col mustard

  • Col Mustard: Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there is nobody else in this house?
  • Wadsworth: Mmm, no.
  • Col Mustard: Then there IS someone else in this house?
  • Wadsworth: No, sorry. I said "no," meaning "yes."
  • Col Mustard: "'No,' meaning 'yes'"? Look, I want a straight answer. Is there someone else or isn't there, yes or no?
  • Wadsworth: Um, no.
  • Col Mustard: "No," there IS, or "no," there ISN'T?

Clue references in Poe Party (25/?): When someone figures out you’re the murderer, don’t bother denying it; simply congratulate your accuser and move on