col. o'neill

  • [O'Neill is in the infirmary, recovering from lepton radiation sickness, while Dr. Rothman studies the crystal skull.]
  • Teal'c: Dr Rothman is now studying it.
  • Col. O'Neill: Rothman couldn't figure out an ashtray. The guy we need working on that skull is Daniel.
  • Teal'c: It is he whom we endeavor to locate, O'Neill.
  • Col. O'Neill: Look, I'm sick of laying around. Help me up.
  • Teal'c: Dr. Frasier believes you are not strong enough to undertake such a mission.
  • Col. O'Neill: Yeah, whatever.
  • [He tries to get up but only succeeds in rolling off the bed and onto the floor, where he lands with a 'thud'.]
  • Teal'c: [Looking down at O'Neill] Dr. Frasier is usually correct in such matters.
  • [He bends down and hauls O'Neill back onto the bed, leaving him face down.]
  • Col. O'Neill: [muffled] Thank you.
  • Teal'c: You are welcome, O'Neill.
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WHACKO!!!

  • [O'Neill has tossed a Kleenex box through the Stargate to Abydos as a message to Jackson]
  • Maj. Samuels: What if the aliens get it?
  • Col. O'Neill: Well, they could be blowing their noses right now.