coffee-dream

i just want to see and explore things on my own, feel the sun on my skin with closed eyes, think of beach days with sand in my hair, cycle down a hill, let the air blow against my face, go to cozy coffee shops with lots of pillows, journal in the park, hear kids laughing and having the time of their lives, buy new plants and give them names, drink tea on rainy days while listening to vinyl records in my room full of lit candles and fairy lights, take polaroid pictures and hang them up my wall, visit an art museum to observe other people (because they are art), listen to the street musicians, sit in a bus and see the beautiful world. this earth offers so many possibilities and i want to fall in love with all of them.

at night
  • aries: empty towns, flickering streetlamps, walks
  • taurus: slippers, sleepy eyes, glasses of wine
  • gemini: exhaustive journals, dimmed lights, open windows
  • cancer: favorite albums, high tide
  • leo: art, candles, sunrises
  • virgo: piles of books, 24/7 stores, comfty clothes
  • libra: favorite movies, purple lights, messy hair
  • scorpio: secrets, whispers, sex
  • sagittarius: drives, new friends, deep conversations
  • capricorn: coffee, thoughts, dream pop
  • aquarius: shooting stars, car lights, flying
  • pisces: dreams, empty roads, full mind
Local Dad Orders a Burger at The Coffee Spoon

(Based on the video: Local dude orders a burger at Starbucks)

Mat: Can I help the next guest please?

Mat: Ah hello sir, welcome to the Coffee Spoon, what can I get for you?

Robert, heavily distorted: Yeah, can I get a motherfuggin’ uhhhhh-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Craig and Joseph: *giggling in the background*

Robert, still going strong: hhhhhhhhhhhh, burger?

Craig, Joseph and Brian: *breaks down laughing*

Mat: Sir, we don’t sell burgers here.

Robert, distorted: What do you mean you don’t se- *cuts off*

MC, Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *laughing in unison*

Mat: We sell, we sell paninis and breakfast sandwiches-

Brian: OH MY CARDIAC ARREST.

Mat: -and coffee.

Robert, distorted: You think I know what a panini is!? *white noise*

MC, Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *wheezing in laughter*

Robert, distorted: Just give me a burger! Extra cheese! *more white noise*

Mat: No!

Craig, Joseph and Damien: *giggling now*

Mat: We don’t have burger extra cheese! We have paninis-

Robert, distorted: You don’t understand-

Mat: No!

Robert, distorted: I need this. *white noise*

Mat: Sir!

MC, Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *still giggling*

Mat: I’m gonna have to ask you-

MC, Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *giggling so hard it overpowers Mat*

*Hugo walks in*

Robert, distorted: Why are you suppressing food from the public!? *white noise*

Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *still giggling so much that nothing can be heard*

Hugo: What in the hell did I walk in to?

Joseph: I’M CRYING-

Mat: Do you want coffee? Tea?

Craig, Brian and Damien: *cacophony of giggles*

Joseph: I’m crying…

Hugo: What happened?! Hold on, hold on…

Mat: Can I get you a caramel macchiato?

Robert, distorted: Yeah, I’ll have a burger, extra dip. *white noise*

Mat: We don’t have-

Hugo: Oh my GOD, the voice changer?! Really?!

Craig: I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large…

Joseph: I’m crying, oh my god…

Mat: Sir, this is the Coffee Spoon, not a McFridayz…

Robert, distorted: Please, they’ll take my wife if I don’t give them the burg- *cuts off, white noise*

Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *laughing again*

Mat: Sir! You’re at the wrong store!

Mat, sounding exasperated: You want a McFridayz, not the…

Damien: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store!

Robert, distorted: Hello? *white noise*

Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *burst out laughing again*

Mat: Hello??

Robert, distorted: I would like a burger. *white noise*

Mat: No!

MC, Craig, Joseph, Brian and Damien: *a mixture of laughs and wheezes*

Hugo: Oh my goooooood…

Mat: We sell, we sell coffee, and, and confectioneries here, Jesus Christ…

Hugo: Geez…

Mat: Boss, agdaj, I need to get the Manager…

Craig: Bro, how much of that did you get?

Joseph, Brian and Damien: *quiet giggles*

Robert, now echoing: COMPOUND!

Hugo: Eugh…

Joseph: What?!

MC, Craig and Damien: *wheezing*

Mat: Sir, do you want to-Sir, do you want to speak to the Manager?

Joseph: He’s ordering from the ether…

Mat: He’s ordering a burger-

Robert, distorted again: Can I get a fucking uhhh-

Mat: No…

MC: Oh my god…

Mat: He’s ordering, he’s trying to order a burger with extra dip at the Coffee Spoon…

Blog for all the Classy Lesbians

Preparing breakfast for my girl


“After I met Her, I felt like I’ve discovered the secret of life.

Every morning I’d wake up early even if the night before I was staying up late. I couldn’t wait to start the new day because I knew it was going to be extraordinary. It always was with Her. The routine didn’t apply to us. “

- Imagine me as a cloud. Lilith Rain

just love this place. Madrid, I miss you already       @labicicletacafe-blog                                                                                                                     #coffee time
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sspectacularlyignorant  asked:

Hi! First thank u so much ur blog just saved my holidays. Second, do u know some 'others careers' viktuuri fics? Like Yuri being a barista and Viktor being a business man, idk, just an example. Thank u! xox

Hey! Thanks for these requests! So far for the ‘other careers’ AU I have a coffee shop AU, Actor AU, Stripper AU, musician AU and a mafia AU! I am also in the works of a florist AU and an artist AU, so stay tuned for that!

Originally posted by ellayuki


Businessman AU


In Which a Working Man Quickly becomes Smitten by Fannikay (MissusManic), Gen, 1.1k
Victor Nikiforov was in need of a new secretary. Good thing circumstances brought him Yuuri Katsuki. Cute!

Yuuri Katsuki, PA by MidnightTrash, Mature, 20k (WIP)
23-year-old Yuuri Katsuki doesn’t know how he got here. One moment he’s applying for an internship, the next he is a personal assistant to CEO and President Victor Nikiforov. SO GOOD OMG

Once Upon A Dream by Kyte_VaNa, Teen, 16k (WIP)
In which Victor Nikiforov is your above average salaryman and Yuuri Katsuki just made his leading male role debut as an Alternate actor for Prince Philip in the play ‘Sleeping Beauty’. Actor/businessman AU! Love!

Katsuki’s Katsudon by charliefailsatlife, Gen, 5.9k
In Detroit on business, Viktor Nikiforov is sent by his boss to try and convince the owner of a struggling café to hand it over to the company. Thumbs up!

We Close At Six by beAUtiful (future_fishy), Explicit, 5.3k
Yuuri works at the rental desk of an ice rink. Viktor is a business man who happens to go to said ice rink every day after work. Throw in an adopted son, a gossipy best friend and a lot of mutual pining and you get this. Great fic!

bird in the hand by elodim, Teen, 6.4k (WIP)
The AU in which everyone works in an office and they all collectively hate their jobs together and get nothing done. THIS IS GREAT AHAHA I can’t wait for more!

Dissonant Dreaming by pensversusswords, Mature, 4.9k (WIP)
A stripper and a businessman falling in love and changing the world one moment at a time. This is so good already I can’t wait more more chapters!

The Season of the Spirits by counterheist, Gen, 3.4k
An AU about cubicles, and the people who work in them. Cute office AU!

Just Ask Him Out Viktor by down_into_underland, Teen, 1.6k
Viktor is a business man who has just recently moved to America with his adoptive son, Yuri Plitsetsky. Everything is as normal as it could be for Viktor when he walks into a new coffee shop to see the man of his dreams. Lovely coffee shop/businessman AU!

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Happy birthday to the lovely, wonderful, beautiful @magerain!!!

May your special day be filled with happiness, delicious cake and good coffee! ^^ Keep dreaming and achieving the goals you’ve set for yourself! ^^ And, I’m gonna quote you here, you’re the best bro, bro!


anonymous asked:

Love your blog! Can I request RFA+V and Saeran being college classmates with MC?



Thanks so much! Hope you like this, and thanks for sending in a request!


Zen:

  • You both were in an elective class studying Shakespeare and other dramas
  • You didn’t really wanna be there…just there for the credit
  • He saw you sulking and tried to brighten your day
  • It worked and you guys became class buddies
  • He always borrows your pencils, cuz he never has them
  • Don’t give him one with cats on it though
  • He helps you decipher Shakespeare in exchange for help with other classes
  • One day he’s reciting some sonnet and you realize your heart flutters when he looks at you
  • Your professor low-key ships you two
  • You don’t realize until he adds a kissing scene where there wasn’t one?
  • Oh well…who’s complaining. ;)

Yoosung:

  • He ended up enrolling later in this culinary course to make up for some bad grade
  • When he first walked into the class, you thought he was the cutest thing
  • Lucky you ended up being paired as his partner
  • He never paid attention during the lecture, but somehow really good at practical cooking
  • As it so happens, you were good in the lecture but bad at cooking
  • “Aww, MC! We’re a perfect pair!”
  • Whoops. Your heart skipped a beat.
  • You guys are inseparable even outside of class
  • You listen to his rants about LOLOL because he just acts like a little puppy and it’s adorable

Jaehee:

  • You mistake her as the TA on first day of Business 101
  • You’re really embarrassed about it and apologize hundreds of times
  • You notice how meticulous her notes are during class
  • So you ask for help a lot
  • You’re not sure how to talk to her about anything else but school, even if you want to
  • One day, you bring her coffee to thank her for everything
  • That’s when you find out about her passion for coffee and dream of opening a cafe
  • You find that she actually comes to you a lot more often for advice
  • Somehow you grow really close over the semester

Jumin:

  • You don’t know who he is until half-way through the semester of Marketing when you’re paired off for group projects
  • The other people in the group think he’s really stuck up
  • But you know it’s not the truth and see he’s really kind
  • Study sessions always go off on a tangent because you two end up talking about everything else
  • Even when the project is over, he starts sitting next to you in class
  • You’re unsure why he keep staring at you when you wear your cat sweater
  • When he tells you about his love for cats, you ask if he’s been to the cat cafe on campus
  • You’ve never seen him so happy before
  • He tries to pictures with the cats, but all of them are blurry
  • You never thought you’d be teaching a college kid how to take selfies, yet here you are


Seven:

  • It’s a pretty difficult  IT course and he’s the kid in the back who doesn’t talk to anyone
  • You’re pretty sure he’s failing
  • Until one time the professor calls him out and asks him to answer a particularly difficult question
  • And he completely nails it without even a bit of stress
  • Unlike everyone else who thinks its weird, you find it fascinating
  • Give the excuse you need help with some problems
  • Turns out he’s a complete dork
  • You don’t realize until the end of the semester that he knows a lot about you
  • That you don’t remember telling him
  • Gets you friendship pencils for the final

Saeran:

  • Art 101….you are not thrilled
  • Lookie, there’s another person scowling in the back, so you sit next to him
  • He constantly makes sarcastic comments about the lecture
  • After awhile, you join in and you two now have an unspoken bond
  • Turns out he’s actually really good at painting
  • You’re surprised at the amount of emotion in the picture
  • Really bad at sketching people though….
  • “Is that a bug?”
  • “…That’s a nose…”
  • “Oh….it’s a very cute nose.”
  • “Shut up.”

V:

  • You’re taking a photography class for fun
  • You end up mixing up the times and get there an hour early
  • Well…he ended up doing the same thing
  • There’s an awkward silence for a long time…
  • so you ask him “What’s that?” and points to the camera in his bag
  • He stares at you confusedly….”Oh…I should mention I’m partially blind.” 
  • Embarrassment aside, you two start talking a lot…you flirt a little too
  • When it’s getting nearer to class time, you ask politely why he’s taking this class if he can’t see too well.
  • Find out he’s actually the TA
  • Oops….you’re more embarrassed now.