coffee with the buddha

Hatred never ends by hatred but by love alone is healed. This is the ancient and eternal law.
—  the Buddha
Maple Bacon Coffee Porter (Funky Buddha)

Brewery : Funky Buddha
Beer : Maple Bacon Coffee Porter
Style : Porter / American Porter
Variance : It’s Heaven in a Glass

9.5 / 10

Ok, so you know those guys who wear a flannel and jeans all the time with a beanie and have thick burley beards? No, I’m not talking about hipsters because no where in that first part did I say anything about carrying around a messenger bag silly asses, I’m talking about lumberjacks! This beer instantly takes me to the great white north and transports me into a wet dream for those woodsman because just the thought of this beer probably makes those bearded fucks cum harder than a punch thrown by Connor McGregor because I know it does for me. Ughhghhhghhghghghhghghghghhh. See what I mean?! Now I need a new pair of boxer briefs, thanks a lot Funky Buddha. Good thing you weren’t here to see my vinegar strokes because then I would have really been embarrassed! I was lucky enough to have buddy of mine donate this to a small bottle share that we ended up doing and honestly now that I’ve had half a bottle of it I need about 12 more to be fully satisfied. A huge maple syrup flavor starts this off with mild hints of milk chocolate before some smoke and bacon flavors joins in towards the middle with more of that syrupy goodness before closing up with a cup of coffee mixed with sugar and some toasty greasy deliciousness. I can confidently say that this is the best use of maple syrup in a beer I have ever tasted and even though it’s not so easy to come across, I am going to make it my life’s mission to search this out every year because it’s truly is a phenomenal brew. Regardless of whether you cut down trees for a living or just sit on your couch and take up space, pick this up because this is absolutely a beer for all levels of drinker and NEEDS to be tasted by everyone because it kicks so much fucking ass it’s insane. Cheers!

Written by: Steve B.

To insist on a spiritual practice that has served you in the past is to carry a raft on your back after you have crossed the river.
—  The Buddha
we’re perfectly imperfect | 707 x MC

Saeran wonders, would their silly antics ever end? Maybe one day, when the earth swapped places with the sky.

In which MC and 707 go through something any other couple would go through: a quarrel.

1814 words.

Read this on my AO3!: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8049961

Warning: Some spoiler’s for Seven’s route.

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