coffee yes

“Hello, coffee, I’d like a small bagel, with two sugars, and a cream cheese Rose, please.”

The new barista glances down at her nametag, raising her eyebrows, and tucks her tongue between the teeth of her slow smile. Blimey, she’s beautiful. “I’m afraid we’ve only got one size of bagel. Is a small coffee with two sugars and a cream cheese bagel all right instead?”

“Yes, isn’t that what I — oh! Oh, I’m sorry! I meant, hello, Rose, and I haven’t had my coffee yet —" He runs his hand through his hair, hoping his face isn’t bright red. If anything, her grin widens. “—and, erm, yes, small coffee, cream cheese bagel, please. I’m so sorry.”

Thank goodness she seems amused and not offended. “’S all right. Most people who come here haven’t had their coffee yet. Who’s it for?”

“Just the Doctor,” is automatic, but that’s probably not helpful. “Smith. John Smith. Doctor Smith, but I’ve always hated the sound of that…” He’s babbling, just like Donna said he would, and he abruptly shuts his mouth and gets out of the way. “…sorry.”

“You can stop apologizing.” She shoots him a last smiling glance before moving on to the next person in line.

When he gets his coffee, it is for “the Doctor.” There’s a number scribbled on the cup, too, and underneath it Afraid I don’t come in cream cheese, but if you’d like…

He immediately pulls his phone out, fumbling, Oh, I’d definitely like on the tip of his tongue, or rather, his thumb, and nearly walks into the glass door.

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EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLESS YOU, FIC FAIRY!!!!! BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!! This is a delight!! Thank you so much!! 

I love a smitten Doctor. :D 

Obligatory Introductory Post

Any: So introduction post, something like 20 questions? Or something like super stupid awkward  questions that no one really would ask about. Like what’s your favourite letter or whatever I’m uncreative right now lol


Frankie: Favorite letter, any? Really? Not even color or anything, but letter? Like, of the damn alphabet???? Lololololol Okay, I’ll go with it. My favorite letter is C, for CUNT. :D This week on sesame street! We learn the letter “C”. One cunt, two cunts, three cunts! :D


Any: I AM SUPER UNCREATIVE AND I JUST HAD ONE COFFEE

Yes of the alphabet mine is Ü. It’s not even in the alphabet but it looks like a smiley LOLOLOL

Count Cunt is counting.

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a malec au where alec works at a coffee shop where magnus is a frequent visitor and alec is totally smitten but so shy and so he always makes jace or another employee call out magnus’ order and hand him his food and latte as well as a note from his “secret admirer” and it contains a simple compliment: “i like your eye shadow” and magnus leaves the coffee shop beaming like an idiot and alec is on cloud 9 and every time magnus comes back alec sends someone over to deliver his note and the notes become more clever and sometimes they’ll say something like “you’re so beautiful when you smile” or maybe an oscar wilde poem or a doodle of vincent van gogh’s sunflowers and as time passes magnus tries to find his secret admirer but all the employees are in on it and will not give in, even when magnus asks over and over and tries different tactics but one day alec is manning the coffee shop and jace is in the bathroom and no other employees are there and magnus comes in and alec freezes cause this is the first time they’ve been like face to face and magnus smiles at him and alec blushes a deep pink and asks him what he wants and he’s whipping up his order but then he panics because jace isn’t back yet and he has another note for magnus and no one can give it to him except, you know, him and magnus calls out, “is that my order?” and alec is like freaking out but then he’s like screw it and gives magnus his latte and his note and just says, his face still flushed, “you’re so beautiful when you smile” and the beautiful grin that takes over magnus’ face and the laugh that escapes his lips is so worth it, as is the dinner date they plan later that night.

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I’m close friend with my teacher of history. He’s like between 49-55 I don’t really know, so anyways yesterday I went to his office while he checked some of his exams and I was sitting on his desk (literally the desk not a chair)

So he was asking about my life, and I came out of the closet and told him about my amazing girlfriend.

So, when he asked me where do I met her I told him about Thomas Sanders, and he was:

Teacher: Oh, he’s a guy from YouTube isn’t he? I have watched some of his videos where he pranks people.
Me: Yeah. He also have this videos where he explains things (I can believe I never knew).

So since we’re both historical nerds we watch the pacific one, at some point I told him the drama because I can’t believe they’re actually calling him a pedo because of the fact that he has younger friends, the videos of highschool, everything pretty much

And he told me this

Teacher: Yeah the highschool stuff is weird, but he’s an actor. I mean I can believe that a lot of older people can act as young people. But I kinda see their point to the young friends.
Me: *opens mounts ready to fight*
Teacher: That is what happens when you’re a male adult with young friends. We’re stereotyped as pedos lots of times. They believe that we’re machines with sexual drive that we can’t control. People actually believe we can’t have young friends, and while a part of me understand it, other part os deeply sad. That’s the reason whenever you came to the office I leave the door open. Or when we go to eat, I don’t sit next to you or I don’t pay the your meal, because people can believe I’m being mean to you… it’s sad but that’s how society work.

A FRIEND OF MINE. A TEACHER WHOS HAPPILY MARRY. A TEACHER WITH KIDS TOLD ME THIS AND HONESTLY ITS SO SAD.

questions to get to know people well
  • 1: it's the apocalypse. you lay next to the person you trust and love most, and start talking. you know your time is limited. what is the one thing you want them to know before you two die?
  • 2: you are faced with an almighty spirit. it tells you that you must choose two emotions\feelings - one of them you will never feel again, and the other becomes your most dominant. which two are those?
  • 3: what is the one thing you want your best friend to never do? why? how will you react if they do it?
  • 4: do you have a favorite tv show? why is it your favorite? what is the reason you started watching it, and what is the reason you continued?
  • 5: do you have a favorite musical instrument? if yes, why exactly is it your favorite? can you play it/would you ever?
  • 6: who is your all-time favorite character? why exactly? do you relate to them, and how?
  • 7: is there anything you believe in? what is it? why do you believe in it? can you tell us something that explains this belief?
  • 8: you are locked in a room until the day you die, and have a choice to spend this time with one person. will you choose someone? if yes, who is it? why?
  • 9: what is the book that got you into reading, if there even is one? what was so special about it? when did you read it?
  • 10: what is the song i have to listen to so i could know you better?
  • 11: do you prefer being outside when its sunny or when its dark?
  • 12: do you like the rain? why? do you prefer storms or light dripping?
  • 13: hot chocolate with cinnamon, marshmellows, both or none?
  • 14: do you like tea? why? if yes, what is your favorite kind?
  • 15: do you enjoy coffee? if yes, do you drink it for the taste or for the caffeine?
  • 16: what is your perfect playlist for studying? where is the perfect place to listen to it?
  • 17: what is your favorite color? why? what is your least favorite shade of this color?
  • 18: think of a person you love. now describe them, using only stuff that only you would describe them with. (for example - my person would be described by reading a new book while there's a storm outside.)
  • 19: what is the song you feel like you HAVE to know to play?
  • 20: do you like writing? do you prefer to write on a computer or in a notebook?
  • 21: shuffle your playlist until you get to a song you will never skip. what is this song? why do you never skip it? do you recommend it?
  • 22: do you like stargazing? why?
  • 23: what is your favorite hour of the day?
  • 24: what is your harry potter house? did you get sorted on pottermore or do you think it represents you better?
  • 25: what is your patronus?
  • 26: do you want to write a book? if yes, did you start already?
  • 27: what is your favorite smell?
  • 28: picture yourself at ease. now describe what exactly did you picture - with who you are? where? what exactly put you at ease?
  • 29: you have the option to forget one book/series completly and reread/rewatch it from the start. what book/series is it?
  • 30: what do you love most about humanity?
Junhao Headcanons

requested by @sassyminghao ♡

oh boy here we go

☾ junhao invented the having a crush on your best friend cliche 

☾ minghao is always stealing junhui’s hoodies/t-shirts, always, all the time, none stop, junhui dies lil inside from softness

☾ anything minghao does junhui is just all “ 😍😍😍 “

☾ clingy junhui is a thing, jun is always touching minghao in one way or another, whether it be holding hands or their legs just brushing together

☾ jun is the ultimate grease bag, minghao could be throwing a rage fit and he’d be in the background smiling like “ awe you’re so cute “

☾ minghao acts really annoyed when junhui is being overly affectionate or flirty but he’s literally dying on the inside (save this tsundere)

☾ jun has definitely made minghao lay under him as he did push ups just so he he’d kiss him when he came down 👀

☾ everyone thinks junhui is the one who gets easily jealous but it’s really minghao

☾ they can and will shamelessly make out in front of their members

☾ neck . kisses . any . time . all . the . time

☾ someone control jun when it comes to leaving hickeys

☾ minghao isn’t extremely vocal with his affection so when he does say things like “ i love you “ or “ you look cute “ , jun’s eyes light up like christmas lights

☾ although, minghao is plenty vocal with mingyu, he’ll keep him up all hours of the night talking about junhui 

☾ jun would brag about how amazing his boyfriend is, can and will stand in the middle of the street screaming “ LOOK HOW CUTE MY BF IS “
minghao gets embarrassed and hits him

☾ gross flirting in mandrian

☾ junhui makes minghao’s tea for him in the morning cos he refuses to get out of bed

☾ i mean, it’s canon that minghao goes to junhui when he’s stressed so queue lots of comfort cuddles and jun whispering cute words of encouragement for him

☾ jun uses the nickname babe any chance he gets

☾ minghao has a non sexual praise kink that jun is more than willing to fulfill 

☾ junhui buys promise rings 

☾ junhui also forces minghao to sit on his lap, not that he’s complaining though

☾ they say i love you like 507 times a day (mostly done by jun)

☾ minghao is always secretly taking photos of jun (canon)

someone please teach junhui to not grab minghao’s ass all the time

bonus , junhao in a nutshell

minghao : ew i hate you

junhui : i love you too 😍

everyone else : what the fuck