coffee pun

via @fiddleabout#alex wants a dragon so bad you don’t understand      #and like      #omg      #do i also want a spike the dragon who can shrink down into an iguana?      #you know i fucking do oh my god     #but like      #pls imagine director danvers harrumphing around the deo being all boss-like     #with her wee little iguana-dragaon just always chilling on her shoulder      #her name is priscilla and alex uses her to scare the pants off of uppity new recruits

anonymous asked:

The Dads and kids meeting Dadson's twin during a pool party at dadsona's house.

Eeehehehehe Daddy Corvo comin back in clutch with the best thing EVER. (I’m going with this assuming they’re identical twins)

Joseph📿: (Somewhat) pleasantly surprised Dadsona hadn’t mentioned their twin sooner. Nonetheless, he’s friendly and introduces Dadsona’s twin to the kids and invites them to a block party coming up.

Robert🗡: *confused boner*

Damien🦇: Tries to compliment their appearance but fails because “wait you look the same- well, you’re both attractive of course, I just- oh dear…”

Craig💦: Has met them before, but hasn’t heard from them in a while. Spends a good deal of the party catching up and affectionately trash talking Dadsona.

And here comes Daddy Thomas to finish this post off!

Brian🎣: “Everyone says identical, but I can tell you two apart. You’re Dadsona and you are… Dadsona. Let me start over.”

Hugo📚: Starts listing statistics and fawning over their genetic history. Lots of “Are twins normal in your family?” And “For both of you to be completely the same…”

Matt☕️: Matt goes off on what sort of drinks he could name after the two. Couple Cupcakes, Twin Toffee, Brother Brew, etc…

What we know about the dads so far

Not including the info on their little introduction posts. Stuff I got from tweets and the live stream. 
Craig Cahn:
He was your roommate in college 
He has 3 kids. 2 older twins (Briar and Hazel) and the baby (River) 
He has an ex-wife named Ashley who he has joint custody of the kids with. They got divorced last year.
He drinks marinara sauce like it’s a smoothie?
He’s a total fucking bro. He and your dadsona used to go on Bro Brunch. 
He jogs daily and is strong enough that he can jog while holding River on his chest without hurting her. 
Mat Sella:
He owns the local coffee shop, the Coffee Spoon. The name comes from a poem and even Mat admits that it’s kind of stupid.
The names of all the things on the menu in the shop are puns.
Mat’s name is a Front Bottoms reference (Their guitarist’s name is Brian Sella and their drummer’s name is Mathew Uychich)
Mat has one daughter
He’s kind of awkward and really sweet.
Puns! So many band and coffee puns!
Hugo Vega:
Hugo’s son’s name is Ernest 
Hugo has a Netflix account but he can never remember his login details
He also has an old excel spreadsheet that he made years ago of wine and cheese pairings that he will deny exists but updates regularly
He thinks his son only vapes to annoy him. He admits vaping is healthier than other forms of smoking but thinks smoking a pipe is more dignified.
Joseph Christiansen:
Joseph has tattoos that he covers 
He also owns a fidget spinner
He has 4 kids. One of them is a daughter named Christie. 
He’s the first dad you meet in the game! He brings cookies he baked to your house
Brian Harding:
He has one daughter, named Daisy. She’s 10 
He also has a corgi named Maxwell. 
Depending on what you choose he’s either the second or third dad you meet in the game. 
You! The player’s dadsona:
You have one daughter named Amanda and she’s a senior in high school. She’s a photographer. Doesn’t Like authority. Kind of reckless. All around adorable. 
You had a wife but she passed away. Her name started with a C.
You were in a Ska band called the Skauminist Manifesto
You can choose whether Amanda was adopted or whether your late wife gave birth to her
You and Amanda are new in town (Maple Bay). The game starts with you packing and moving.
Amanda is pretty much aware that your into guys and is low key your wing man.
General Game stuff:
After you meet Joseph you have a choice to either go to the coffee shop and meet Mat or go to the park and meet Brian and his daughter Daisy and then meet Craig and one of his daughters, River. 
You meet Robert Small fifth at a sports bar called Jim and Kim’s (though owned by a guy named Neil) after a mom named Mary tries to hit in you
You get the option to bang him almost immediately
You actually see him before hand in the coffee shop but don’t talk to him until the bar. 
Damien Bloodmarch is most likely a vampire from the Victorian Era
There are 13 children in total (including the player’s daughter Amanda) and 3 dogs (at least one of which belongs to Brian)
That leaves Damien and Robert having one child each.
There’s a cameo from the band Pup.
Most of the dialogue in the game is grunting (provided by the Game Grumps and Friends!)
The game will cost $14.99 when it’s released on July 13th at 10 AM Pacific
The acronym for the game Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator is DDADDS and that was intentional
The creators worked on this game for over a year and a half and really care about and it comes from a heartfelt place
I’m pretty sure they’re already planning a sequel
There will be DLC. Possibly more dads. 
The creators kind of hinted that they might make a mom dating game?