"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"I'm full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it."
"Apparently you can change your name to anything you want! So I thought, here's an opportunity to be creative. So, meet....Princess Consuela Banana Hammock!"
"I have to go before I put your head through a wall."
"Fine. Don't be my friends. I'll buy new friends."
"Let me think, let me think. Oh! I don't care."
"I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me."
"Observe the art of seduction. Watch, learn...and don't eat my cookie."
"And remember, if I'm harsh with you...it's only because you're doing it wrong."
"I've got this uncontrollable need to please people."
"That's my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. She's fancy."
"Cheese. It's milk...that you chew."
"It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have... and receive."
"Well,I've had the same walk since high school and you know how when a guy walks into a room and everybody takes notice? I think I need a 'take notice' walk."
"Your love is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart."
"My apartment's not there anymore. Because I drank it."
"The cow in the meadow goes moo / The cow in the meadow goes moo / Then the farmer hits her on the head and grinds her up/ And that's where we get hamburgers... And now, Chickens!"
"You're playing a little PlayStation, huh? That's whack. PlayStation is whack. ... 'Sup with the whack PlayStation, 'sup?"
Am I the only one who feels the current presidential election is really reminiscent of the Total Drama World Tour finale? Cause initally the peanut gallery was rooting for Cody cause he was the only good person and such, but then he lost and it was down to Heather and Alejandro and nobody really liked either of them cause they were both evil in a way?? Does none of this sound familiar??????