You just don’t know.