coffeh time

My Friend After Watching a Coffeh Time Video
  • Friend: So she just sits and talks about her day.
  • Me: Yes.
  • Friend: And you watch these ten-minute videos of her recapping her day every day.
  • Me: Yes.
  • Friend: And you don't think there's anything wrong with that.
  • Me: Knowing how her day went on a regular basis allows me to live vicariously and ignore the fact that I don't do anything at all ever.
  • ...
  • ...
  • Me: Truth.
Welcome aboard Voyager, where the coffee is plentiful(but not for you), the cafeteria food is mediocre, and the concept of personal space doesn’t exist.
—  AU Janeway(where she decides to just be honest and tell it like it is.)